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MONDAY, 21:19
Isak: feed shezza!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown number: Shezza?
Isak: don't play dumb Jonas
Unknown number: That's not my name.
Isak: they call you Stacey then or what
Unknown number: I like your humor but no, that's really not my name.
Isak: huh
Isak: Jonas?
Unknown number: I'm Even.
Isak: ooooooh
Isak: so you're really not Jonas?
Unknown number: I'm really not Jonas.
Isak: shit
Unknown number: How did you even manage to text me?
Isak: I got a a new phone and I lost all my numbers
Isak: and I thought I knew Jonas' number by heart
Unknown number: Apparently you didn't.
Isak: no shit Sherlock
Unknown number: And why am I still texting you?
Isak: uhm
Isak: because I'm cool
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MONDAY, 23:47
Isak: are you angry with me???
Unknown number: No, why would I be angry with you?
Isak: because you write full stops and didn't reply to my last messages
Unknown number: I'm not angry, I just forgot to reply because I was busy
Unknown number: And I will stop writing full stops if you start using capital letters at the beginning of a sentence.
Isak: never.
Isak: this full stop shit is contagious!!
Full stop guy: I actually never write them, but you're a stranger so I thought I'd be polite
Isak: Thanks full stop guy
Full stop guy: ?
Isak: you're saved in my phone like that
Isak: but I'm gonna call you empty stop guy from now on
Empty stop guy: Why did you save my number? And who says I'm a guy?
Isak: idk
Isak: and you're called Even, so I guess that's a guy's name
Empty stop guy: Did I tell you my name?
Isak: uhm yeah you did?
Isak: just scroll to the beginning of our conversation
Isak: wait I have it here, I'll send it
Isak: << Empty stop guy wrote "I'm Even" at 21:21 >>
Empty stop guy: I actually did write that. Scary
Isak: should I save you as Even??
Empty stop guy: you shouldn't save me at all
Isak: very polite!!!!!!! And you didn't write a capital letter!!!!!
Empty stop guy: What's with the exclamation points?
Empty stop guy: And I didn't...
Isak: Now you wrote three full stops, what's with the full stops Even??
Empty stop guy: Gotta go
Isak: oh okay
Isak: talk to you later
Isak: ?