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Erron: We’re just sparring right
Reader: I prefer the term foreplay
Erron: Woman, you’re going to be the death of me
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Erron: I don’t want to hurt you
Reader: Already have
Erron: I’m telling you, it was Shang Tsung. Not me
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Reader: You ever heard the term "Save a horse ride a cowboy"?
Erron: Just what are you implying?
Reader: That you better buckle up.
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Reader: You ever heard the term "Save a horse ride a cowboy"?
Erron: *chuckles* Don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash.
Reader: You haven't seen half of what my ass can do.
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Reader: Are you what they call a horse girl?
Erron: Are you making fun of me?
Reader: Yee-fucking-haw.
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Reader: How much is the bounty on my head?
Erron: If ya gotta ask, you can’t afford it
Reader: I’m sure I can find some way to repay you
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Reader: How much is the bounty on my head?
Erron: Darling, you’re priceless
Reader: Flattery will get you nowhere Black
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Reader: Just what do I have to do to meet the in-laws
Erron: Believe me, you don’t want to
Reader: So you’ll be coming over to my folks for Thanksgiving?
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Reader: Why do you keep calling me sugar?
Erron: You’re sweeter than molasses
Reader: And just as deadly.
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Reader: How good's your aim?
Erron: I always hit my mark.
Reader: *shakes head* Stupid cupid
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Reader: So you're good with your hands?
Erron: The best.
Reader: Prove it.
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Reader: I heard you're good with your hands.
Erron: You heard right.
Reader: How about your tongue?
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Erron: Happiness is a warm gun.
Reader: What am I? Chopped liver?
Erron: You're hot enough.
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Reader: Huddling for warmth? You really think I'd fall for that?
Erron: Outworld gets cold at night.
Reader: *shakes head* Oldest trick in the book.
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Reader: I can't stand you.
Erron: Now whatever did I do to deserve that?
Reader: You're... distracting.
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Reader: Which do you love more, me or your hat?
Erron: Darling... don't make me choose
Reader: Avoiding the question...
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Reader: Going out with a bang?
Erron: We'll see how tonight goes
Reader: Just don't leave me hanging
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Reader: What do you think of the new look?
Erron: 'Fraid know more about hair triggers than hairstyles.
Reader: Ooh, touchy.
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Reader: Worried about firing off early?
Erron: Don't worry, I always get the job done.
Reader: Erron Black being generous for once? Stop the presses.