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mememachine has added dont hunk with my heart, give me caffeine, keith is fine, shiroGONE to the chat
[4:16 PM]
mememachine: hello pals
dont hunk with my heart: what is this
mememachine: a chat with my good buddies
mememachine: i want to share something with u all
keith is fine: buddies is a strong word
mememachine: oh bite me
dont hunk with my heart: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mememachine: hunk pls
dont hunk with my heart: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
keith is fine: what does that face even mean
keith is fine: its creepy
keith is fine: what is it implying
keith is fine: what does it know
keith is fine: deliver us the answers, lenny face
dont hunk with my heart: keith its just a meme calm down
keith is fine: i dont like this meme
give me caffeine: i hate this
mememachine: ANYWAY ಠ_ಠ
mememachine: i gathered u all here for good times and Good Shit™ ok so settle down everyone
mememachine: and i shall deliver what was promised
give me caffeine: lance if u made this chat just to spam us with ur shitty memes and selfies i will go all the way to ur house and punch u
mememachine has sent iseemtohavegottenintoquitetheconundrumhere.jpg
dont hunk with my heart: did u really photoshop ur face over a man in a chicken costume running from the police
keith is fine: thats pidge hunk pidge is the police
dont hunk with my heart: howd u make that so fast lance
mememachine: ive had this saved up for an occasion like this
give me caffeine: that's it
give me caffeine: you have five minutes lance
keith is fine: oh shit
dont hunk with my heart: bye lance, can i bring snacks at ur funeral y/y??
mememachine: guys pls
mememachine: im not dying
mememachine: and hunk???? rude™
mememachine: also where is shiro?? hello?? are you there papi??
dont hunk with my heart: omg
keith is fine: you know pidge isnt kidding right
dont hunk with my heart: yea lance you dun goofed
mememachine: omg pls pidge loves me they wouldnt hurt me right pidge
give me caffeine: check your snapchat
mememachine: ???
mememachine: hOLY SHIT R U ON MY fUCKIGN bLOCK???????????????
mememachine: HOWD U GET HERE SO FAST????
give me caffeine: pure rage
dont hunk with my heart: lmao
keith is fine: told you
dont hunk with my heart: they did say five minutes
mememachine: sHhIT THeyre OuTSIDE RHE DOOR
mememachine: FUXIGKN HELP ME
mememachine: IM NOT JKIDDING SOMEOEN CCOME OVER HERE OLEASE
mememachine: O GOD THEY FUCKKGN PICKED THE LOCK IMDMMSJSHJSMAMDM
dont hunk with my heart: should we help him
keith is fine: are you kidding im not getting in pidges way thats asking for death
dont hunk with my heart: tru
mememachine: HEKSHSJDLDMSJVZB??€|££~\£|!!,>'
shiroGONE: rip