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Kyoko Kirigiri was the Ultimate Detective, and that meant she never let a case get the better of her. And yet, this most recent investigation was completely stumping her.
It had started a few weeks ago. Reports of girls having their clothes messed with, things from their rooms going missing, and realizing they had strangely sticky thighs for seemingly no reason. There had even been reports of positive pregnancy tests despite a total lack of sexual encounters. The most obvious suspect for such perverted crimes, Teruteru Hanamura, had been out of town for some sort of cooking competition, so he was not an option. And that left Kyoko puzzled.
She had talked with all of the victims, but none of them could recall anything strange happening to them, or interacting with any suspicious individuals. It was quite perplexing, but all Kyoko could really do was keep talking with them, and any new victims that popped up, in the hopes that they could remember something new that would break the case open. Today, she had a few such interviews lined up, starting with one Ibuki Mioda.
"Are you sure you don't remember anything unusual happening on the day you were assaulted?"
"Not a thing! Everything was perfectly normal that day!" Ibuki insisted. "I headed to the music room after class to practice just like i always do, and I played my guitar for a bit just like i always do."
Kyoko nodded, taking notes as Ibuki spoke.
"And then Hajime showed up, like he always does, and he thrusted his penis into my vagina, like he always does, and he ejaculated inside me without a condom, just like he always does!" Ibuki continued. "And then, somehow, even though it was a perfectly normal day, when I got back to my dorm room later that night, my pussy was dripping with cum! I just don't know how that could have happened!"
"Think hard, Ibuki. Are you absolutely sure no one unusual showed up in the music room that day?" Kyoko asked, but Ibuki shook her head.
"Nope. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary happened until i got back to the dorms." Ibuki insisted. "Do you think we're dealing with some sort of time stopping pervert?"
"Normally I'd never consider such fantastical theories…" Kyoko began. "But with so many accounts of nothing out of the ordinary happening, I might have to start genuinely considering something of that nature."
"Sorry I couldn't be of more help." Ibuki told her as she got up to leave. "Good luck catching the time criminal!"
Ibuki's account had been a bust, but she was not the only victim Kyoko was set to interview today.
"It was the most bizarre thing." Kirumi began. "As you know, I often clean the dorm rooms as part of my duties as the Ultimate Maid. But a few days ago, right in the middle of tidying, I realized that my mouth was full of some sort of liquid. It was thick and tasted salty, but it was only after I swallowed all of it that I realized that it had been a man's semen."
"So, can you tell me what happened that day?" Kyoko questioned her. "Be as detailed as you can, don't leave anything out. Even the most inconsequential detail might be a clue."
"Well, I began my rounds by entering Miu's room. Her room was a mess, as usual, dirty laundry and small screws and pieces of metal scattered across the floor. I tidied up as best as I could, and then headed to the next room."
Kyoko nodded. Miu Iruma, Ultimate inventor, was one of the more openly perverted students at Hope's Peak. And with her Ultimate Talent, creating some sort of device that could make people forget about being sexually assaulted or otherwise block their perception would theoretically be something she could do. Although, the perpetrator clearly was a man, or at least had a functioning penis, so she couldn't be solely responsible. Still, it was something of a lead, which was more than what Kyoko had before.
"After I was finished with Miu's room, I headed into Hiyoko's. Hers was much cleaner by comparison, but still rather messy, with crumbs from various snacks and candies scattered on the floor. I cleaned them all up, and made my way next door to Hajime's room. He was actually in his room when I arrived to clean it, but he mostly stayed out of the way and allowed me to thoroughly tonguebathe his cock without interruption."
Nothing of note in either of those rooms, Kyoko thought to herself, and continued listening to Kirumi's testimony.
"After his room was Celestia's room, which was rather well kept already, so I did not spend long in there. And it was as I was leaving her room that I finally realized that I had a mouthful of semen. Which, as I mentioned, I swallowed in its entirety."
So she didn't remember being in Celeste's room for a long time, only to suddenly have a mouth full of cum. It may have been a stretch, but if the criminal she was looking for did have some sort of timestop power, perhaps they struck while in Celeste's room, fucked Kirumi's face, and caused her to forget that it happened? It was unlikely to be Celeste herself, as Kyoko was pretty sure she didn't have a penis.
Although, it may have been worthwhile to make sure. She was well known for being a notorious liar, so it was possible she was lying about that as well. Yes, Kyoko should get naked with Celeste, and thoroughly investigate her genitals. And to make absolutely sure she wasn't hiding anything, she should record it. And probably send the video to someone trustworthy to double check her work. Someone like Hajime…
"Are we finished here?" Kirumi suddenly asked, bringing Kyoko back to the present. "While I am happy to help you catch this criminal, I do have much to do, and would like to get back to my work as soon as possible."
"Huh? Oh right." Kyoko stammered. "Sorry. Yes, I think that will be all for now. You're free to go."
Kirumi stood up, politely curtseyed, and then left the room. Kyoko left soon after, as she still had one more interview to get to today.
As she was making her way to that interview, she ended up bumping into a certain someone in the hallway. Hajime Hinata, a student who had recently transferred to the main course from the reserve course, though Kyoko didn't personally know what his Ultimate Talent was. He was in a different class, and the transfer had only happened a few weeks ago.
"Hello, Hajime. You wouldn't happen to know anything about this criminal who has been sexually assaulting the female students here, would you?" Kyoko asked him.
"No, but I do have to pee. Could you get on your knees for me?" He replied.
It was a perfectly normal request, so Kyoko saw no reason to say no. She fell to her knees, opened her mouth, and allowed Hajime to piss directly down her throat. As she drank his urine, she thought back on the case once again. It was so frustrating that she had so little information to go on. Even the leads she had acquired today were somewhat strenuous. Heck, she didn't even know if the criminal was even a student! It was possible they were a teacher, or even a total stranger who had simply walked onto campus and started fucking the girls here. Hell, given the testimonies she had heard from the victims, it was even possible that the culprit could walk up and just start fucking Kyoko, and she wouldn't even realize it!
No, that was silly. Someone who didn't realize a criminal was about could get tricked, but Kyoko was keeping her eye out for that very thing. There was no possible way she could miss them if they showed themselves. She couldn't lose hope! She would solve this case!
She swallowed the last of Hajime's piss, and then cleaned his cock off with her mouth. As she stood back up, she noticed that there had been someone else here with them. Chiaki Nanami, the Ultimate Fuckpet. She had been on all fours, wearing a collar attached to a leash that Hajime was holding tightly, wearing her perfectly normal uniform of a cat ear headband, cat themed lingerie, and a cat tail buttplug. While she was here, Kyoko figured she might as well question her as well. She bent over to talk to her, and Hajime took that opportunity to penetrate her from behind.
"You wouldn't happen to know anything, would you?" She asked her.
"The criminal is Hajime." Chiaki meowed. "He hypnotized everyone in the school, including me, and is using them all as his personal sex toys. I honestly find it really hot, especially when he fucks a girl without her even realizing it, like he's doing to you right now."
Kyoko honestly felt stupid on hearing her speak. Of course! Why hadn't she realized it before? A good fuckpet like Chiaki wouldn't be capable of speaking human language! All she could do was meow, or maybe moan in pleasure as she was being used as a fleshlight. Kyoko thanked her anyway, petting her on the head for being a good kitty, and walking away as she began to clean what looked like a mixture of semen and pussy juice off of Hajime's cock with her mouth.
Kyoko's final interview of the day was with Tenko Chabashira, the Ultimate Neo-Aikido Master.
"It was crazy!" Tenko began. "You know that I'd never even interact with a degenerate male normally, let alone have sex with one, and yet a few days ago I took a pregnancy test and it came back positive!"
"Alright, calm down." Kyoko told her. "I need you to tell me everything you can remember from the day before this happened. Leave nothing out."
"Well, nothing unusual happened the day before, or even the week before, really. I just went through my normal daily routine. Going to class, martial arts training with Sakura and Maki, spending time with Himiko, hosting my Yoga classes on Wednesdays…"
"Yoga classes?" Kyoko questioned.
"Yeah, I host a female empowerment themed Yoga class for all the girls in school. Have you never seen the fliers I put up?" Tenko asked. "You should come some time, it's nice to spend some time relaxing without any degenerate males."
"So who al was at your Yoga class?" Kyoko asked.
"Well, Himiko, Maki and Sakura all showed up. Mukuro and Aoi were there too that day. The five of them almost always come."
"Anyone else?" Kyoko pressed. "Anyone who doesn't normally come? Anyone acting a bit suspicious?"
"No. The only other person there that day was Hajime, but he just helped me demonstrate the Doggy Style yoga position in front of all the other girls, and then went around to all of them helping them perform it themselves."
So, none of the names she had any suspicion on were at the Yoga class. It was incredibly frustrating, but there was nothing she could do about it now. There had to be some sort of clue, some sort of trick, some small mistake that the criminal had made that would lead her right to them. They may have gotten away with it for now, but soon enough, Kyoko would find that one powerful piece of evidence that would bring Kyoko to her knees in front of them!
"Thank you for your testimony Tenko. I promise you, I will get to the bottom of this." Kyoko assured the other girl.
"Good. And once you catch the degenerate male that did this, why don't you come back to me, and I'll let you suck on my swollen, pregnant, lactating tits in front of him!" Tenko offered her.
"Don't worry. I will." Kyoko said with a determined nod.