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For two people who had spent large portions of their lives being lonely in completely different genres, Tenna and Spamton had developed a remarkably active sex life.
Tenna called it "private time," because he was still Tenna and still occasionally behaved like a children’s television host who had been handed adult privileges by mistake.
Spamton had misunderstood this at first.To him, private time meant exactly what it sounded like.
Time that was private.
The kind of thing a person did alone because they needed a minute without anyone watching. Taking a nap, relaxing in the bedroom with the door shut, working on a hobby, going for a walk, having a cigarette out the window and pretending that counted as fresh air.
So when Tenna first used the phrase for what was, objectively, one of the least private things two people could do together, Spamton had stared at him for way too long.
Tenna had gone pink around the edges and explained that he meant private from everyone else. Spamton had blinked up at him, then said very slowly "Ohhhh... [Do Not Disturb]???"
Tenna had covered his screen with both hands. "Yes. That."
Thankfully, they were both switches, so nobody had to stay on one end of the leash... metaphorical or otherwise.
There were nights where Spamton ran his mouth until Tenna finally put a hand over him and made the point for both of the, some nights Tenna wanted to be told exactly where to put his hands and praised when he listened. Sometimes they both wanted to be taken apart at the exact same time, which was honestly adorable, because underneath all the noise it really did just mean they both wanted to be held.
Tenna liked those nights, he liked the less graceful ones too. Where they stopped because Spamton's back clicked out of place, or where they started laughing too hard to continue. The nights where they had to pause, stretch, swear, change positions and then try again.
They were not built for effortless sex...effortless had never been their thing.
Their thing was him asking if Spamton was okay so gently that Spamton snapped "I WAS UNTIL u MAD3 [Mii] [Self Aware]!!"
Their thing was Spamton having chronic pain and still being horny pretty much 24/7
Sometimes sex helped not always But sometimes after, he slept better. Tenna's hands on him made the tension unclench, being wanted so thoroughly dragged his body out of survival brain by the scruff. Sometimes an orgasm did more for him than any heating pad ever could.
Between a CRT television and a ventriloquist dummy it was bound to get weird eventually. Honestly, it had been weird from the start. Their size difference alone made normalcy an uphill battle with loose gravel.
Still, there was weird, and then there was whatever happened next.
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So far the list of what I have planned some of these I have rough ideas and some I have literally nothing I can't guarantee what will actually be finished
✅️Pet Play Did you know only THREE sub Spamton pet play fics are published here!?
Somonophilia both ways?
acrotomophilia Soft dom Tenna
Weight play? (Smothering/ erotic asphixyation)
Cum inflation Top tenna
Soft vore both ways!
Oviposition Fluff /aftercare
Breeding kink Top Spamton (maybe another with Top tenna if I ever get around to the pipis fic)
Service Top Spamton
Degradation but stupidly wholesome probably both ways but top Spamton for wacky ass glitch diolog
✅️STRING PLAY (Is that even a thing? If not it will be)
Objectification sex doll Spamton
Edging probably could do this both ways but sub tenna
Monsterfucking softdom tenna and/or NEO
Four way/ orgy??? (Can you tell Deltarunes a fixation of mine...)
-Tenna, Jevil, Spamton and seam ( Tennavil and seamton
-Tenna, Spamton, Rouxls (Spamtenna being too weird for even Rouxls or he's just third wheeling)
- Spamton, Queen, Tenna with Exhibitionism/ Voyeurism (Spamton and Queen watch and comment (Sub)Tenna strip and masturbate)
- Tenna, The Addisons (maybe Cuck Spamton)
-Tenna, Elnina, Lanino, Spamton (idk but has potential)
(Honestly so open to suggestions I love learning about new things and seeing how you can apply that towards these characters 💕)