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Narrator (hired at minimum wage):
Have you ever been told that every time a person dies, they end up in either heaven or hell depending on the actions they committed in life? Or that heaven is the place where only people go who didn't succumb to temptation and fall into vice, while hell is for those sinners who committed vile sins and perverted the minds of others? Can such souls be saved? And those people who claim to be famous athletes or others who somehow recovered their memories in a new life... will they be real cases of reincarnation? Or will it just be to get people's attention? Is magic something satanic? Does having a waifu pillow while you're married count as infidelity?
The truth is, I don't know how to answer you. Dante's Inferno, Doom, the Bible, and Pou 2 haven't prepared me to answer these questions, so please keep quiet because I'm losing my goddamn concentration....
*sighs* My damn schizophrenia...
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What are you looking at, you creep?... Wait...
Hey, hello dear reader! 👋 I’ll be your main narrator who will only appear whenever I feel like fucki— *cough*. I mean, who will appear almost never.
Actually, today I’m here to tell you a very peculiar story, where we’ll talk about something related to reincarnations; that’s right... I’m talking about so called "Isekais." Those where the protagonist is summoned by a sexy MILF Goddess or a Dilf God with washboard abs; those where before the newborn protagonist can even breathe, they can already use SSS++ powers pulled out of their ass, they already have a large harem of questionable origin that craves their seed, and which current animes have been atrociously overexploiting. (Not all of them, some are good).
The same thing happens here. Except our protagonist is a human who is not normal at all, but whose summoning went lethally fatal; a goddess who saves his soul from oblivion but hates her job (although she has an active and loving/lustful relationship with her assistant/secretary and wife all day long); a world where Anthro women exist, most of whom we’d love to be hugged (and squeezed between their breasts) by. And above all, it’s a place where magic exists along with fantastic beings with sexy bodies pulled straight out of a horny middle schooler’s fanfic.
So, as a warning: you will see themes of female dominance, abuse, some violence, Mommy with Giant Boobas, slavery, fetishes, weird comedy, broken powers, a protagonist with a sense of direction almost worse than Dora the Explorer, possibly harems, and above all, an author who sometimes doesn't know what they're writing and is half-idiotic from lack of sleep...
Enjoy it :D