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Dandy Dandicus: Hi guys! All runs are cancelled for today, technical difficulties!
Sprout Seedly: FUCK YESSSSSSSS
Astro Novalite: Language!
Sprout Seedly: Whoopies
Looey Helium: Even the long run planned? For 7 months?
Dandy Dandicus: Yes, apologies!
Yatta Sugarsum: . . .
Looey Helium: u have about five seconds to run.
Dandy Dandicus: ?
O
Astro Novalite: Uhm, should I be concerned about the screaming..?
..Looey?
Looey Helium: ull get used to it.
—------------------- Sprout Seedly changed their nickname to NO.1 HEALER —-------------------
NO.1 HEALER: heh @Cosmo
Cosmo Frosting: check ur dms.
Finn Shore: oh!! We can change our nicknams??
NO.1 HEALER: yes
—------------------- Finn changed their nickname to SEABUDDY —-------------------
—------------------- Looey changed their nickname to CLOWNING AROUND —-------------------
—------------------- Looey changed Blot’s nickname to MIME LOVE —-------------------
Shrimpo Crusttail: is that a pun.
CLOWNING AROUND: no dip
—------------------- Looey changed Yatta’s nickname to CANDY HOARDER —-------------------
CANDY HOARDER: HEY!!! I DONT HOARD CANDY
CLOWNING AROUND: so u stopped terrorizing dandy
also u r
CANDY HOARDER: NO I DONT UR LYING
Tisha Quilt: We all know you do, dont deny it
MIME LOVE: This. ^^
Ah I hear her approaching.
CLOWNING AROUND: POOKIE BEAR :3
MIME LOVE: Hold on.
Hi darling.
Shrimpo Crusttail: ew, romance.
Brightney Moon: has anyone seen Connie around??
Squirm Paige: i think i saw her tis morning
Brightney Moon: k ty!
Wait
DONT YOU THINK I FORGOT
SQUIRM GET BACK HERE
CAN ANYONE GET SQUIRM FOR ME
Cosmo Frosting: what did he do this time??
—------------------- NO.1 HEALER sent one pic —-------------------
NO.1 HEALER: COSMO WAS THREATENING ME
Cosmo Frosting: NO I WASNT
NO.1 HEALER: YOU SO WERE LOOK AT THE PROOF
Ginger Cream: uhm?
—------------------- NO.1 HEALER sent a voice text —-------------------
NO.1 HEALER (voice transcribe): hello ginger you fabulous grill dont mind whats happening uh cosmetic is just lying to our faces uhm so yeah
Cosmo Frosting: god u r corny asf 😂
—------------------- Astro Novalite changed their nickname to Astro —-------------------
Vee Version 1: Brightney. I found Connie.
NO.1 HEALER: oh dandy its the old hag
Brightney Moon: oh!!!! ty!!!!! where is she??
Vee Version 1: Kitchen.
-> replying to NO.1 HEALER:
Vee Version 1: Okay Mr Seedly.
Connie Grave: SEEDLY??? LMAOOO
NO.1 HEALER: VEE
Connie Grave: SCREENSHOTTING TS 💔
NO.1 HEALER: PLS CONNIE OR ILL TELL BRIGHTNEY ABOUT THE THING
Connie Grave: SHE ALREADY KNOWS DIPSHIT
Astro: Language!
Brightney Moon: wait what?
—------------------- Connie sent one image —-------------------
Connie Grave: I GOT A GF AND U DONT
LOSER
NO.1 HEALER: ur no the only one u blue bitch
Heh………my secret weapon
@Astro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connie Grave: vro hes also blue
NO.1 HEALER: but ur the only blue bitch here
Connie Grave: he didnt even respond
loser
hah
NO.1 HEALER: watch out.
—------------------- Connie sent one video —-------------------
Connie Grave: DIDNT U FORCE HIM TO DO THIS
NO.1 HEALER: WAIT
I CAN EXPLAIN
NO
IT WAS COSMO
IT WASNT ME I SWEAR
Cosmo Frosting: 😨dude tf is that
NO.1 HEALER: PLEASE
NO
CONNIE I HATE YOU
Connie Grave: lmao
my job is done
NO.1 HEALER: I HATE YOU.
—------------------- Two days later —-------------------
Vee Version 1: Where is Seedly? I have the ingredients.
NO.1 HEALER: down the hall outdated tech
Vee Version 1: Which hall, berry-boy?
NO.1 HEALER: ????? the one to our rooms rusty ipad??????
Vee Version 1: Ah, alright. Thank you moldy.
NO.1 NEALER: np idiot box
Cosmo Frosting: what just
hapen