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@SheepFearMe: gross who let the ct in here @DeepWater?

@DeepWater: @CC-Cody

@AGreeAble: Aw, but it's so cute and shiny!

@RexingBall: (1) I will murder you. (2) Will one of you assholes answer the question?

@FiveSupremacy: yess hello fellow clones. quick q - can togruta change color to match their surroundings

@SheepFearMe: who the kark is this asshole

@1FineVulpine: Perfectly good chat. Now look at it. It's got CTs.

@neyoyo: Great, now there's two of them.

@RexingBall: @FiveSupremacy I told you I had it under control. Go help Echo in the compactor.

@SheepFearMe: ugh it must be fives

@FiveSupremacy: yeah boss but uh the compactor already ejected by the time echo got there so .........

@RexingBall: Did you want to eject yourself now or

@FiveSupremacy: hey I'm just the responsible adult they called in when they got desperate

@SheepFearMe: responsible adult....... if karking fives is the responsible adult, the seppies have already won

@Blythe: General Secura says twilek jedi have the same body temp as non-jedi twileks.

@1FineVulpine: Literally no one asked.

@DeepWater: @CC-Cody please come retrieve your children before Wolffe and Fox murder them.

@KixItAbout: @SheepFearMe @ColtLeader @Blythe please ask your medics whether togruta can flatten their ribcages like a tooka.

@Blythe: ???

@KixItAbout: It's a circumference thing. Can togruta flatten their ribcages so they can fit through any hole big enough for their skull?

@neyoyo: Did no one notice the kriffing CT inviting an alpha to the chat or

@SheepFearMe: lmao get karked

@JKSkywalker: If Obi-wan asks, the Resolute is absolutely not in emergency lockdown.

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@1FineVulpine: Three CTs and a general. In my karking CC-only chat.

@ColtLeader: General Ti says 17 is on his way.

@FiveSupremacy: what no that's the opposite of help

@RexingBall: C'mere, Fives. I just wanna chat.

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@RexingBall: Coward.

@JMKenobi: My sincere apologies, gentlemen. I seem to be experiencing some difficulty contacting the Resolute. Commander Cody assures me this group has matters well in hand, but I can't help being a little concerned. Is everything quite alright?

@RexingBall: General Kenobi! Yes! Everything is fine!

@KixItAbout: Just a drill, sir. No need for alarm.

@JMKenobi: Ah, that is a relief. Please let Anakin know to notify me before a drill in the future. We had quite the few tense minutes over here on the Negotiator.

@RexingBall: Sorry, sir! Yes, sir! Will do, sir!

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@SheepFearMe: disgusting

@1FineVulpine: @CC-Cody @CC-Cody @CC-Cody @CC-Cody @CC-Cody @CC-Cody @CC-Cody @CCCody Get your sithspawn CTs out of my sithspawn command chat before I put warrants out for each and every one of your men.

@CC-Cody: Can't talk. Busy. Be nice to the children.

@SheepFearMe: get karked

@1FineVulpine: Get karked.

@DeepWater: Get karked.

@neyoyo: lmao get karked.

@PadaBarrisWan: I heard from Caleb that you lost Ahsoka.

@SheepFearMe: @RexingBall you did what

@RexingBall: Who the kark told Caleb??

@ColtLeader: Op sec drills for everyone. Forever. No more fighting. Only op sec.

@DeepWater: Okay but tell me more about losing a whole ass commander.

@RexingBall: Losing is such a strong word.

@DeepWater: Do you know precisely where the commander is right now?

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@neyoyo: lmao

@DeepWater: You do know I'm obliged to report a lost commander to the council, don't you?

@RexingBall: No need to be so hasty.

@RexingBall: She's probably still on the ship.

@DeepWater: Probably??

@RexingBall: Did I stutter?

@SheepFearMe: @CC-Cody i regret to inform you of your pending loss. @RexingBall was a reasonably adequate CT and might be missed by a few.

@KixItAbout: Any word on the flattened rib cages or

@1FineVulpine: I call whatever the opposite is of dibs on Rex's ARC troopers once he's gone.

@JMKenobi: Apologies for my second intrusion. I understand from Commander Cody that Ahsoka is missing and no longer detectable on ship or helmet scanners.

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@FiveSupremacy: kark it

@FiveSupremacy: yes general. the commander was last seen almost one shift ago. we only noticed her absence when she failed to show up for a training with general skywalker

@JMKenobi: I see. I have a theory about her disappearance, but you will have to test it for yourselves. Where, may I ask, is Anakin right now?

@KixItAbout: With me in the lower deck vent access pod.

@JMKenobi: Good. Tell Anakin to say the following as loud as he can: "Obi-wan isn't even that good of a jedi."

@KixItAbout: ......... sir?

@JMKenobi: It's quite alright, my dear. Tell him to say that I was only knighted because they didn't know what else to do with me.

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@JMKenobi: Anything?

@RexingBall: Receiving reports of shots fired in the lower deck. @KixItAbout please report.

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@FiveSupremacy: pretty sure i just peed myself a little bit

@RexingBall: @FiveSupremacy, report.

@FiveSupremacy: the general said... uh what you wrote and then she was just... there? right in front of him. general vos too. they just appeared? out of nowhere? and now general vos is trying to kill general skywalker???

@JMKenobi: As I suspected. Thank you, gentlemen. I will ensure Quinlan stops teaching Ahsoka to shadow walk.

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@SheepFearMe: shadow walk????

@neyoyo: what even are jedi

@Blythe: So, the commander is okay, right?

@FiveSupremacy: i do not like invisible jedi

@ColtLeader: 17 is pleased to hear the commander has been recovered. He'll be there within the rotation for a full debrief. I recommend getting a start on the drills he will assign. I suspect they may take some time.

@FiveSupremacy: kark

@ColtLeader: Thank you for volunteering to do double drills, CT.

@SheepFearMe: lmao