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Katie hummed to herself as she searched through the chests of random supplies and junk, her pink dress softly swished in the wind letting her legs be bit by the spring cold, luckily the purple leg warmers she worn minimized the cold’s sharp attack. Though she still felt the tiniest amount of frost penetrate the wool, she would go whine to Ashswag about making her more fluffier and better insulated accessories later. Oh there it is!
Katie’s eyes began to beam in excitement, what she had been searching for was TNT! Not only was there TNT BUT there was three stacks of them! Oh this day couldn’t get any better! She started to laugh in joy, creativity flowing through her brain almost giving her a headache, but chat didn’t seem to mind. They were squealing and giggling with unfathomable ideas of chaos slipping through their nonexistent mouths.
“Well….. it wouldn’t hurt to cause a bit of trouble- I MEAN, Supreme leader did say to do something productive than walking around the base like an animal with… zoochosus?”
Chat cheered and cried at Katie’s response, some tried to persuade Katie into leaving the explosives alone, since the last time she played with some she was kicked out of Jschlatt’s island. Meanwhile the other 3/4s agreed with Katie’s idea, explaining that the regime would back her up if she got into trouble!
But before her plan of destruction could begin the shriek of a dying woman shattered the quiet aura.
(I love the word aura bro it’s an amazing word)
“KATIEEEE WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH HUH?!”
“Oh god, you’ve got to be kidding me”
Her tail froze, in front of her stood a furious Ewron. He had came to blame Katie for some bullshit again, she let out a small growl of irritation, before taking a step forward to the increasingly reddening panda.
“What the fuck are you taking about.”
Sure, was she being a bit mean? In other people’s perspective definitely but it was Ewron! He could handle worse than Katie!
“Katie B, you destroyed my Żabka, a piece of it is blown up! How could you?!”
Ewron’s eyes held barely contained tears and his snarl was wobbling. He worn an expression, Katie had never seen from him before. And for some reason her heart began to ache. She had to fix this or else Ewron would be fully convinced that she had finally betrayed him.
“Woah woah woah! Slow down there buddy, I didn’t blow up your Żabka!”
She took five steps forward, close enough to console him, while also giving Ewron his personal space. Something she didn’t do very often. Though he didn’t seem to enjoy the proximity they share, as he practically jumped away from her. His tail tightly wrapping itself around Ewron’s waist.
“Nononono! Don’t try to hug me or act like nothing happened, you betrayed me.”
He hissed back, his eyes dilated and his claws extended. Katie stepped back, raising her hands close to her chest. While she knew very little about red pandas or even red panda hybrids in general, but she learned from experience that making yourself appear bigger to a scared creature was bound to bring havoc.
Obviously, Ewron wasn’t actually upset with Katie, he figured had Katie actually caused havoc at his store she would attempt to make it look somewhat nice instead of leaving a mess. But with no other suspect in mind he choose to pick on Katie. After all it was a win win scenario, if she actually did commit the crime she would apologize and try to find a way to make Ewron happy again. If she was innocent… while he still got attention!
“Ewron, calm down I didn’t-“
“Uhhh what are you guys doing?”
Katie twisted her head to the right, where Tubbo stood with a water bottle in hand. Seemed like he was taking a break from his latest invention. Ewron still kept his glared towards Katie, not bothering to greet or look at Tubbo for the moment.
“Katie B blew up my Żabka.”
His voice reminded steady despite the fury in him growing immensely. Unlike him, Tubbo’s face paled and he turned to face Ewron.
“About that… um I had lend a creeper to your store… but- but! I didn’t realize until it blew up!”
Ewron snaps his head to Tubbo, his face unreadable. Silence filled the open area until Ewron decided to grab Tubbo shaking him back and forth. Katie jumped, knowing she was off the hook… for now.
“You destroyed my Żabka then you ran?! Tubbo what. the. fuck!”
“I was planning on fixing it later! I just forgot, I promise!”
“YEAH YEAH, get his ass Ewron!!”
As Tubbo tried to plea that he wasn’t as guilty as Ewron thought, Katie began to cheer on Ewron. After all, Tubbo almost ruined their friendship. Though from the corner of her eye she could see something purple march closer to their direction. Huh wonder what that is… holy shit that’s ASH!
“What the hell are you three dummies doing.”
Ashswag’s voice cut through the chaos, drawing all eyes to him. Ash sighed before taking a closer look at what they were doing, Katie B was holding TNT and had a nervous smile plastered on; Ewron looked erratic his claws were out and his tail was tightly wrapped around himself as he was currently shaking Tubbo. Speaking of Tubbo looked sick probably due to the fact that he was being shaken like a… ( I lowkey don’t have an example sowwy🥀🥀) Thought he still held o to his water bottle. … Wow he really was the leader of some dumbasses huh?
Also when doesn’t he look erratic?😭Bro is a ticking time bomb🥀🥀
“Ewron, stop shaking Tubbo before he throws up.”
“What no! He ruined my Ża-“
“He could have blown up your Żabka and I stilled wouldn’t care. He can rebuild it later, right now he’s redoing the train pathway system and it can’t be place on hold for your silly problems.”
Ewron huffed, finally letting Tubbo go. The boy gasped and ran back to his machines, before throwing his middle finger up and yelling at Ewron.
“Fuck you!”
Ewron in retaliation bared his sharp canines to an already gone Tubbo. His tail on unraveling itself from his waist, attempting to snake its way to Katie’s leg. Ash placed a hand on his face as to not show his growing smirk meanwhile Katie busted out laughing. Only to laugher harder at the glare Ewron sent her direction, causing the tail near her to rush away in embarrassment. The red panda teleported away, realizing he was just going to be laughed at if he stayed. A few minutes passed of Katie joyous giggles and Ash’s quiet chuckles, before Ash turned to her with a serious expression. It weirdly reminded Katie of Maximus. Supreme leader coughed softly before resuming with the stating of his command.
“Katie, I have a very important task for you.”
Her once blond puppy dog ears now red and more circular ears perked up in excitement and curiosity. Her suspiciously longer, now a dark red tail twitched and shifted in anticipation.
“Its…”
Alright bye👋👋 I’m going to bed it’s like three am right now