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The gang was having a good time flying the plane that Yellow built. Honestly, they didn’t think that he could even fly a plane, that was always Purple’s thing. To y’know, fly. But hey, it was pretty fun! They were soaring in the sky, singing along to songs and carrying a bunch of shit they didn’t need.
Where were they headed? To a pool party in the stickman world! Out of Alan’s PC basically. Far from Alan’s PC.
But of course, Yellow was good at his inventions, but he wasn’t a pilot, so he lost control of the plane, and they ended up crashing somewhere random. Simple.
“Shit—” Green was the first one to get out of the plane, then helping his friends get out of the plane. It was pretty crumbled up, but gladly none of them were severely injured.
“Cursors, you guys are good right?” Yellow looked over to his friends who had scratches and bruises all over them, much like himself.
“Yeah,” Red replied. “Dude you should’ve hired like an actual pilot or something, your flying skills are shit,” He shook his head.
Yellow shrugged, “Sorry.”
The rest of the gang remained quiet, taking a moment to realize what situation they just got themselves into; they are in a forest, with no wifi, and their ride is literally destroyed.
“How are we getting back?” Second’s eyes widened.
“Uhh, Green is your phone working? Call Purple,” Blue looked at Green, who was already looking at his phone, murmuring a curse to himself.
“Shit, my phone’s dead. Red, you got Purple’s number?” Green turned to Red, who simply shook his head, frowning.
Now, the rest of the gang stares at the torn-up plane in silence, trying to find out how the hell they are going to survive this. Gladly, they still had their weapons and some food, so maybe if they work together, they’ll like, get through this.
And what do you do when your plane just crashed and you’re stuck in a forest with your friends? You wander around and talk, obviously.
Red groaned, “I was so damn excited to go to that pool party…” He pouted.
“Speaking of our pool party, our reservations!” Blue gasped, “What will happen to our mone—”
“Dude speaking of dorms, I’m getting sleepy can we find somewhere to stay?” Second yawned.
“Well, we’re following you,” Green pointed out, “Why don’t you find somewhere to stay?”
“I’m lowkey too tired to do that.” Second replied.
Blue sighed. They were surrounded by tall trees and plants how the hell were they supposed to find somewhere to stay? Where would they sleep? On the grass? Honestly, that doesn’t sound like too much of a bad idea. To be lying down and looking up at the sky littered with stars and having a fireplace— Oh, it was like camping! Instead, they don’t have tents or blankets.
“We could just treat this as if we’re camping,” Blue said, “Lets make a fireplace and chill on the grass.”
“With all these bugs? Yuck!” Green stuck out his tongue. So dramatic, it’s not like they’ll find a 5-star hotel anywhere in here.
“That doesn’t sound too bad. But what if we run out of snacks? We only have a handful.” Yellow spoke up.
“We eat Red, obviously.” Blue smiled. And almost immediately after, Red looked back at him offended.
“No?!” He shouted, “I thought we agreed on Green!!!”
Green laughed loudly, “I’m just too important like that.”
“No because Red has more muscle y’know???” Yellow pointed his finger up, like the nerd he is, “Technically it’d be the better option to eat him first!” He said while laughing.
“Why the fuck are you guys joking about cannibalism right now…” Second murmured to himself, looking out for a proper spot to settle down at. Maybe somewhere with like a river by the side or something so they can drink water and catch fish.
“Technically,” Red mocked, “Yellow quit talking as if you’re not the reason we’re stuck here”
“Is that really your only argument?” The other man just smiled.
“Right like Sybau Red Ts Pmo Sm n Sb Icl” Green said in the most unironic voice ever. Like he meant to say that. And finally, everything was quiet thanks to him. Second could focus for at least 10 seconds.
“Actually, I’m changing my mind. We’re eating Green first cause what the fuck did he just say,” Blue said.
“WHAT?!” Green shouted.
“Get a load of this guy!” Red looked at…An invisible camera? And then pointed at Green behind him. Nor Yellow or Blue understand what he was doing but they’re still eating Green first.
“Let’s start picking up wood for later!” Yellow said enthusiastically, already picking up little sticks.
“Hell yeah!” Blue followed him, “Damn I wish I had seasoning with me. Dinner’s boutta be pretty dry today guys.”
“REF!!!” Green ran to Second, “DO SOMETHING!!!” he tugged his arm, “DO SOMETHING REF!!!” He cried and cried. Fuck, they’re so noisy.
After a few hours of walking and walking, they finally found their destination; a nice open space with a river, beautiful flowers and trees. Blue claimed that some of these plants were edible, so they’re pretty lucky for the situation they were in.
Now, they sit beside each other with a fireplace in front of them. They were able to eat all the remaining snacks for dinner, and gladly nobody was cannibalized.
“I’d like to say I’m somewhat glad we’re here,” Second mentioned, “This will benefit us in several ways, like Green’s screentime hours will finally go down.”
Right. Little does he know this man carries a portable charger everywhere that even charges with the sun. He may not have internet, but he has memes in his gallery. But he is upset that he can’t message Purple. Fuck ass Second praying on his downfall.
“And Blue will finally lower his Netherwarts intake,” Second continued.
Blue, the man he is had to hold in his laughter. He still has some remaining but hey, he’s right. His Netherwarts will run out soon. Fuck.
“Red will finally stop pranking us,” Second says because of course, what are you going to prank your friends with if you don’t have the materials for it?
Red smiled. He will find his way just because he said that.
“And Yellow,” Second eyed his friend. Yellow rose his hands up in defense, “He will learn to hire an actual pilot next time.”
“I mean, you said we will all benefit from this, sooo,” Yellow shook his head as if he’s confused on why they’re even complaining.
“Partially,” Second corrects himself.
“So, how will this “benefit” you like it benefits us, huh?” Green raises an eyebrow.
“He’ll learn not to sleep in late.” Red said in a low voice.
Second’s eyes widened, almost feeling threatened. “Y’know what?” He smiled nervously, “How about we all forget what I said just now and sleep yeah???” He giggled, settling himself on the grass to sleep.
“Hell yeah! I can eat my Netherwarts now,” Blue immediately pulled out his bag.
“NO!” Second said.
Blue raised an eyebrow, “I thought you said to forget what you said?”
Second sighs. He can never fight against his friends like this.
Blue was feeling cold. He woke up trembling, when he sat up and looked around it was still nighttime. Everybody else was still asleep. Yellow was beside him, sleeping peacefully, hugging his arms. He must be so used to sleeping with the staff. Blue giggles.
Maybe he needs something to hold when sleeping.
Blue lightly tapped Yellow’s arm, the other man’s eyes fluttered open and looked at Blue, “Hm?” He hummed as he stretched his arms. Blue carefully began hugging Yellow, and the other man accepted with a smile, a small blush creeping up to his face.
That was much better.
Blue is warm, and Yellow has something to hold in his sleep.
Green randomly woke up. He doesn’t know why, he just did. When he looked around, he was surprised to see Blue and Yellow literally cuddling with each other. He smiled while looking at them, they’re so cute. He just hopes one of them confesses to each other soon it’s so painful to see them pining.
He sighs, only if Purple was here with them.
When he looks to the other side, Red is sprawled on the grass still deeply asleep. He decides to tap him. It surprisingly took him a while to wake him up, but when he finally did, he pointed at Blue and Yellow. “Look at these two love birds,” Green whispered. Both of them let out small, whispery giggles while looking at them.
“Let’s bother them,” Red whispered, moving to the other two so he could begin cuddling them. And so did Green, he moved to Yellow’s side and began spooning him while Red spooned Blue.
As Red was trying to sleep, he began to feel strange. Something was missing. When he looked behind him, Second was all by himself. Sure, he looked deep asleep, probably having the best sleep of his life, even. But he was still alone.
Carefully, he stood up and started dragging him towards the others, grabbing his arms to wrap them around Blue. Surprisingly, he did not wake up throughout all of this. But maybe that was for the best.
Red then smiled widely, spooning Second at last and falling asleep peacefully.
All of this because Yellow and Blue wanted to cuddle alone by the way.