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At the private lounging area of the Vanilla Unicorn, a meeting between two detectives occurred. Neither of them remembered what it was about anymore by the time Remi said one last quip to send Regal over the edge.
"Woah, easy there, cowboy," Remi laughed hoarsely when Regal dove for his neck like an Olympic swimmer. Regal growled and barked possessively.
"Would you like anything to drink, sirs?" A deep, kind of bored sounding voice interrupted them. A red-haired man wearing a cat maid costume held up a tray with two glasses of rum, as if already ahead of the detectives. Regal smirked.
"Heh, yeah." The pink-haired detective pointed at the maid. "You~"
"That'll be twenty bucks," Tim said, sexily, then took off his dainty maid braces, sexily. He poured one of the rums down his chest much to Remi's protest, but he only smirked back at the younger silver-haired detective. "Why don't you come on over and lick it off of me before it goes to waste, big boy?"
Remi growled and let out a wolf howl before pouncing on the divorcee.
Regal lit up a smoke while he watched. He chuckled fondly. "That crazy bastard…"
’I reckon you'd look good on that pole, mate.’
"Jesus Christ, Bo, when'd you get in here!?" Remi jumped. His weiner jumped in his pants as well upon recognizing the handsome Australian he met a few nights ago.
"Been here the whole time, mate." Bo had summoned a spare chair from somewhere and straddled it in the middle of the hallway to watch the men canoodle while he leaned his big hulking chest against the backrest of it, smoking a ciggie while at it.
"Didn't you say that to me before…?"
"I did, and I wanted to say it again." You couldn’t see it because he was wearing sunglasses indoors, but he winked at Remi. First with his right eye, then left. Remi knew this because he was a detective and super smart and also wore sunglasses indoors, so knowing this he blushed and returned the winks in solidarity.
"He's right, you know," Regal piped up.
"You can dance?" Tim asked, his eyes full of as much wonder and curiosity as a divorced cat maid could possibly muster.
"Well, alright, if you stop looking at me like that, I will." Remi blushed and his little Remi blushed harder.
Then Remi danced on the pole and it was Very Big Hot Sexy. Officer Dweemer's baby shower was also there and all the attendees cheered. Then Remi got overwhelmed and skateboarded away into the sunset.