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Cassidy had just killed Afton for.. what the billionth time? Honestly it was getting boring. So she decided she'd give Afton a break and she walked over to Lilith (she's named after her great great- however the fuck many greats grand mother)
"So.. how're things going with you and your angel girlfriend?" Cassidy chuckled as Lilith sputtered to respond "wellwearen'tofficially girlfriendswebarelystarteddatingbut-"
Cassidy laughed and interrupted her "It's fine Lil's, anyway though, I'm bored, how're my other friends doing?"
Lilith sighed before saying "From what Mia said they're bored too, heaven doesn't really have much to do."
Then Lilith remembered something "Oh yeah, apparently there's other afterlives other than ours and apparently if asked nicely God could send you there."
Cassidy had to hold back from showing just HOW surprised she was so instead she just asked, "God, as in THE GOD? As in creator of everything?"
Lilith giggled "Oh yeah, forgot you only met him briefly when he told you that you'd be in charge of Afton's torture. He's nicer than you'd expect, less 'holier than though' energy and honestly closer to a parent, and not in a 'divine authority figure' way, more like 'doting dad who equally spoils all his children who just happens to be an eldritch horror', honestly the elevator between layers that sometimes appears will sometimes have a button that let's you go directly up to him. Ask him nicely and he'd probably send you somewhere else if you want."
At the exact moment Lilith stops talking an elevator appears
"Huh, convenient."
Cassidy walks into it and notes all the different buttons "ok, there's Abyss, Hell, Styx, Purgatory, Eden, Heaven, and.. 'G' I guess that one's God."
She presses the button and the doors close before the elevator starts moving
After a little while the elevator stops showing a man with messy blonde hair who was wearing armor that looked like it was made from color itself with eyes that reflected.. something eldritch (everyone knows not to look too deep into the eyes of eldritch beings, that's just stupid)
Cassidy looked up at the man and spoke "Are you.. God? I didn't see you very well when you appointed me to torture Afton."
The man chuckled "Yeah I am God. Don't worry Cassidy, I already know why you're here, you want to go somewhere else, another afterlife, for an adventure, well who am I to decline? Oh, and, I'll have your friends be notified as they are bored and will definitely want to go too."
Cassidy nods "Okay then, but wait, what about Afton?"
God chuckles "Oh I'll have some lesser demons deal with that, they'll keep it running, but there won't be any Golden Freddy because.. well that is literally you. Go get your friends."
Cassidy nods before getting back in the elevator and pressing the 'Heaven' button and hoping that the weird teleporting elevator would be close to her friends
"Well.. let's hope you enjoy this. Audience." God says outside of Cassidy's ability to hear as she leaves
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Susie, was bored. Not much to do in heaven, so she and her friends were playing UNO
"Plus 4!" Fritz shouted placing down the card, only for Gabriel to calmly place another plus 4 on top of it "plus 8. Jeremy?" Jeremy immediately placed another plus four "plus 12." Susie was silent (a broken jaw may not impair speech but it hurts a lot) and placed another plus four on top of the pile, Crying Child (they really need to learn his name sometime) sighed and grabbed 16 cards from the draw deck before calmly standing up, walking over to a rock-shaped cloud, and screaming into it with a stream of both insults of the game's creator, luck, them, the cards, and the very concept, all of which mixed with an unhealthy amount of profanity that'd make a pretentious idiot fall over in shock (if any of them were up here), man CC really is Mike's brother.
Suddenly a flash of light interrupted that rage ramble (rageble?) and Mia walked over "Hey guys!! So apparently Cassidy got bored so God's gonna be having her visit another afterlife in an adventure, and wanted to know if any of you wanted to go with them."
Immediately Charlie retrieved CC and began discussing it and.. all of them decided "why the hell not." Though not in that exact way.
Suddenly an elevator dropped directly behind Mia "Oh, guess that's Cassidy."
And immediately Cassidy walked out of the elevator and everyone just climbed into the elevator, but before Cassidy pressed the 'G' button (was that here last time Susie went to visit Cass?) she told Mia "Oh, and tell your girlfriend I said hi." Pressing the button as Mia immediately flustered and couldn't get a word out before the elevator was gone
Cassidy was carrying Charlie above her head (they were out of room in the elevator and who else would hold Charlie, Susie?) when the elevator stopped and they saw God, who seemed to be watching a portal like it had offended him
God looked over "Oh, you guys are here. Perfect. Before you go though," he snapped his fingers causing something to change in Cassidy but she couldn't tell what
"What was that?" Charlie questioned as Cassidy set her down
"Eh, just made it so that you guys can all turn into alive-looking versions with all your limbs as well as turn into your animatronic forms, also gave Charlie the ability to give life to the dead if the right circumstance for it's use arrives, and for Cassidy I gave her specifically two extra things: a form made to fit the place I'm sending you, and the ability to gain and keep power(s) by absorbing Agony, she can also track sources of Agony I guess." God shrugged at that last part "Well off you go." God said before telekinetically throwing them through the portal
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Cassidy looked around after being thrown through the portal noting that wherever they were it looked like a rainbow that had drunk too much of something pink threw up everywhere and it had about as much gravity as outer space, they all managed to stay together by some miracle before falling into a hole in where they were and suddenly feeling gravity pulling them and a lost of heat like falling from the sky.. oh wait, they were near some red-plant-covered planet so.. they were falling from the sky.
They all crashed in a barren area that seemed to have.. trenches? dug into it on one side and a lot of corpses around them. It reminded Cassidy of those old war movies her friends and Mike would watch every now and again. She was absorbing lingering Agony but there was also a constant stream of it coming from somewhere. She followed it and found someone in military-like gear who was missing an arm and had most of their torso gone with their intesting dangling out, this person was alive but not doing all that well.. "I wonder.." Cassdiy muttered before trying to use the Agony she had to try to heal the person as best as she could and.. she actually managed it? The person was unconscious but alive. Cassidy also noticed a bunch of odd mushrooms across the battlefield, many of which growing from the corpses of.. what looked like fantasy orks with scrap armor and weapons and some weird blue dust was also covering much of the battle field. Cassidy lifted the person with one arm and ripped one of the mushrooms from the ground with the other causing a bunch of spores to scatter from it causing Cassidy to sneeze accidentally sending out some Agony mixed with a bit of her soul, she'd be fine, that was a weird reaction though, both from the mushroom and her, the last time she sneezed after her death was when an Agony.. thing, tried to take over her body, she ended up taking control over it instead, stupid thing.
Eventually she found her friends who had all entered their more alibe-looking forms (probably to get rid of their injuries in case someone found them) and set up a fire for warmth, Cassidy looked up and noticed the hole in the sky that they had fallen through had closed
"So who's the adult?" Fritz asked still kinda distracted by the fact that he has a left eye again
"I don't know, found 'em alive but very injured, as you can probably tell by the fact that they don't have a left arm and their entire lower body is covered in blood. I healed their wounds via Agony-based healing, I'm surprised it was so effective though, normally it can barely manage to fix a bruise but this was able to achieve surgery levels of healing."
Cassidy set the person down before walking to Jeremy and showing him the mushroom she'd ripped out of the ground "Hey Jeremy, what type of mushroom is this? I know you have a mycology hyperfixation so do you recognise this?"
Jeremy studied it for a second quietly noting how even the slightest amount of damage caused it to produce spores which was very weird before speaking "Sorry Cass, but I don't recognize it, it's similar to various species of mushroom that I'm familiar with but none of them match."
Cassidy sighed before throwing the mushroom with the force of a baseball pitcher directly into nearby forest because if JEREMY doesn't know it then we don't know if it's safe to eat and while they don't need to eat their guest does.
~~to be continued~~