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Welcome back, Thoroughbreds!
The fated day is upon us. Scandalous starlet Jeon Jungkook and his illicit lover Professor Dreamy are due to appear for their disciplinary hearing at noon sharp, and I've got my bubbly ready to enjoy the fallout.
Some of you say it was just so cruel of me to expose their torrid love affair, at the Year End Gala, of all times, right after Jungkook ousted wicked with Kim Seokjin to become Queen!
To you I say: boo-fucking-hoo. You're as thirsty for the drama as I am, admit it. And besides, a good queen never gets caught in their misdeeds. Lesson for next time, Jungkook darling.
And to you pea brains who think their relationship is a sham, did you forget about these little candids? The photo evidence never lies.
*image attached*
So buckle up plastics and playboys, himbos and nerds, we're in for some big news today. Will Professor Kim lose his job? Will Jungkook lose the last of his dignity?
I for one cannot wait to see how this hearing plays out, and I'll be sure to keep you up to date on every juicy detail.
Admit it, you love me,
X
Jungkook was still salty about X's latest T post as he sat in his disciplinary hearing. Which was very much lacking in the drama department, by the way. Dean Park was droning on and on about teacher student relationships being forbidden and Jungkook was just stuck across the aisle from Namjoon who was staring at the table in front of him. Namjoon glanced Jungkook's way and sent him an adorable little smile, obviously trying to be subtle. But all too soon, Namjoon remembered where he was and pulled a serious expression back onto his face as he tore his gaze from Jungkook's.
Dean Park cleared his throat, pulling Jungkook's attention to the front of the room. "Jungkook, I open the floor to you."
"Oh sweet, I finally get to say something?" Jungkook stood up.
"Yes and I would appreciate your honesty," Dean Park said. "Tell me, Jungkook, are the rumors about your and Namjoon's illicit relationship true?"
Jungkook clasped his hands together and took a deep breath. "Your honor, I have never had relations with this alpha."
Dean Park raised an eyebrow, clearly not believing him for a second. "Romance between faculty and students is explicitly against the rules and there is photographic evidence to support the rumors. Hybe cannot allow a scandal like this, true or not, to go without consequences."
"Please don't fire Professor Kim!" Jungkook pleaded.
"No, Jiwon, it's fine," Namjoon said. "As long as Jungkook shoulders none of the repercussions, I will forfeit my job at Hybe."
Jungkook looked at Namjoon in disbelief. "What? That's ridiculous!" But also kind of romantic."
Dean Park sighed. "Namjoon, your contributions to this institution have been immense so I would like to give you one more chance. You won't be fired today. However, you and Jungkook must stay away from each other. This means no contact at all, and Jungkook will no longer be your TA. If you are caught together again, you will be fired, Namjoon. And Jungkook will be expelled."
Namjoon nodded. "I understand, Jiwon. Thank you."
"Yes, thank you, Dean Park," Jungkook said. "You won't see any further trouble from me." There was, like, a 50/50 chance that that wasn't true but the dean didn't need to know that." Dean Park left briskly and Jungkook turned to lowkey celebrate what wasn't actually that bad of a punishment with Namjoon, considering he was still employed and all. "So this means you're still Professor-"
"Excuse me, Jungkook." Namjoon just up and left. Jungkook though they'd at least get a few words in before the social distancing kicked in. He frowned at Namjoon's disappearing back as his phone buzzed with an update from X.
Hot Off The Press!
The verdict is in, Thoroughbreds. Worry not, Professor Dreamy will still provide you your daily dose of eye candy around campus, but don't expect to see Jungkook trotting along at his heels any longer.
Little Jungkook's kissing his TA-ship with Hybe's most eligible professor goodbye, because these lovebirds have been ordered to stay much more than two meters apart.
No love here,
X
Jungkook looked around the empty room, positive he was being watched, but nobody was around.
***
Jungkook was slumped on the couch, pouting down at The T, when Taehyung dropped down beside him. "Jungkook, stop reading that shit! You're giving yourself serious frown lines all over your forehead and it's not cute!"
"God, I know, but I can't stop!" Jungkook groaned in frustration. "The T's become a total dumpster fire since X hacked Mingyu out of it!" To prove his point, Jungkook shoved his phone in Taehyung's face, showing him The T's home page which was clogged with Jungkook. Shockingly, it wasn't an honor.
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"There's actual fanfiction about me and Namjoon on here!" Jungkook exclaimed. "Like there are people who are doing that. I swear, Tae, when I find out who that mouth breather X is who let this all happen, I might just have to commit my very first murder. Do you think they're a student? Am I gonna have to make a list of the people I wronged last year?" He gasped in disgust. "Is it Jaehyun?"
"Enough about X for a second," Taehyung said in exasperation, snapping his fingers in Jungkook's face then pointing toward the window. "Listen."
As Jungkook finally stopped rambling, he could hear the mob outside their dorm, circling like a shiver of sharks that had honed in on the scent of fresh blood. "Give us Jungkook! Give us Jungkook! Give us Jungkook!"
"What the fuck?" Jungkook asked. "What do they even want from me?"
Taehyung shrugged. "My guess is it's 50/50 between wanting to see their new queen and wanting to see their new queen tumble from grace."
Jungkook slumped even further into the couch. "I so didn't steal Seokjin's crown off his bitter head for this."
"Look, we'll deal with them, whatever they want," Taehyung said. "I mean, now that you're queen, you don't really have a choice. But that mob will eat you alive if you go out there showing the smallest iota of weakness. Are you ready for that?"
"Like I even have anything to be afraid of," Jungkook said. "X obviously has some vendetta against me to make me the target of all this shit but I've dealt with scarier pigs back home on the farm. Hybe better not have forgotten I'm the omega who drop kicked Seokjin off his throne. And if they did, I'll make them remember it."
Taehyung smiled and clapped. "There's the Jeon Jungkook I know and love! Lethal and not afraid to show it!"
Jungkook's phone buzzed and he pulled it out to see his posse pulling through to wish him luck on his first day of classes. Talk about squad goals.
Joshua
Good luck today, Jungkook! I'm sure
things will be fine! Call me if you need
anything! 💪🏼
Jeonghan
You got this. Just drink lots of coffee and
you'll be too wired to even notice the
haters.
Mingyu
Remember to keep a level head. These
attacks against you mean nothing if you
stay strong. You have nothing to fear.
X will pay.
Yoongi
👍🏼
Jimin
ya and like, its not ur fault kims so hot
that x is just like super jealous or
something
anyway wahtever i dont think youll go
to jail cuz itd be boring if u did
Hoseok
Hey Jungkook, my thoughts are with
you, this is all so wack. Lmk if there's
anything I can do. I believe in you
🙌🏼🙏🏼🔥💪🏼
"Aw that's precious." Taehyung smiled. "You see, X can be as salty as they want, but 100,000 won tells me they don't have a loyal crew. And you've got nothing to be scared of because I've got your back. X didn't realize they were fucking with the two baddest bitches on campus."
Jungkook reached out to pull Taehyung into a hug. "You're the best ride or die an omega could ask for."
Bam scampered out of Jungkook's room and ran circles around them. "And you've got this little prince on your side too," Taehyung said. "All grown up and cuter-uh, fiercer than ever. X better be shaking."
"What do you say, Bam?" Jungkook reached down to scratch him behind the ears. "You willing to pee on my enemies for me?" Bam barked in response.
"He is so precious," Taehyung said. "And I'll post the pics on The T when he does." He turned back to Jungkook. "Now I know things are hectic for you right now but you can't let this X drama stop you from having the social life a queen deserves. Let me know if you want to sneak any dreamy professors into the dorm under X's nose. I'm not the best wingman for nothing."
Jungkook shook his head. "I just want to deal with X right now. The last thing on my mind as I'm being publicly slandered is making out with Namjoon." Well, maybe not the last thing.
Taehyung pouted. "Boo, you can't let X ruin all your fun."
The mob let out a unanimous roar that sounded vaguely like Jungkook's name and vaguely like someone dying. Jungkook sighed. "Guess it's time to face my reckoning."
"Remember, back straight, head high," Taehyung said. "Show them what a queen's made of." He linked his arm through Jungkook's and led him out of their dorm and through the building, the sound of the mob growing worryingly louder.
Jungkook peeked out through the building's exit and saw…he wasn't sure what was going on. There were a whole bunch of Top 15ers on the steps, wailing like the world was ending. "No, no, no, bro! This can't be happening, bro!"
"Eomma, I'm scared! I want to go home!"
Jungkook glanced at Taehyung. "You think they just forgot to do the summer reading?"
"When was the last time any of the professors actually assigned summer reading?" Taehyung asked.
"Behold!" A voice cut through the chaos, pointing at Jungkook. "The pariah appears!" Everyone else turned and stared at Jungkook.
"Jungkook!" Jimin sprinted down the path toward him.
"If there's a murderer on campus, just tell me so I can run," Jungkook said.
"What? No!" Jimin shook his head rapidly. "This is so much worse!"
"Someone tried to do the feta mac n cheese TikTok hack and burned Seokjin's housing to the ground?" Taehyung asked. "Please say yes."
Yoongi rolled his eyes. "Like anyone in that building knows how to use an oven. Have you two seriously not checked your school email?"
Jungkook raised his eyebrows. "So you're really not here to worship me? You're all just desperate and freaking out about…" He pulled out his phone and opened his email, finding a campus wide email from the dean.
ATTN THOROUGHBREDS,
I am informing you that later today, the Student Ranking System will be permanently removed from the campus' gossip blog, The T. The annual Person to Watch Award tradition has also been discontinued.
Both fostered an unhealthy social atmosphere that Hybe will no longer stand for. In that vein, once administrators are able to dismantle the festering cesspit known as The T, it too will be scoured from the Internet.
Wishing you all a productive term of academic success and good behavior.
Yours sincerely,
Dean Park Jiwon
"Festering cesspit?" Taehyung asked. "As if The T isn't the entire lifeblood of this school!"
"The ranking list is getting removed?" Jungkook asked. "Then what was all my hard work last year for? Did I become queen for nothing?"
"I can't believe I'm going to be the same rank as all the campus slugs!" Someone wailed.
Taehyung stared at the omega as she began to hyperventilate. "Okay, we're on the same page, but deep breaths, sweetheart."
Hoseok frowned. "I know the rankings are just a biased popularity contest set up to keep the top in power but I'm gonna feel so naked without my number."
"And trying to delete the entire T?" Someone else scoffed. "This is an assault on the structure of our lives bros! Someone has to do something!"
Everyone turned to Jungkook expectantly. "You're our queen," Jimin said. "We've been waiting for you. Please tell us what to do."
"The dean's not the only one you gotta deal with, Jungkook!" Soobin exclaimed. "What about X? You've gotta have a plan for them too, right?"
Jungkook took a deep breath and lifted his chin. "Listen up, X! I bet you're laughing now, thinking that the dean has just taken away my power, but think again. Everyone can tell you're in love with me. Those hate posts all break were obviously your desperate attempts to get my attention. Well you've got it. I just hope for your sake you didn't bite off more than you could chew."
"Hell yeah! Jungkook is officially in the ring!"
"Guys, X just posted again!"
Fear Not, Thoroughbreds
The T's here to stay, and I'll make sure of it, because I have something very special planned for this year. Sorry Dean, but we're playing by my rules.
First, as I'm sure you've noticed, I've opened up The T. That's right, posts are no longer filtered. We're a free voice for the people now, and you all deserve to be heard.
I speak directly to you now, Jungkook. You represent everything I loathe about Hybe's elitist culture, where us bottom feeders get trampled to dirt under your designer stilettos.
Consider those over-priced heels snapped, because I've just taken away your edge. Read my metaphorical lips, babe: the one-sided popularity contests are OVER.
This year, it's you versus me, and EVERY Thoroughbred gets to vote on who will be their new queen. We'll see who campus actually wants as their sovereign.
So if you want to stand a chance, you better not let your rep tank. I've made a little something special to keep score. Take a look and tell me what you think 💖
Oh, and do me a favor and polish your throne for me. I'll expect it nice and shiny when I take my rightful seat 😘
X
Along with the post was new ranking system with only Jungkook's picture and an anonymous icon sitting below numbered lines denoting what Jungkook assumed were the numbers of votes they would be receiving. "X is challenging Jungkook for the throne!"
"Looks like we get unlimited votes and can cast them for either Jungkook or X until the end of the school year," Yoongi said.
Inside, Jungkook was shaking. He'd wanted to wear his new crown in peace. But he laced up his big omega pumps and faced his first challenge with the queenly aura Seokjin never had. "Don't worry, my darling angels. I'm going to crush X to a pulp. Then I'll put them in my morning orange juice, chug it down, and piss them back out again. X is done for."
As the crowd around Jungkook began chanting his name in true cult like fashion, Taehyung took him by the arm. "Alright, you guys keep cheering, you're doing great. I'm just gonna borrow Jungkook for a quick second." Without waiting for a response, Taehyung dragged Jungkook off.