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Your Hole Might Die, But Nobody Gets Hurt

Summary:

Shang Qinghua is sent on behalf of the Northern Desert as a neutral party to ease tensions between Tianlang Jun and Jiuchong Jun. He's so frustrated by their small talk that he immediately signs and agrees to their treaty. Thank goodness, it's all over now!!
But then he reads the fine print. He needs to have sex with them to solidify it.
OR: SQH gets railed by two daddy demons
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Title is inspired by "HONEY (ARE U COMING?)" by Måneskin

Notes:

Welp. This one's for my partner. I think he was trying to figure out the rarest SQH poly rarepair to give me (that still has decent chemistry/feasibility) and since Jiuchong Jun (Sha Hualing's dad) has only 6 fics, I'd consider this rare enough
I wrote this in exchange for cumplane as roommates- worth it <3

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Mobei Jun angrily grunted upon the report his advisor gave.

"My king-"

"Resolve it."

Qinghua sighed. "Yes, my king."

Those icy eyes sliced through him, sending a spike of adrenaline into his heart. "Through any means necessary."

Shang Qinghua practically jumped out of his seat, "Yes, my king!"


The meeting room was located within the Western Realm, due to Jiuchong Jun being the most welcoming demon present. Shang Qinghua respectfully bowed upon entry. "Thanking these lords for their presence."

Tianlang Jun put a hand on his exposed chest. "Come now, Qinghua- there's no need for such formalities."

"Ah, of course."

"Just call me daddy!"

The politeness flickered on Shang Qinghua's face, mixing with a grimace. "Perhaps we should begin with the treaty. I've drafted one here!" He pulled out a scroll, unfurling it for the two demons to observe. "It sets out a reasonable compromise between the land expansions and trade routes, ensuring-"

"Straight to the chase?" Jiuchong Jun furrowed his brow. "That gives the impression we're some hostile lords, surely we can find common ground."

Tianlang Jun gave a slight nod. "Pleasantries aren't a waste of time."

Shang Qinghua blinked before saying, "Right! Sure." Some quick chit-chat then right to the document signing!


Maybe an hour passed, maybe two. It was enough that Shang Qinghua had burned too many sticks of incense to enjoy doing that math. He had phased in and out during their conversations. Sometimes it was about the agreement, but sometimes it was just about kids and wives- the bored advisor tried to interrupt, "Could we talk about the agreement now?"

Tianlang Jun nodded but waved his hand dismissively. He was leaning forward like he was listening to a good drama show. "In a moment- she was the one who desired that expansion?"

"Yes, my beloved- she enjoys the flowers out there."

The heavenly demon lovingly sighed. "So did my Su Xiyan..."

Shang Qinghua wanted to hit his head against the table. It was two (or perhaps three?) more sticks of stale-smelling incense before Qinghua tuned back in to hear Jiuchong Jun muttering, "Should this one sign next to your name, or underneath?"

The advisor looked over to see the man holding a brush in his hand. Shang Qinghua jumped out of his seat, "Yes, yes- Please, sign it!"

The demon gave a full-bellied chuckle. "Of course. Anything to have a bit of peace amongst the realms." And just like that, Shang Qinghua watched Jiuchong Jun sign the scroll.

Shang Qinghua raced over to the scroll, grabbing the brush from Jiuchong Jun just to scribble his own name as a testimonial witness. Holy shit, he'd never felt so relieved to be a notary before!

Tianlang Jun clasped his hands together. "Perfect, we'll start now!"

Perhaps it was just the low amount of sleep Shang Qinghua obtained the previous night or even the weird emphasis Tianlang Jun put on the words, but the human furrowed his brow. "Start which part exactly?" It was all long-term changes involving legislation, and certainly none of that work was being filtered off to the advisor of the Northern Desert.

Tianlang Jun chuckled. "Qinghua, didn't you see the last line of our agreement?"

Shang Qinghua blinked before examining it. "What?!"

Written in with blood, a smaller font read: 'Shang Qinghua will engage in simultaneous sexual relations with Tianlang Jun and Jiuchong Jun before any effects take place.'

Shang Qinghua stared at the document with an immense amount of disappointment. He slowly pinched his brow, fighting off the stress as he sighed, "You should have told me before I signed that."

Tianlang Jun smugly shrugged. "It was your document, you should have-"

Shang Qinghua's wide eyes turned to Jiuchong Jun. "You should have told me he modified it!"

The older man wasn't as nefarious as Tianlang Jun, so his eyes softened upon the words. He gently stepped forward, holding the human's arm. "Your eyes look tired. Take a rest."

Qinghua managed to ease his worries under that warm hand. He gave a sharp laugh. "A rest through fucking?"

"Exactly. You obtain all those little things in your treaty, and we gain-"

"You~" Tianlang Jun didn't mind being more forward as he slipped his hand around the man's waist. 

Well- shit, he drafted that agreement well, he did like all the terms in it. He bit the bottom of his lip before declaring, "I- I don't know if I can even take two demons of your size!"

Jiuchong Jun's thumb brushed over Qinghua's arm. "We'll be gentle~"

As the man opened his mouth again, he discovered... that was the main objection on his mind. As he tried to think back to his king, he heard the phrase echoing to him, 'Through any means necessary.'

Shang Qinghua took a deep breath. "Okay!"

Tianlang Jun wasted no time pulling Shang Qinghua to his chest, smiling as the human squeaked into their kiss. And despite the lack of communication, the smaller man tried to kiss back with just as much enthusiasm, keeping his lips closed for a moment, just to indulge the heavenly demon by opening his mouth.

Jiuchong Jun suddenly yanked Shang Qinghua back by his bun. "Let me have a turn too." Jiuchong Jun was far more gentle. When their lips connected, Shang Qinghua had a moment to breathe underneath them, and he found himself almost mourning the amount of tongue Tianlang Jun had used right away.

However, his attention wasn't on his memories for long as he felt the heavenly demon untying his clothes from behind. Qinghua barely pried himself away from the kiss to hiss out, "Don't rip them, I need to return to the Northern Desert in these."

Jiuchong Jun sighed equally to his counterpart. "Can't spare a visit to the Western lands?"

Shang Qinghua shook his head as he grumbled, "Not with my schedule." Nor did he inherently want to at that moment, given he still had no idea what to expect from them.

But still, he assisted Tianlang Jun's process of undressing him. It was easy to assist with the knots and to shift his body where needed, but eventually he was left in only a pair of pants. Qinghua felt even smaller now that he didn't have his clothes to protect him. "So, um-"

Jiuchong Jun kissed his neck. "Relax, Qinghua."

'Easier said than done,' he wanted to spit back, but he also needed this deal to follow through.

He forced his shoulders to lower before he felt a small surge of pleasure from his groin. When he looked, his eyes immediately fell upon Tianlang Jun, who held his clothed thighs while sucking on his dick through a relatively thin piece of fabric. The demon was looking up at him, performatively moaning while his cheeks were hollowed.

Qinghua weakly bucked into it, just for Jiuchong Jun to support him from behind. The demon whispered to him, "There, doesn't that feel better?"

Shang Qinghua vaguely squirmed. "T- Tianlang Jun-"

The heavenly demon seemed to respond, but only through an affirmative hum around the cock in his mouth.

Qinghua tolerated the treatment for a moment longer before reaching down to undo his pants. They slid down easily enough, revealing his half-hard dick underneath it all.

Tianlang Jun sighed. "It's so cute." He kissed the tip, watching how it twitched from the stimulation. "Aww, you're reactive too~"

Shang Qinghua felt his face flushing. "Shut up."

Jiuchong Jun tsked. "He'll be the one prepping you, so I advise your best behavior." Before the human could even grumble, the soft-hearted demon gently held his chin. "Do you understand, my Xiao-hua?"

"Y- yes." Every bit of resolve melted away when staring at those gentle, black eyes.

Jiuchong Jun kissed him on the cheek as a reward. "Wonderful." He looked over to Tianlang Jun, as if he were a father asking about a construction job, "How do you want him?"

"Hanging over the table," Tianlang Jun expertly responded.

"Ass up?"

"Hm, no, I'd quite like to see his face during it."

"Agreed."

Shang Qinghua instinctively wanted to hide his face at the idea, but he coped by lying on the meeting table, allowing his legs to dangle over one end while his head fell over the other.

Tianlang Jun groped the human's thigh, massaging the muscle. "As responsive as I first noted."

Shang Qinghua struggled for a response before non-sexually groaning. "You can start stretching me."

"With pleasure." Tianlang Jun dipped into the man's legs, beginning with his tongue prodding at Qinghua's entrance.

Shang Qinghua immediately tensed, "S- shit, I thought you were-!" Going to be using fingers!

Jiuchong Jun petted his hair. "If you'd like to request something else, I'm sure our heavenly demon will accommodate that."

But he couldn't even think clearly as he felt Tianlang Jun enthusiastically pushing his tongue inside. Without much effort, it freely moved inside him, pushing against his inner walls with reckless abandon. It was almost like the demon was searching for his prostate, but just as the thought came to his mind, Tianlang Jun succeeded as Qinghua let out a cry as his back arched.

He automatically tried to close his legs, just for Tianlang Jun to stubbornly hold him open. The hand with undulled claws freely dragged into the soft flesh of his thigh, leaving Shang Qinghua with only one opportunity for some dignity- and that was putting his hand over his mouth and moaning into that.

However, it seemed he made an error as Jiuchong Jun tried to gently pry his hand away. "C'mon, don't you want to allow him to know that he's making you feel good? I'm sure he'd like that."

Fuck off, he wanted to respond, but he only clamped his hand down further as Tianlang Jun hummed into his ass.

Shit- he writhed on the table as much as he could, being lost in the sensation of Tianlang Jun eating him out before Jiuchong Jun tutted. "Last chance, Qinghua."

The hardness of the tone practically drove the human crazy, and perhaps he was delusional enough to listen as he loosened his hand. "H- he's not stretching me." The statement was mixed into a mess of moans, with the heavenly demon only trying harder to get him to whine once he could hear the smaller man's voice.

Jiuchong Jun nonchalantly noted, "He's been helping lubricate you, no?"

"N- no-"

"Would you prefer his fingers?"

Shang Qinghua desperately nodded, holding every plea in the back of his throat.

Luckily, Jiuchong Jun decided to act as his savior when he instructed, "Finger him instead."

Tianlang Jun pulled away, smirking. "I could've torn him apart with just my tongue."

"Yes, yes, I'm sure you can, Tianlang." Jiuchong Jun glanced back down at Shang Qinghua, shaking his head a little. "Forgive him, he gets excited."

About fucking some random human? Qinghua would've assumed that to be unlikely, but he was cut off from that idea as he felt a finger enter his hole. Tianlang Jun kissed the spot on the man's thigh that his claws tore into, "You're already more open for me than before."

Shang Qinghua bit a sneering remark into his cheek, but Jiuchong Jun patted his cheek. "Don't look so glum, we'll be inside you soon."

Before the human could answer, Tianlang Jun chimed in, "Ooh, he clenched at that."

He leaned up from the table, leaning on his elbows. "Y- you're fingering me, of course my body is going to react!"

Jiuchong Jun pushed him back down, the touch a bit more assertive than before. "Rest now, don't get too preoccupied with what he's doing." The demon dipped his mouth closer, breathing upon the human's lips. "Focus on your gege instead."

At the same moment their mouths connected, Qinghua released a whimper into the man. Although Tianlang Jun had stopped purely trying to pleasure him, it still seemed that he liked watching Shang Qinghua squirm from every motion that was a bit too close to his prostate.

But perhaps he had taken Jiuchong Jun's instructions to heart as one finger smoothly became two, and they worked to scissor his insides. Through every gasp of pleasure he made, Jiuchong Jun effortlessly drove his tongue into Shang Qinghua's mouth, swallowing the man whole as he lapped at the inside regions he could access.

Qinghua's thoughts were everywhere. The faint, savory taste of Jiuchong Jun, how the man had held his face with such care and love, and still how Tianlang Jun was pushing another finger inside him. He suddenly broke off the kiss with a needy exhale, "Use my throat." He couldn't stop himself, "Please."

Jiuchong Jun sighed. "I quite like hearing your voice, but I suppose I can't resist you like that." He called out to Tianlang Jun. "Could we flip him over for a while?"

It was barely a request to the heavenly demon's mind; he automatically shifted Shang Qinghua accordingly, keeping his hand inside the man during the entire exchange.

Qinghua admitted, "Thank you," before opening his mouth for the demon in front of him. If anything, his plan was to just get Jiuchong Jun somewhat reasonably lubricated since he didn't want the demon to tear him in half.

(Granted, he looked slightly smaller than Tianlang Jun, but that wasn't much of a comparison since it was to the father of the stallion protagonist himself.)

Jiuchong Jun didn't significantly move to undress. There was a small piece of clothing sheltering his groin from the world, with various silk ribbons and gold bangles distracting from the hard-on the man possessed. The demon undressed a small part of himself, allowing his cock to stand in the air. He gently held Shang Qinghua's face as he asked. "Have you taken something like this down your throat before?"

The human dodged his eyes away. "A- ah, once or twice?"

"Not a thing to be ashamed of." The pad of Jiuchong Jun's thumb brushed his cheek. "I only want to ensure you're comfortable."

While being fingered, that of all things made him blush. "Yeah, of course." He opened his mouth, leaning forward to take in the tip.

And Jiuchong Jun met him halfway there, pushing his dick down Shang Qinghua's throat and holding onto the human's hair as additional support. He only inserted a small amount of himself before groaning. "So perfect, our Xiao-hua."

Another finger entered inside him, leaving Qinghua to choke on some of the incoming length down his throat. Jiuchong Jun shushed him. "Don't rush this, I'll wait."

But Tianlang Jun wouldn't! The heavenly demon was pushing against his walls in every way possible, leaving Qinghua to vaguely sit there in agony as he allowed the stretching to continue. It was one specific jab near his prostate that made Shang Qinghua move forward, hitting his gag reflex stronger than before as he suddenly pulled away, coughing and sputtering as his saliva spilled off his chin.

He blinked out the tears in his eyes as he wiped his lower face. "S- sorry."

"No need to apologize, Qinghua." He peered over the human. "Perhaps a passive stretch will work better for him."

Tianlang Jun slowly pulled out his fingers. "Perhaps."

Even if his hole clenched around nothing, Shang Qinghua tensed, "W- wait- um-" His eyes glanced around the room before settling on Jiuchong Jun's kind gaze. "Can he use some oil too?"

"Not a reason he can't, right?"

Tianlang Jun nodded, fetching a small vial from his belongings. Wait- so Qinghua didn't need to suck Jiuchong Jun off ahead of time?!? He almost went back on his word before seeing how hard the demon was in front of him.

For so much patience, it was the least the human could do right? He hesitantly put his mouth back onto Jiuchong Jun, focusing only on the dick in front of him as he jerked off half the length and swirled his tongue around the rest.

He didn't even expect the criticism until he received it. "Qinghua, let me see your eyes."

Shang Qinghua hesitantly blinked up at him, stopping most of his motions.

The demon's breath was heavy. "You can continue, just indulge this one in seeing your face."

He hummed a confirmation on the dick, moving up and down once again before forcing his eyes to lock onto Jiuchong Jun. The man nodded. "Yes, just like that. Keep going."

Qinghua did so, adjusting to the weight of the cock in his mouth before he slowly moved, trying to also take more of the length into his throat. He stopped for a moment when he felt Tianlang Jun spreading his legs. He even choked upon the intrusion but Jiuchong Jun held him in place on his dick. "Slow, baobei."

"He's tight," Tianlang Jun breathed out. And shit- Shang Qinghua felt the same on his end as his walls felt like they were going to rupture upon the sheer size. Shit- did he write Luo Binghe to be bigger or smaller than his father?? 

He whimpered on Jiuchong Jun's dick, grasping the man's thighs as a lifeline as Tianlang Jun slowly entered him. Every few seconds, he felt like the heavenly demon must've been close to done, but it was much later until the man finally bottomed out inside him. 

The human felt like he was being torn in half- it was so much longer than he had ever had before. He weakly tried to pull away from Jiuchong Jun, just for the man to hold him in place. "Our Xiao-hua has behaved well."

This Qinghua practically wanted to cry! Jiuchong Jun indulgently stared into those teary eyes as he slid his dick in a bit further. He exhaled before nodding to Tianlang Jun. "Go slow."

The heavenly demon settled his hands on the human's hips, the firm grasp being inescapable as he leveraged the body onto his dick. Qinghua's grip was tense on Jiuchong Jun, whimpering as the mass moved in and out of him.

He was thankful for the lube at least. The new texture was odd in his hole, but actively welcomed while it felt like Tianlang Jun was spearing him in half.

Slowly but surely, his breath had become less strained, granting him a hint of enjoyment every time Tianlang Jun went deeper inside him. Yet again, with every deep motion, Shang Qinghua couldn't help but feel like Tianlang Jun was avoiding his prostate on purpose.

After Qinghua had automatically tried to buck back into the pleasure, he felt another movement close by: a finger. Tianlang Jun was attempting to stretch him out even further, and Qinghua's immediate objections were choked on Jiuchong Jun's dick.

The man in his mouth cooed at him, "Hey, easy now. Breathe carefully."

What Shang Qinghua wanted to say was, 'I'm actually pretty fine with this throat situation, please tell Tianlang Jun not to break my asshole! (Thank you very much!)' but it all came out as the human struggling to keep Jiuchong Jun's dick in his mouth. 

Jiuchong Jun barely slid out to provide some relief, but most of the cock had remained inside. While Shang Qinghua recovered, the heavenly demon decided to move his finger around, commenting, "Tell him he's doing good for me."

The man in question could hear that, but the complaint was lost as his gag reflex decided to activate again. He looked up at Jiuchong Jun with his teary eyes, just for the demon to groan and slide himself deeper again. "So good. So beautiful, keep it up."

As if there was an alternative?? But regardless, he at least felt the oil being used, slipping in finger after finger while he was simply forced to endure each one being added. Every time the stretch became too much to handle, Jiuchong Jun would card his claws through the human's hair, taking apart those worries as he scratched at the base of the skull.

It took impossibly long before Tianlang Jun commented, "He's ready as he'll ever be."

Jiuchong Jun slid out of Shang Qinghua's mouth, a string of saliva connecting him back to the reddened lips. He dove down to the human's mouth and deeply kissed him, indulging in the taste of himself before pulling back. "Let's have him face-up."

Tianlang Jun laughed. "You dacryphilliac." But quite easily, Shang Qinghua was grabbed by the strong arms and flipped over, his back resting against the wooden table.

Just as Qinghua stammered some kind of response, Jiuchong Jun chipped in, "Oh, there's more to him too."

"Yet you don't deny it~"

"I could never," he softly commented, looping around the table and ending up near Qinghua's entrance. The human dreaded the next entry, yet he allowed Tianlang Jun to remain bottomed out as the demons held his thighs apart. He couldn't even look towards their direction, he was completely exposed, and perhaps it wouldn't have been as intimidating if Jiuchong Jun didn't admire him, "Oh my, he's practically sucking you in."

"He's certainly tight." Tianlang Jun rubbed a circle into his thigh. "Poor thing, it must be from all the stress."

Shang Qinghua made a vague sound of disagreement, but Jiuchong Jun took it as a sign to start entering the stretched hole. He immediately commented, "Try to loosen, we'll go slow."

Despite every objection in the back of his mind, Qinghua relaxed his body as much as he could, taking slow breaths that would hitch every time Jiuchong Jun shifted further inside him. Screw the idea of his insides being rearranged, he didn't even think he could ever sit normally after this. He hesitantly peeked at the sight before him, just to see the demons trapped in a loving kiss while Jiuchong Jun only had half of his length in Shang Qinghua.

The human whimpered as he tossed his head back again. Tianlang Jun chuckled into the kiss, the sound muffled before they eventually parted with a small, wet sound between them. "He'd be such a good cockwarmer on the throne, no?"

Shang Qinghua weakly hit Tianlang Jun. "If I can't fit it, I definitely can't keep it inside."

Tianlang Jun shook his head with a smile. "Not from my perspective."

The human would've offered another protest if not for how Jiuchong Jun kept sliding into him. He lessened himself to a vague whine as he took the rest of the length.

Once Jiuchong Jun's balls could be felt against his skin, the demon stroked Shang Qinghua's side. "Take your time. Tell us when to move."

He swallowed back a whimper. He'd never be ready for it. Perhaps Tianlang Jun sensed this as he mentioned, "I could use my blood to-"

"No," Shang Qinghua asserted as strongly as he could, which probably wasn't that much given the two long dicks that were stretching him past recognition.

"I figured," Tianlang Jun said, a hint of mourning in his voice.

Within the complaint, Tianlang Jun slightly shifted, leading Qinghua to hiss through his clenched teeth. The Western demon chuckled. "You've gotten this far, you can take this."

Shang Qinghua let out a heavy breath. "I'll believe it when I see it."

"Soon, Xiao-hua," Jiuchong Jun reassured, pressing a kiss onto Shang Qinghua's nape.

The human couldn't help his whimper as the demon pushed further into him. In a moment of heat in his lower groin, he commanded, "Just go ahead."

Tianlang Jun took the opportunity first, pulling out just to slide himself back in. The heavenly demon groaned as he looked at Qinghua's abdomen. "Dearest Qinghua, can you feel me?"

"Of course I can!" He deadpanned before the strain of the stretch didn't let him focus much on the dramatics.

"No, no, take a look." Tianlang Jun waited until he had Qinghua's eyes before giving a harsh shove.

Qinghua practically fell apart, accompanied by Jiuchong Jun giving a breathy groan. "Tianlang, go gentler or he won't notice."

The heavenly demon gave a small pout before obliging, going for a slower thrust that allowed Shang Qinghua to widen his eyes and realize the shifting lump inside him was Tianlang Jun's dick. He threw his head back at the despair as he muttered, "Stupid demon anatomy…"

Jiuchong Jun nonchalantly shook his head. "It's not stupid if it's coming into use." The western demon finally made his first movements, settling for a pace that was deeper and slower than Tianlang Jun's, yet made Qinghua lose his mind all the same.

Whenever one demon wasn't poking at his prostate, it felt like the other one was as Shang Qinghua grasped at the desk and came out with nothing. At least fucking on a bed would've been nice for the ability to grab the sheets in tight fists, but now all he was left with was a hard, wooden table that barely supported his agony.

Jiuchong Jun slightly frowned at the angry crescents Shang Qinghua was making into his hands. He decided to hold the human's hand, pinning it against the table as he lovingly gave it a squeeze. "Daddy's got you."

Shang Qinghua whined. "I- I can't-"

"Shh, you took me down your throat and you can take me now. See? Look at how well you're doing."

Although Shang Qinghua mostly assumed bulges were some dramatic work of fiction, he couldn't believe the sight on his abdomen. Tianlang Jun grabbed his other hand, placing it on top of the area as he thrusted. "Do you feel that?"

He could. Every motion would cause a rise and fall, with him even being able to tell which demon was far inside him while the other prepared to trust in him again. He nodded as he failed to hold back a moan through his tightened body.

Jiuchong Jun kissed the back of the hand he was holding. "See? Taking us perfectly well."

Tianlang Jun gave him a harsher motion, causing the human to cry out from the burst of pleasure. The sound he made was already partially ruined from the treatment of his throat, and how he felt himself falling apart at the seams from how the men would push into him. The heavenly demon chuckled. "Especially when you sound like that."

Jiuchong Jun lovingly sighed. "C'mon, do it again for us."

Although Shang Qinghua might not have chosen to be compliant, he didn't have much of a choice as both of the men gave an earnest try to get a sound as desperate as earlier.

Jiuchong Jun was likely the victor as Shang Qinghua loudly moaned, tightly holding onto the demon's hand as his only support.

The Western demon precisely thrusted again, watching how the human would tense his muscles in turn. After an indulgent moment, he requested, "Tell us how good you're being."

Qinghua could hardly think through the pleasure. "What?"

"You've taken us so well." Jiuchong Jun kissed his cheek. "Tell us that, Xiao-hua."

"I- I'm-" He squirmed, wanting to hide his face, just for both of the demons to keep holding him down as they wanted. A certain part of him let go of the idea of having composure as he whined, "It's so big. I can't-"

Tianlang Jun tutted. "Nono, tell us how you did take us."

Shang Qinghua moaned a certain movement, unable to even keep track of who was making him want to scream for his life. "I'm d- doing good for you."

"Mhm, go on."

The human weakly bucked upwards. "Need you- Shit, I've been getting so hard from it. E- even if I shouldn't cum."

Jiuchong Jun halted. "What made you think that?"

"Well, it's the trade agreement, just to engage in sexual relations. That doesn't mean-"

"Oh, nono, little advisor," Tianlang Jun noted. "If anything, that just certifies that you'll surrender an orgasm to us."

The heavenly demon suddenly decided to grab the human's hard dick, wrapping most of it with just one hand. The first few jerks of his cock along with Jiuchong Jun deciding to fuck him again made Shang Qinghua break, nearly yelling out, "Y- you don't ah- have t- to!"

Jiuchong Jun focused on thrusting himself in with more effort, each movement making it clear how the demon must've been going easy on him for most of the time. "We don't have to, but we will take care of you."

"Please! Pleasepleaseplease-" Shang Qinghua could feel himself getting closer, and his voice was too strung up with moans and pleas to even think of letting them know.

Tianlang Jun only stroked him faster. "Show us how pretty you can get."

"Ah, such a good boy," Jiuchong Jun added.

At one of the statements of praise, Shang Qinghua lost himself, his cum spilling out of his tip in long, upwards streaks. He gasped as he arched up into it, his legs spasming just as he continued to be held apart.

He barely even recognized the loud moaning as his own until he tuned back in to the pain of Tianlang Jun and Jiuchong Jun freely using his hole.

The heavenly demon groaned as he released Shang Qinghua's dick in favor of grabbing his hips better. "Think we can make him come undone again?"

"Can? Absolutely." Jiuchong Jun's chuckle was strained by a groan as he thrusted into the man. "I can only hope to see him like that again."

Fuck, he couldn't. He automatically babbled, "P- please, please-"

"Oh Xiao-hua, there's no need to beg. Daddy will provide~"

Shang Qinghua loudly whined from the ongoing abuse of his prostate. "N- no, I can't-"

Tianlang Jun tsked. "Still speaking so negatively."

Jiuchong Jun hummed. "I suppose we'll have to prove our baobei wrong again."

At that moment, Shang Qinghua realized how unfortunate his orgasm was. Everything happening to his body told him to get hard again while the demons weren't even close to done. Damn him writing demons with long stamina!

He threw a hand over his mouth, just to see Jiuchong Jun prying it away. "Xiao-hua, you know better by now."

"I- I'm sorry. You're just- Ah!" He was cut off from another precise landing to his insides.

Jiuchong Jun traced his hand over Shang Qinghua's arm. "Overwhelmed?"

"Yes, Y- yes." He weakly accepted another moan that came tumbling out of him.

"Aww, our poor thing." Jiuchong Jun stayed deep inside him for a moment, burying himself to the hilt to allow himself to kiss Shang Qinghua's neck. He didn't mind how Tianlang Jun kept moving as he asked, "Would a distraction help you out?"

Before he could give much of an answer, Jiuchong Jun had attached himself to Shang Qinghua's neck, sucking at the pale skin that would typically be covered up. The action forced a tense breath out of the human, just for the demon to give him a nipping bite as well.

Qinghua forced his mouth shut, unwilling to allow himself any more humiliation from the treatment. It was at least an easier act with only Tianlang Jun actively using him, but it was perhaps the wrong timing as the heavenly demon pried two fingers into his mouth, forcing those lips to stay apart as he noted, "Haven't you been told to stay audible for us? Oh, a man as smart as you should know how to behave by now." He tilted his head, his crimson eyes burning as he asked, "Unless you want to be the one in control?"

The human could barely speak around the fingers; each time he moved his head, the heavenly demon's hand would follow him and keep forcing his mouth open. Saliva had already drenched the digits as Qinghua poorly rasped, "No, i'sh fine-"

But it seemed to be the wrong answer as Tianlang Jun drove his fingers deeper into the man's throat, teasing his gag reflex on the way down. "Fine? Nono, that isn't the goal here. Tell me, Qinghua, instruct this one on your desires."

Shang Qinghua finally gagged enough on the fingers to pull them out. A hint of rough snarkiness entered his voice, "Finish inside me. S- oh- Sooner r- rather than later."

Tianlang Jun's eyes lit up as he purred, "Is our Qinghua trying to command us?"

He realized his mistake. "N- no! I-"

"This heavenly demon wasn't opposed, Qinghua~"

Shang Qinghua whimpered at the increased enthusiasm from Tianlang Jun. Every thrust seemed to have so much more intent- he could only hope for his sake that the demon was close. "I'm just busy."

"With work?" Qinghua nodded. "Awh, but I thought we occupied your schedule, no?"

Shang Qinghua tried to agree before whining at how Jiuchong Jun fondled his chest, the sharp nails teasingly dragging over his skin. "Our Xiao-hua still thinks about work, even like this."

"That wasn't-" All of his thoughts were cut off when he felt Tianlang Jun grab for his dick again. He threw his head back, just to attempt to defend himself, "I- I didn't mean-"

"Don't worry that head of yours," Jiuchong Jun cooed. "You look so divine when you lose yourself."

Tianlang Jun smiled. "Oh please, Qinghua, give us another glimpse at that beauty."

"I- I'm not-" He moaned loudly as he felt those demonic claws once again try to grasp his body for a better angle to fuck him. Eventually he managed to yell out, "I'm not close!"

Jiuchong Jun kissed his cheek. "Don't worry, dear. We'll fix that."

No, the demon didn't understand, it was pointless to fuck him and jerk him off! But he couldn't get another intelligible syllable out of his mouth before he leaned back onto the table again. Everything around him felt so damn good; it was hard to even remember how he even got there until he was able to glance out of the corner of his eye to see the scroll the demons had signed.

Jiuchong Jun tsked. "Eyes up here."

Shang Qinghua looked back at the man. He was likely a mess with his frizzy hair half-falling out of his bun and down his shoulders. But just as he made eye contact, he was politely rewarded with. "Such a good boy. No one else follows orders like you."

Statistically, it was bound to be false, but he couldn't help how his hips stuttered into the two men. Tianlang Jun rolled his eyes. "He might need to perfectly follow orders though. Qinghua, don't look at his chest."

Automatically, he did. He noticed it before, but it was even clearer once the man was so close to him. The pecs were relatively flat but shone with the slight mix of body glitter and sweat. Shang Qinghua would lap at the nipples if he were any more impulsive- but in an effort to draw his eyes away, he ended up staring at Tianlang Jun's chest instead. More round and circular, slightly moving with every jolt the demon gave him. 

Shang Qinghua met the heavenly demon's gaze, just to see the man smirk at him. "Our little advisor could have anything he wants if he just asks~

No thanks, he'd prefer not to die of embarrassment. However, he didn't even realize how much he clenched around Tianlang Jun until the demon gave a deep groan. His movements were slightly more controlled than prior, his claws perhaps even breaking the surface level of skin on the human's body.

At the realization, Shang Qinghua clenched himself on purpose (which really wasn't a difficult feat in comparison to how much he was going through). Tianlang Jun growled before murmuring, "You could've been ours for so long."

The human tried to laugh but it came out as a strained moan. "Showed up on your doorstep?"

Tianlang Jun's hips stuttered in pace to how his breath hitched.

And Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky didn't die as an advisor or accountant; he was a porn writer. So he continued, "Would I request your services? Or would I demand something out of you, Tianlang?"

It felt so foreign to him not to attach the honorary title, but he heard a strain in the heavenly demon's response. "Yes."

"Not even picking?" Shang Qinghua desperately tried to maintain composure when he felt Tianlang Jun harshly thrusting into him. His voice wavered as he demanded, "Cum inside me. Make me understand how much you want-" He was cut off with a moan as Tianlang Jun possessively grabbed him and fucked the man until he came. 

Tianlang Jun gave a long, breathy sound as he forced all of his cum into the deepest parts of the advisor. Under his breath, Shang Qinghua distinctly heard, "Please, daddy, allow this one-" And the rest was indecipherable amidst Qinghua getting roughly utilized.

Jiuchong Jun held him carefully through it. "My Xiao-hua has certainly pleased one of these demons. Could he hold out a little longer though?"

The softness was such a contrast to the steamy degradation Shang Qinghua was winding himself up for. He nodded. "Go ahead. Use this one however you- ah- T- Tianlang!"

The heavenly demon furiously jerked off Shang Qinghua and fucked himself past his orgasm, going even when his moans were turning more and more into whines. "Saying my name but not his? Such an honor."

The human's hole impossibly tightened at the dual stimulation, cumming with a needy moan while he desperately arched into anything he could receive. Jiuchong Jun was close soon after, digging his claws into Shang Qinghua as he fucked himself to completion.

Just a few moments after, Shang Qinghua lay there, vaguely in pain but blissful after the secondary orgasm he received. His eyes were closed but Jiuchong Jun didn't seem to mind as he murmured into the human's ear, "Stay relaxed, daddy's got you."

The cock was pulled out, evoking a small whine before Tianlang Jun quickly pushed a plug into his hole, keeping their cum inside him.

Ugh, that probably meant he had to return to the Northern Desert like that. He weakly leaned off the table, wordlessly hopping off and limping as he stepped closer to his stuff. But before he could even collect any of his items, he was swept off his feet by Tianlang Jun, being raised into the air and held by strong, capable arms.

Qinghua squeaked, "W- what the hell are you doing?!"

The heavenly demon pouted. "Dearest Qinghua, you've been led astray."

Jiuchong Jun nodded. "You haven't been properly cared for yet."

Shang Qinghua pushed against Tianlang Jun's chest, but not managing enough of an escape from how his lower half wasn't as functional. "I can't do round two if that's what you want."

"It's not that at all." Jiuchong Jun's black eyes were like droplets of ink with how they welcomed the writer closer. "Although you've been stretched, you surely require more assistance, no?"

"I…"

Jiuchong Jun kissed the top of Shang Qinghua's head. "Allow us to assist you, Xiao-hua. There's no need for modesty now that we've come so far."

Qinghua opened his mouth just for it to close again. "The- the treaty."

"Is satisfied."

"And so are you."

Tianlang Jun furrowed his brow. "Does our Qinghua believe that is all there is to our satisfaction?"

The human suddenly felt so exposed under their stares. "Well, I-" He automatically grabbed his clothes, just for Jiuchong Jun to smoothly slide them away.

"Nono, it wouldn't be becoming of my kingdom if I sent you away like this."

"My clothes would help-"

"Xiao-hua," Jiuchong Jun purred.

Tianlang Jun smiled, groping the man's thigh. "Won't our Qinghua wash up with us?"

These… these guys were going to be the death of him.

Notes:

Anyway I think I plan to write one more daddy trio fic. I have an idea involving a modern au where they torment SQH lmao. Hehe, I think it'll be fun, but it'll come out later on bc next week I have four exams + a presentation in front of the dean + moving all my stuff back to my old city within 3 days
Uh. And an exam tomorrow. But we don't talk about that.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoyed!!! Kudos and comments appreciated <333