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several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): ey so uh, reimu. gotta ask you something. ya know, just... hypothetically.
Reimu: What did you do now.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): WOW OKAY RUDE why do you just assume
Reimu: Because it's 4:47 AM, and the only reason you'd be up at 4:47 AM is if you're getting into trouble.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): ok i mean you're right but NO LISTEN i just gotta ask, like. say i was doing a pretty heavy spell, right, summonings and stuff, cast my circle and everything just to be safe, but like... i fucked up and opened the circle too soon? maybe??
Reimu: Marisa. What is it.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): hey i said this was hypothetical
Reimu: What did you accidentally summon.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆):
OKAY SO DON'T FREAK OUT
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆):
like she's actually pretty cool, it's not really a problem i just figured i should maybe, ya know, consult the experts on this
Reimu: What did you accidentally summon.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): exactly one (1) evil spirit
Reimu: I'm coming over.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): HEY WAIT listen i'm telling you it's not a problem, she's pretty fun to talk to
Reimu: WHY are you talking to an evil spirit?? Go get some salt, set up some wards or something, I know you know how. I'll be there as soon as I can.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): you live like fifty miles away dude how are you gonna even
Reimu: I'll figure it out.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆):
well i'm not saying no to seeing ya but seriously, you don't have to come over, i have this totally under contr
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆):
fuck brb
Reimu:
Marisa???? What's going on???????
Reimu:
Marisa, answer me.
Reimu:
If this is your idea of a joke, it's really not funny.
Reimu:
...Marisa?
Reimu:
Please answer me I'm getting worried
Reimu:
Please
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): oh my god don't freak out it's fine, i'm fine
Reimu: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): eh she found my box of spell supplies, ya know, the poisonous and dangerous stuff?
Reimu: Oh my god Marisa
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): it's cool dude it's cool i got this under control
Reimu: It really sounds like you don’t, actually.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): i do!! why do you never believe i can handle this stuff?
Reimu: Because we’re having this conversation in the first place.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): …..ok you make a fair point, but consider: having a little faith in me?
Reimu: Marisa, this is seriously above your usual level of work. I’m not saying you can’t handle it, I’m saying that you probably don’t really know how to. What were you even doing?
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): somehow i’m even more offended??? wow
Reimu: Please, just. I got an Uber, they should be here before too long. I’ll be there before 6 for certain. Just… stay put, and stay the hell away from that damn spirit.
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆):
yeah alright fine, but seriously dont just come busting in here when you do show up ok
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆):
like let’s calmly assess the situation and figure shit out before we freak the hell out, ok rei?
Reimu: I can’t believe you’re telling me to calmly assess the situation. But fine. I’m going to close out of Skype to save data, so if you need me just text, alright?
several hundred bees in a cool robe (marisa ☆): got it