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Kris was eagerly dragged around by the wrist by Susie, who was trying to get to Ralsei as fast as she could. You did not sign up for this.
“Hurry up, dumbass!” Susie laughed. According to Ralsei, this next Dark World was found by him and not made by anyone. You called bullshit on this and made a bet, but now Kris is praying to you that you were right. This is NOT worth 40 dollars or their copy of Dragon Blazers.
As you two jumped (forcefully on Kris’s side) into the school closet, you heard a familiar voice call out.
“Oh, Susie! Kris!” Ralsei said with glee. “I’m so glad to see you made it!”
❤️My arm hurts Not by choice
“Oh, I’m sorry if Susie hurt you!”
“And I’M sorry you’re such a weak-ass!” Susie laughed (But more like barked? You can’t tell.) before lightly punching Kris’s arm.
As V1 marched on towards the Hellavator, V2 followed while complaining.
“Why must I be dragged along after your ‘quest to kill God?’” V2 mumbled, but a lot more comfortable after getting a new, more feminine voice chip. “What did I do to deserve such a punishment?”
“Alphabetically or chronologically?” V1 scoffed, barely even sparing his counterpart a glance before stopping and turning around, the Blue arms crossed and the Knuckleblaster resting on his hip.
V1 looked far more advanced than when it first arrived in Hell. The Yellow arm was hidden nicely away in a new compartment as the Feedbacker, Knuckleblaster, and Whiplash all stayed attached to the back of its shoulder, free to be switched around as he pleases. As a bonus, he got a more refined version of the SAM voice, making it sound a lot more “human” than the TTS.
As a direct parallel, V2 looked simplified, her Knuckleblaster and Whiplash STOLEN by her inferior prototype. In their place, V2 refined and mechanized a random Stray’s arm in hopes of being a good enough blend (it was, thank God). Its voice was a lot more like a tomboy’s, fitting its behavior as a tired straggler.
“Because either way, I have all of the instances in my database.” V1 continued. “Nonetheless, we gotta get going. I need to know where this goes since Hell’s dormant.”
“Ugh, fine.” V2 moaned, shoulders slumping. “As long as I can get something to entertain myself while we’re out.
As the Fun Gang was bantering, a square pit opened up in the center of Castle Town, leading down into a red area covered in what seemed to be shut eyes and liquid. Out of the pit, a very strange and visceral looking “elevator” rose. 6 of the 7 aces immediately jumped into action, followed shortly behind by the Werewerewire, who seemed to be growling like a dog. As the doors opened, the center of the slope leading up from the door was covered in oil as a blue blur rushed past, skidding to a halt. A red robot walked out soon after, with the elevator falling back down and sealing the pit afterwards, looking mildly inconvenienced by its blue sibling.
“Where the hell are we,” the mysterious red robot whispered, looking around. Shortly after, the Flying Aces were holding her at sword-point. Immediately after that, the blue one was threatening to cover them in gasoline and incinerate them. They backed off.
“Clearly not in a friendly neighborhood,” the red robot finished.
As the robots made their “impressions,” a soft voice called out to the visitors.
“Hello there! I’m Ralsei, I’m the Prince here! It’s so wonderful to meet new faces! Who are you two?”
After the 5 got acquainted, Susie asked the obvious question.
“Okay, but what the hell are you supposed to be?”
”Excuse me?” V2 scoffed, looking appalled. “I thought it was obvious by our physique!”
You look ugly as hell for security camera darkners ❤️Did a GoPro fuck a Boston Dynamics dog?
Susie whispered to Ralsei. “What the hell’s a Boston Dynamics dog?”
V1 nearly fell over, laughing. He had to catch his breath to be able to use his voice module again.
”Geez, that caught me off guard! No, we aren’t GoPro dog-humans. We are the only models made of the V Series! We were designed for war, and agility was our focus.”
”V1, I think they think we’re darkners.” V2 whispered to her sibling.
”I… don’t know what we’d be to them, actually.” V1 addresses the SOUL. “What are we, in your world?”
Darkner Lightner ❤️A secret third thing (Funny Robot :))
”Okay, cool, you don’t know either. Let’s just say we’re in-between, ‘kay?”
”Sounds fine to me!” Susie smiles.
V1 perks up, as if it had gotten a new idea.
”Purple girl.”
”Susie.”
”Susie, whatever, you ever shoot a gun before?”
Susie’s eyes brighten as she breaks into a toothy grin.
”No, but I really wanna!”
V2 immediately starts inching away. She starts sprinting and slam-boosting as V1 pulls out the Electric Railgun.
This first chapter was already really fun to make and I really wanna make more, lemme know what y’all think! Obviously I’ll still make it but in like a week I’ll check in with how this is doing!