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Red haired group chat

Summary:

Basically what if Percy, Bill and Charlie had a group chat and Percy just updated them on exactly why it’ll be Ron that breaks Molly’s sanity and somehow not the twins

Notes:

This was based off of a tumblr post I found on Pinterest and yes I said I would write it seven months ago but I’m only posting it now but shaddup

Anyways first chapter is really short but it’s just the first day sorry TT

Also I haven’t actually read the Harry Potter books in literal ages so I have sparknotes up and also the first book open on another tab 😭

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dragon boi: so perce

Dragon boi: how’s it going

Dragon boi: anyone died yet

 

Mama’s fave: Somehow no.

 

Illegal: do elaborate

 

Mama’s fave: You’ll never guess who’s at our school

 

Illegal: who

 

Mama’s fave: Harry bloody Potter

Mama’s fave: He’s gone and got himself sorted into Gryffindor too and is friends with Ron

 

Dragon boi: I don’t envy you

 

Illegal: good luck mate

 

Mama’s fave: Snape was glaring at him during dinner

Mama’s fave: This is going to go horribly

 

Dragon boi: Snape glares at everyone im sure it’s nothing big

Dragon boi: you’re just being paranoid

 

Illegal: on the other hand even the goblins have mentioned him a few times

Illegal: and you’ve heard the stories of James potter

Illegal: if he’s anything like his dad…

 

Mama’s fave: Well, we’ll just have to wait and see

 

Dragon boi: on another note, how’s the twins?

 

Mama’s fave: So far they’ve promised to send ginny a toilet seat when we were at the station and they probably have already gotten their hands on multiple illegal materials

Mama’s fave: And as tradition states, they sung the school song to a funeral march and were last to finish

Mama’s fave: It’s only the first day though so hopefully they’ll be too tired to pull any tricks

 

Dragon boi: it’s the twins, they’ll have turned the castle upside down by Sunday

 

Mama’s fave: Well you’re not the one who has to deal with them

 

Illegal: I’m sure you’ll have lots of fun Perce

Illegal: Don’t forgot to text even with all your fancy prefect duties and failing miserably at wrangling the year sevens duties

 

Mama’s fave: Oh shut it

Mama’s fave: Both of you were prefects too

 

Illegal: Yeah but not anymore so now we get to bully you for it

 

Mama’s fave: I’m going to bed. Goodnight

 

Illegal: night Perce

 

Dragon boi: night Perce

Notes:

Next chapter should hopefully be longer but we’ll see

Notes:

Guys if anyone remembers any scenes that would be funny as shit in this gc please for the love of god tell me 😭