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It's December 24th, 2018. Shinjuku, Tokyo. Yuji and Sukuna are locked in an intense show-down, swings and hits being thrown back and forth. Yuji posts the fuck up and lands two back-to-back Black Flashes on Sukuna's bitch ass. He then grips a collumn and absolutley thundercunts that hoe at him. Yuji smacks Sukuna with five more Black Flashes and straight aura farms. Sukuna expands his domain and Yuji takes it like a good boy. Yuji uses Simple Domain and Sukuna uses Divine Flame. Choso sheilds Yuji and straight-up dies. Todo and Yuji, with the help of Nobara, team blitz Sukuna and end that nigga(i'm black don't @ me). After Yuji blasts a fourth hole in Sukuna, Megumi tumbles out like a Beyblade. Sukuna changes states of matter like 10th grade science and blows off in the wind or something.
Yuji rushes to Megumi, yelling, "Pookie Bear!! You didn't die from being inside my uncle!!" He lifts Megumi off the ground and they stare deeply and intensely into each others eyes, feeling sparks of passion betwixt them.
"Yeah, bro, that guy was tight as fuck. I'm surprised I made it out," Megumi states wetly, gazing into Yuji's sparkling brown orbs with equally as much fervor. He briefly glances over his boyfriend's boyish features, taking in the sharp curves of his jaw and the strong lines of his nose, his rose-tinted hair slightly flowing in the light breeze. Megumi reflects on everything that brought them to this point, standing across from each other after a rough battle and catching their breath in sync. He thinks about the first time they met, when Yuji glizzy gobbled Sukuna's fingie, their first mission together, and all of the other battles and moments that drew them closer and closer until neither of them could take the tension anymore.
Yuji moves to grasp Megumi's hand, though he slightly hesitates. Megumi takes notice. Yuji holds his hand gently, letting the soft, comfortable silence stretch on just a moment more, never breaking eye-contact, and finally breathes out, "I'm so glad you're okay." It's stated like a prayer, like a breath of air after holding it for far to long. It lingers in the atmosphere, and is absorbed into Megumi like a medicine. Megumi lets out a breath.
The weight of the battle is finally lifted, and the two Tokyo Jujutsu High students are able to bask in each others presence without the looming figure of Ryomen Sukuna hanging over their heads, a constant source of anxiety and fear.
Megumi holds Yuji's hand back, but stays silent. The quiet between the two drags on, and Yuji goes to say something. He doesn't know what is going to come out of his mouth, only knowing that Megumi's prolonged silence and lack of response is making him nervous. He takes and inward breath, and only a syllable escapes him before his mouth is engulfed by his lover's.
Yuji's eyes are fucking open 😭😭 and he freezes in shock, never experiencing such brashness from Megumi before. Yuji recovers and grabs Megumi's other hand, gripping both with the same force as the kiss. Megumi tilts his head to deepen the exchange, and swipes his tongue over the seam of Yuji's lips to request entrance. Yuji parts his lips and Megumi immediatley dives in.
Their tongues swirling around each other, they grip and grab and move their heads to a rhythm only they can comprehend, and the world around them fades away. At the climax of their personal song, they both reach out and smack each of each other's ass cheeks in sync. The resounding *clap* echos throughout their surroundings.
Megumi lifts a stiging hand from Yuji's also stinging buttcheek and places it on Yuji's nape. "Lay down, Pookie Bear," He gently asks Yuji.
Yuji leans back and down, and Megumi guides him into a half sitting-half laying down position. "Eugh-", Yuji groans and lifts his rear to pull a piece of rumble from underneath him.
"Ah- oh, sorry, here.. uhmmm...", Megumi fumbles with his thoughts for a moment and then tells Yuji to strip. They take off their clothes in tandem, and lay each uniform under Yuji to create a sort of super sex pallet, leaving them only in their matching Keroppi boxer briefs.
Yuji shifts again and looks below him, feeling another uncomfortable obstruction under him. He positions to remove it, but Megumi swiftly stops him by grabbing his wrist. Yuji's head whips around to look at Megumi, who is very close to his face, looking into his eye with a hand still on his wrist.
"I-", Yuji starts, but Megumi lets him go and moves in the direction of the debris under Yuji. He digs around in his pant pocket for a small moment and eventually retrieves a small silver rod and a portortionate remote. Yuji is suddenly comfortable sitting again.
"That boy got a RC toothpick 😂", Yuji stated, looking at Megumi with a humorous expression.
Megumi reestablishes eye-contact with Yuji and gives him a look of exasperation. "No- no.... it's not a tooth- toothpi- ick.." He tightens his fist around the objects uses his other hand to push Yuji into a fully laying position. Yuji yelps, "Oh!", and complies.
Megumi removes his hand from his boyfriend's chest and places it on his thigh. He takes a moment to study the rod in his hand and turns to Yuji to tell him to pull down his Sanrio brand Keroppi 2664836748% polyester cancer warning boxer briefs. Yuji does as he is told, and Little Yuji springs free. Megumi Bluetooth links the remote to the rod and puts the rod in his right fist. He winds his arm up, spinning it in large circles and stopping briefly above his head, gripped like a knife in a villain's clutches. It glints in the dim lighting of the ruins, reflecting in Yuji's widely opened eyes in a threatening manner. Megumi's wrist ticks in preparation to swing his arm down, and Yuji's mouth opens in horror. "WAAIITTT WAIT WAIT WAIT- WAI- WAIT-", Yuji fucking hollers as Megumi's fist with the rod in it swings down at hyper-speed, breaking the sound barrier and creating a sonic boom with the force at which he thrust the rod into his urethra. This is all consentual.
"AAAGGGGDGGDGGGAAAAGAUUURRRRGGGHHHUGGHHAUUUGGGHHHHHHAUHGHHDHHSUDHUHWUIQGYAXUuaauuuUUHAHAHHAAAAAAAAUUUEEEEEEUURRRGHHHHHH", Yuji politley says. Megumi runs a hand over the side of his face in comfort, and flicks a switch on the remote. One of his dogs, who he'd strapped a bomb to for emergencies, randomly explodes. "Whoops, wrong button."
He hits a different one and a light buzzing fills the air. Yuji starts convulsing and flailing his limbs around. His deafening screams and violent thrashing are extremely amusing to Todo, who is watching from a high point a bit of distance away with binoculars. He pulls out a lawn chair and popcorn. "Cover your eyes," he tells Yuta (on Gojo's account).
As Yuji continues seizing, Megumi pulls down his Sanrio brand Keroppi 2664836748% polyester cancer warning boxer briefs and releases Big Megs. He grabs Yuji's hips and presses down just hard enough to keep his lower body still. His fingers dig into the soft flesh and layer of fat on his hips, and he pauses to admire the indentions his fingers press into Yuji.
Megumi's eyes flit up to Yuji's, whose own are blown wide with whatever the hell is happening to him. Megumi looks back down at the vibrating rod in Little Yuji and turns a knob on the remote that is currently Bluetoothed, a standard for the short-range wireless interconnection of mobile phones, computers, and other electronic devices, to the rod. Yuji's involuntary movements slow and eventually fade to a small but noticeable tremble.
Yuji catches his breath in deep inhales as Megumi guides Big Megs to Little Yuji. He places a hand on the far side of Little Yuji and presses Big Megs to the underside. And then he hawk tuahs on both.
He places his other hand around both Little Yuji and Big Megs and GRIPS. He begins thrusting up into his hand and on Yuji, and throws his head back. "AAAAAAAAUUUUEERRRGGHHUUUGGHHGGGUUUUUUUUEHUHCYKIASVUSWIWEAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHUUUAHHGHHAAAAAAAAUAUUUUUHH", he speaks politely and with the utmost respect for women's rights.
Megumi screams like he just saw Susan B Anthony and Yuji lets out a prolonged high pitched squeak, like he's Squealer lying his ass off.
The stentorian sounds of their raucous rubbing combined with the buzzing of Megumi's RC toothpick echoing through their setting sounds akin to a swarm of bees raging and rampaging at an offending bear. Megumi continues slamming into his hand and leans over to put his other beside Yuji's head. "I'M GONNA FUCKING NUT!!!!!", Yuji yells, and viciously ejaculates and shoots the rod into the air like a guyser. Moving at an incomprehesible speed that could only be created by the force of such a driven nut bust, it flies past Megumi's head and into the ceiling, flying straight through it and up into the atmosphere. The rod goes into orbit and becomes friends with Sputnik.
Megumi pushes onto Yuji one last time and shoots him in the face with his abnormally pressurized baby blast. "Damn it, Megumi! My mouth was ope- ooouh my mouth was open......", Yuji states with a shocked expression. Megumi, taking deep breaths, releases himself and Yuji and leans back onto his calves. "Are you alright?", he asks, watching Yuji wipe his face with his forearm. "I guess, bro," he gets in response.
Megumi pulls up his and Yuji's Sanrio brand Keroppi 2664836748% polyester cancer warning boxer briefs and offers Yuji a hand. He takes it and uses it a leverage to sit back up with Megumi inbetween his legs. They stare at each other and breath, reminiscent of the moments after the hard battle just prior.
Toji Fushiguro's opalescent ghost fades away somewhere in the rubble, with a soft, proud smile and a tear running down his cheek. "Good job, son. Good job."