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"Let's have a 'Resume Off'!"announces Jensen brandishing Misha's twenty year old headshot/resume that a fan just provided after having armed Misha with Jensen's a few moments prior.
Many attempts to embarrass each other ensue...
Jensen is forced to prove his dancing ability listed under the "special skills" section, but does a damn sexy job of it. Point
for Jensen.
Jensen counters by demanding "Accents!...no, wait, you do that all the time..."
Too late. Misha's off his chair and "auditioning" using Jensen's resume as a script--in a middle eastern accent.
Point for Misha.
Jensen moves on to the "special skills" section of Misha's resume, declaring
"okay, I'm just gonna read 'em off...Tibetan throat singing,.."
Misha interrupts with a guttural, undulating tone from deep in his throat that resonates throughout the room, but seems to have a direct line to Jensen's cock because his brain stutters to a halt mid-taunt as the image of being balls deep in that vibrating throat redirects all bloodflow. He tries not to allow any indication in his facial expression to give him away, but Misha didn't miss that flicker of hesitation.
"I can't tell you how many parts I got because of that" he goads, as though "tibetan throat singing" is secret resume code for "I give mind-bending head". He smirks.
And it's Misha for the win.