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A Way Too Big Family

Summary:

Ok this is a crack silly crossover fic for an idea I talked about with a friend, about how Takuya from AssClass looks alot like me and Iyami's (my fav Osomatsu-san character) love child, sO THIS WAS MADE WHILE I WAS JUST SO EXHAUSTED BUT DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP. ENJOY.

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Chapter 1: Why Are You so Tired, Muramatsu?

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Takuya looked exhausted as he plopped down at his desk, he looked like he was about to pass out when he felt someone nudge him, Itona stared at his friend and said "Takuya, are you feeling ok? You look more ill then I do after I eat your ramen." Takuya sighed and mumbled out "If I wasn't so exhausted I'd yell at you, some of my mom's family is in town, they have been mentality and physically exhausting for me." Itona blinked "You have more family then your deppa father and foreign mother?" Takuya glared at his friend "Did Terasaka tell you my mom is a foreigner?" "No, her accent is quite obvious. American?" Takuya huffed "Yes. American. And /yes/ I do have more then my mom and dad. I have two aunts and way too many cousins."

Itona looked a tiny bit shocked before saying "A big family? I never saw you with a big family." "Well, I have one and I hate it. Like, both my aunts married these NEETs who are known to have twins and shit in their blood. So what happens? One aunt ends up fucking three of these NEETs and bam! Two sets of triplets and one set of twins!" Takuya grabbed his face and groans "They. All. Are. Headache. Inducing." Itona patted his friend's back and sighed "I wish you luck, that does sound bad. Also don't fall asleep during Koro-sensei's lesson." Takuya yawned "I'll try, if I do, then you are welcomed to smack me on the back or... somet-" A hard smack to the back of Takuya's head is received "SHEE- Ow... thank you." Takuya knew this is going to be a long month.

During class, Koro-sensei noticed Takuya slipping in and out of consciousness, he slithered over when the teen finally passed out fully, he gently nudges the boy with a tentacle, causing a rather unexpected reaction that startled the poor alien octopus! "S-SHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The boy sat fully up and covered his mouth, his cheeks slowly turning red as he notices everyone staring at him either confused, shocked, worried or a bit annoyed... oh boy does he have some explaining to do as Koro-sensei placed a tentacle hand on Takuya's shoulder "Are you ok Muramatsu-san? You aren't acting like your normal self..."