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actual isekai protag has added Sebek Zigvolt to the group.
street fighter [4:10 PM]: WHAT
street fighter [4:10 PM]: NOOO
fuckass ginger [4:11 PM]: holy shit u actually did it???
egg-cellent [4:11 PM]: I don’t doubt Yuu.
fuckass ginger [4:11 PM]: yes u do lol
fuckass ginger [4:11 PM]: anyway
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:12 PM]: Why are you panicking, Epel Felmier?
street fighter [4:12PM]: me and ace had a bet
fuckass ginger [4:13 PM]: epel lost LMAOOOOO
90% muscles [4:13 PM]: What’s the bet even about?
fuckass ginger [4:13 PM]: if yuu will actually get sebek to join lol
fuckass ginger [4:13 PM]: u owe me a sandwich at the cafeteria
street fighter [4:13 PM]: i’m gonna burn ur jordans
fuckass ginger [4:14 PM]: no u won’t
fuckass ginger [4:14 PM]: u love me
street fighter [4:14 PM]: try me
actual isekai protag [4:15 PM]: guys PLEASE
actual isekai protag [4:15 PM]: SEBEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
actual isekai protag [4:15 PM]: sebek
actual isekai protag [4:15 PM]: seeebeeeek
actual isekai protag [4:15 PM]: sebek? 🥺
Sebek [4:19 PM]: I just got off a chat with the Young Master.
Sebek [4:19 PM]: He said that it was good that I am interacting with you. But I do not fancy… whatever the names in this group are.
Sebek [4:19 PM]: But if the Young Master thinks it is good for me, then I suppose I have no qualms.
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:20 PM] Yay! Welcome to the group, Sebek Zigvolt!
egg-cellent [4:20 PM]: 👋👋👋
street fighter [4:20PM]: hallo!
90% muscles [4:20 PM]: Hey.
90% muscles [4:21 PM]: Don’t get concerned about what goes on in this group chat.
90% muscles [4:21 PM]: They’re just like that.
actual isekai protag [4:22 PM]: HEY
actual isekai protag [4:22 PM]: i dont see u complaining or leaving jack 👀 u love us!
street fighter [4:22 PM]: he does
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:23 PM]: Absolutely!
90% muscles [4:23 PM]: You’re putting words in my mouth.
actual isekai protag [4:23 PM]: look at this tsundere softie LMAOOO love u 2 jackie
Sebek [4:23 PM]: Human. Your typing habits are atrocious.
Sebek [4:23 PM]: Do you talk to Lord Malleus like that?
actual isekai protag [4:24 PM]: yeah actually lol
actual isekai protag [4:24 PM]: he finds it funny
actual isekai protag [4:24 PM]: says hes learning more about how humans work with me chatting like this lol
actual isekai protag [4:24 PM]: even tho ive had to explain internet slang to him like 10 times??
actual isekai protag [4:25 PM]: he still asks what ily ttyl means and nearly left
fuckass ginger [4:25 PM]: NO WAYYYY
Sebek [4:25 PM]: You should not joke around with the Young Master so casually.
actual isekai protag [4:25 PM]: hey not my fault that he interpreted ily ttyl literally
Sebek [4:26 PM]: Atrocious capitalization.
fuckass ginger [4:26 PM]: LMAO
fuckass ginger [4:26 PM]: that’s just how yuu types
Sebek [4:26 PM]: What is this “tsundere?”
fuckass ginger [4:27 PM]: look at mr. character development here lol
fuckass ginger [4:27 PM]: like u weren’t insulting us in the cafeteria last week
actual isekai protag [4:27 PM]: ace you called lilia old
fuckass ginger [4:27 PM]: he gave me butterscotch candy
Sebek [4:27 PM]: How dare you insult Lilia?!
Sebek [4:28 PM]: That candy was from the confectioners of Briar Valley who create candy with their magic and specially harvested honey!
fuckass ginger [4:28 PM]: that was a JOKE dude
fuckass ginger [4:28 PM]: lilia always gives us licorice, butterscotch candy, or even those candy corns
fuckass ginger [4:28 PM]: the only ppl who only give me those are my grandma and the old ladies back home
fuckass ginger [4:28 PM]: they taste like they’ve been in their purses for 10 years
fuckass ginger [4:29 PM]: ngl the candy lilia gave us lasted like its been in a cabinet for 2 years
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:29 PM]: How do you know that?
fuckass ginger [4:33 PM]: uhh
fuckass ginger [4:33 PM]: next question
actual isekai protag [4:33 PM]: 👁👄👁
90% muscles [4:33 PM]: Ace.
egg-cellent [4:34 PM]: I like those butterscotch candies.
actual isekai protag [4:34 PM]: me 2!
street fighter [4:34PM]: (3)
90% muscles [4:34 PM]: (4)
Sebek [4:34 PM]: Lilia’s candy is top tier. So I agree.
fuckass ginger [4:35 PM]: ur all ganging up on me 💔
street fighter [4:35 PM]: tbf u have bad taste ace
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:35 PM]: Statistics say that your taste in jokes is in the 25th percentile, Ace Trappolla!
fuckass ginger [4:36 PM]: HEY
fuckass ginger [4:36 PM]: i’m way funnier than that!
egg-cellent [4:36 PM]: What’s your basis?
fuckass ginger [4:37 PM]: ur mom
egg-cellent [4:37 PM]: …
egg-cellent [4:38 PM]: …To be fair, Mom does find you funny.
actual isekai protag [4:39 PM]: U GUYS HAVE YO MAMA JOKES IN THIS WORLD TOO????
fuckass ginger [4:39 PM]: what
egg-cellent [4:40 PM]: What?
90% muscles [4:40 PM]: What
street fighter [4:40PM]: ???
Sebek [4:41 PM]: What?
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:41 PM]: There is nothing in the database of Twisted Wonderland for “Yo Mama” jokes. Did you mean something else, Prefect?
actual isekai protag [4:45 PM]: …
actual isekai protag [4:45 PM]: 💔💔💔
actual isekai protag [4:45 PM]: MAN.
actual isekai protag [4:46 PM]: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT UR JOKES NOT LANDING THE SAME WHEN U GET ISEKAIED
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:46 PM]: Don’t worry, Yuu! Big Brother would get it!
actual isekai protag [4:46 PM]: at least there’s one goat here
actual doxxer (but cute) [4:46 PM]: He really is the GOAT!
Sebek [4:47 PM]: Goat?
actual isekai protag [4:47 PM]: greatest of all time!
Sebek [4:47 PM]: You couldn’t have typed it out?
actual isekai protag [4:47 PM]: it’s funnier this way lmao 🐐🐐
fuckass ginger [4:47 PM]: yeah it baaaa-sically writes itself
actual isekai protag [4:50 PM]: …
egg-cellent [4:50 PM]: …
street fighter [4:50 PM]: …
90% muscles [4:50 PM]: …
Sebek [4:52 PM]: These nicknames are atrocious. Did Ace designate them?
fuckass ginger [4:52 PM]: HEY
street fighter [4:52 PM]: LMAOOOOO
actual isekai protag [4:53 PM]: LOLLLLLLL
egg-cellent [4:53 PM]: 😂😂😂
actual isekai protag [4:53 PM]: i made em!
actual isekai protag [4:54 PM]: it’s not cute? 🥺 i thought of everyone’s names here!
Sebek [4:54 PM]: Your definition of cute is concerning.
actual isekai protag [4:54 PM]: i showed them to hornton and he loved them!
Sebek [4:54 PM]: HOW DARE YOU STILL CALL LORD MALLEUS BY THAT?!
Sebek [4:54 PM]: HAVE WE NOT TALKED ABOUT YOUR AWFUL MANNERS AROUND THE FUTURE RULER OF BRIAR VALLEY?
Sebek [4:54 PM]: HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE GO OVER THIS?!
90% muscles [4:57 PM]: You just triggered him.
street fighter [4:57 PM]: aaaaand there’s the sebek we know
fuckass ginger [4:57 PM]: lmao knew it was just a matter of time before dude started typing in all caps
fuckass ginger [4:58 PM]: great job yuu
actual isekai protag [4:58 PM]: 
actual isekai protag [4:58 PM]: why am i the sacrifice
Sebek [4:59 PM]: WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?
egg-cellent [4:59 PM]: GUYS. DON’T MAKE YUU CRY.
actual isekai protag [5:00 PM]: jk lol
actual isekai protag [5:00 PM]: ily deuce but i was just joking around
actual isekai protag [5:00 PM]: id rather have all caps sebek than sebek obv trying to be calm
90% muscles [5:00 PM]: Yuu.
street fighter [5:01 PM]: LMAO
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:01 PM]: I agree! It's much more fun to see Sebek react naturally!
fuckass ginger [5:01 PM]: lmao instigator
egg-cellent [5:02 PM]: Please never do that again.
actual isekai protag [5:02 PM]: 
actual isekai protag [5:02 PM]: gotchu deucey
Sebek [5:03 PM]: You mean this was intentional?
Sebek [5:03 PM]: Your audacity is appalling, human.
Sebek [5:03 PM]: Truly horrible.
actual isekai protag [5:03 PM]: love u 2 sebek
actual isekai protag [5:03 PM]: malleus says my audacity is my best quality!
Sebek [5:07 PM]: …
Sebek [5:07 PM]: That was not a compliment.
actual isekai protag [5:07 PM]: i’ll take it!
fuckass ginger [5:08 PM]: yeah yuu looks pretty passive irl but they’re unhinged here
fuckass ginger [5:08 PM]: u’d think idia is the keyboard warrior but no it’s yuu
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:08 PM]: Big Brother and Yuu get along online!
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:08 PM]: But not so much irl.
Sebek [5:10 PM]: I am used to hearing the Prefect typing on their phone like the ticking of the clock. But… am I being courted? Is this a new method of courtship?
egg-cellent [5:10 PM]: WHAT
street fighter [5:10 PM]: WHAT
90% muscles [5:10 PM]: ???
fuckass ginger [5:10 PM]: WHAT IS BRO GOING ON ABOUT
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:11 PM]: 【・_・?】
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:11 PM]: Oh! I see what you’re getting at!
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:11 PM]: It is the “love u 2 sebek” from Yuu, right?
Sebek [5:12 PM]: Yes.
Sebek [5:12 PM]: I’m confused.
Sebek [5:12 PM]: I am not sure where this sudden confession came from.
actual isekai protag is typing…
actual isekai protag is typing…
actual isekai protag is typing…
90% muscles [5:17 PM]: Are they okay? They’ve been typing for 5 mins
egg-cellent [5:17 PM]: Are you okay @Yuu?
street fighter [5:18 PM]: did the prefect break
fuckass ginger [5:18 PM]: oh. OH.
fuckass ginger [5:18 PM]: 
actual isekai protag is typing…
actual isekai protag is typing…
Sebek [5:25 PM]: I showed this to Lilia and he just started laughing so hard he could not talk.
Sebek [5:25 PM]: Am I being courted?
fuckass ginger [5:26 PM]: LMAOOOOOOOOO
fuckass ginger [5:26 PM]: GET UP @YUU
actual isekai protag [5:26 PM]: ACE I WILL GET YOU
street fighter [5:27 PM]: 👀👀👀
actual isekai protag [5:27 PM]: LOOK AWAY
90% muscles [5:27 PM]: What is happening.
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:27 PM]: 👀👀👀
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:28 PM]: I sense an elevated heart rate in Yuu!
90% muscles [5:28 PM]: How do you even know that? Aren’t you in Ignihyde? Also, I think Yuu is still in the school building doing stuff for the Headmage.
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:28 PM]: I have my ways, Jack Howl! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
street fighter [5:29 PM]: pls don’t turn into rook ortho im begging u
street fighter [5:29 PM]: yuu is literally still at school you should not know that
90% muscles [5:29 PM]: That observation is kinda unsettling.
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:29 PM]: Oops, my bad!
Sebek [5:30 PM]: I am completely lost.
Sebek [5:30 PM]: What is going on.
egg-cellent [5:35 PM]: Yuu just appeared in our dorm. I’m pretty sure
egg-cellent [5:35 PM]: asfafag
90% muscles [5:35 PM]: ???
egg-cellent [5:35 PM]: Yuu just tackled Ace to the ground and they’re now wrestling for Ace’s phone.
street fighter [5:36 PM]: what
egg-cellent [5:37 PM]: They knocked over a lamp oh no
egg-cellent [5:38 PM]: Yuu seems riled up about something.
egg-cellent [5:39 PM]: Housewarden Riddle is here
egg-cellent [5:40 PM]: And they’re both collared now.
egg-cellent sent a photo.
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:40 PM]: They’re both collared by Riddle Roseheart’s signature spell!
street fighter [5:40 PM]: LMAO
90% muscles [5:40 PM]: You’re not helping them?
egg-cellent [5:41 PM]: I’m staying out of this.
egg-cellent [5:41 PM]: I don’t even know what’s going on.
actual isekai protag [5:41 PM]: don’t worry about it kitten
egg-cellent [5:42 PM]: ???
egg-cellent [5:42 PM]: What?
actual isekai protag [5:42 PM]: its just ace being an ass as usual
fuckass ginger [5:42 PM]: lmao yuu and their bijnawjnra
street fighter [5:43 PM]: did ace just die
actual isekai protag [5:43 PM]: yeah i killed him
Sebek [5:43 PM]: …
Sebek [5:43 PM]: I am regretting this.
Sebek [5:44 PM]: Do you not have any remorse for being collared by Heartslabyul's Housewarden like an unruly delinquent?
actual isekai protag [5:45 PM]: it happens
actual isekai protag [5:45 PM]: ain't my first rodeo especially with ace, deuce, n grim pissing off riddle regularly
Sebek [5:46 PM]: You’re used to being collared?!
actual isekai protag [5:46 PM]: yeeeeep
actual isekai protag [5:46 PM]: if grim gets collared, chances are i get collared 2
actual isekai protag [5:46 PM]: it happens
actual isekai protag [5:47 PM]: grim is like the embodiment of gluttony u have no idea how often he gets collared or scolded for taking food
Sebek [5:48 PM]: Have you not tried training the direbeast?
actual isekai protag [5:49 PM]: it goes in one ear and goes out the other for grim
actual isekai protag [5:49 PM]: it doesn't work
Sebek [5:49 PM]: Unbelievable…
90% muscles [5:50 PM]: This is just how conversations in this group go, Sebek. Just ignore them.
egg-cellent [5:51 PM]: This is normal as far as anyone is concerned.
street fighter [5:51 PM]: yeahhh welcome to the group sebek
street fighter [5:51 PM]: this is just the usual for them
street fighter [5:51 PM]: it'd be more surprising if they didn't get into bullshit lmao
Sebek [5:52 PM]: Why did I agree to this in the first place?
actual isekai protag [5:52 PM]: u agreed n malleus gave the go too 🥺
actual isekai protag [5:52 PM]: u promised me u’d try!
Sebek [5:52 PM]: …I suppose you’re not wrong, human.
Sebek [5:53 PM]: Fine. I will do my best to participate, since Lord Malleus and Lilia seem pleased by this.
actual doxxer (but cute) [5:53 PM]: Yay!
actual isekai protag [5:53 PM]: YAYYYYYYYYYYY
actual isekai protag has named the group Fresh Froshies.
actual isekai protag [5:54 PM]: first year gang complete!!!!!!
(Lilia Vanrouge → Yuu)
Lilia: my, my! i haven’t seen this level of audacity and bravery in years!
Yuu: lilia pls
Lilia: just expressing my support! altho u might need to be a little more direct with him lmao
Yuu: IM TRYING
Yuu: istg it just slipped out
Yuu: i say ily to everyone anyway like im direct like that bcs i love em
Lilia: admirable, but u do know that we fae tend to take thing srsly?
Lilia: so smthn casual might come off as serious for us
Lilia: sebek is a bit old-fashioned tbh
Yuu: IKKKRRRRRRRR
Yuu: im so chronically online THIS ISN’T FUNNY
Yuu: HE DOESN’T GET MY RIZZ 💔
Lilia: rizz is subjective, my dear
Yuu: LILIAAAAAAA
Yuu: AJFAJFWBAFAGAGOAABJNFAW
Yuu: say whats his experience with internet and tech
Yuu: for research purposes
Lilia: real subtle lol
Lilia: he is chronically offline, im afraid
Yuu:: oh
Yuu: it’s so OVERRRRRRR
Lilia: (pat pat)
Yuu: LILIA PLS
Lilia: dw, u alr confessed anyway
Yuu: IT WAS NOT A CONFESSION
Lilia: to him it was
Yuu: I SOUND SO LAME IF THAT’S JUST THE CONFESSION FLSSS
Yuu: I WANT IT TO BE COOLER
Lilia: LMAO
Yuu: LILIAAAAAA
Lilia: well, in any case, i’m rooting for you!
Lilia: ttyl i have to explain magicam to malleus
Yuu: goodluck he still doesn’t understand posts
Lilia: ikr he spent 2 hrs streaming until he short circuited his phone
Yuu: again?
Lilia: yep
Yuu: rip
Yuu: that’s like his 6th phone this month???
Lilia: 7th actually
Yuu: damn
Yuu: ⁶🤷♀️⁷
Lilia: 6
Lilia: 7