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" Please help him" Celina begs "You are in the area of the store, just go in there and ask her nicely to lift the curse, she should recognize Miles, it wasn't even meant for him" she would do puppy eyes but John can't see her over the radio.
"Fine" he moans "But let it be known, I don't believe in curses, so this is a blatant misuse of police time".
"Yes John you have made that perfectly clear several times, but I feel somewhat responsible for his many accidents today, so do it for me".
Miles actually decides to stay in the shop, one experience with witchy stores is quite enough for one day.
The pretty blonde lady glares at Nolan as he stands awkwardly in front of her, "This is going to sound....., look I don't even believe in" he waves his arms around wildly " Mumbo Jumbo, but apparently you cursed one of my officers earlier and I have been coerced into coming here to ask you nicely to lift it". He tries to keep a straight face.
"No". She points to the door. He tries to reason with her but she tells him if he is not arresting her he should leave, so he leaves calling Juarez to apologize. Miles looks a little scared.
"Sir, sorry to bother you, I know you are a very busy man", she says hovering at the watch commanders door.
"Spit it out" he demands tersely.
"Miles has been...."
"Cursed ? Chen told me, it's bull crap, get to the point". He crosses his arms, Valentine gift ideas on his laptop in front of him.
"You are .… I mean you look authoritive, I know you are, but I just mean if you ask she will lift it, no one argues with you Sir, except maybe Lucy, please Sir, I can't bare anything else happening to him". Tim narrows his eyes , stares at her for an age before he speaks.
"If it means we can all get back to work I will call her, what is the store called"? He asks reluctantly, “but I think this whole thing is ridiculous"
She clasps her hands together, tells him the name and turns to leave, “Thanks Sir, going now, back to work, you are a great watch commander and leader".
"Get out Juarez, I already regret my decision", he points towards the sally port. Lucy calls her over, looks like I'm riding with you, how is Miles doing"?
"Edgy, I'm not surprised, he has had a rough day" they walk towards the shop with the registration 99999982, and start their afternoon on patrol. "I asked Tim to call the owner of the store". Celina sighs.
Lucy raises her brows, a look of disbelief on her face. "He agreed"?
"He didn't look happy but he agreed, I wouldn't have asked if Nolan was more successful, what did you get him for Valentine's Day"?
"A signed baseball which I hid too well, so I'm looking for something else, a book he likes". Lucy says , "too much tequila, it could be anywhere honestly "
"Library? I know the owner, she might be able to help". Celina tells her. Lucy nods as she drives towards the Library. She does help, even gives her the address of the author.
When they get back in the shop Tim calls over the radio. "Woman accused the police of harassment, says if we don't leave her alone she will curse the station, I'm not getting threatened by some voodoo queen whether I believe it or not so go sort this out now, even if you have to arrest her ass, harassment? I will give her harassment, how dare she".
Lucy bites her lip to suppress a laugh, "Yes Sir, Celina replies, " and ummm, what am I arresting her for? As none of you actually believe in curses"
"I don't care, you got yourself into this, or Miles, or whatever, it's a you problem". He shouts before hanging up.
"Ok, that went...., not so good, let me talk to her, it's the least I can do, you did help me find the perfect gift for Tim". Lucy offers.
Celina could hug her, she might once they are out of camera range. Lucy doesn't mess around after Nolan calls and tells Celina, the guy the curse was aimed at is dead and Miles saw it happen. "Ok lady, here's what's going to happen, you are going to lift the damn curse or I am going to arrest you for supernatural murder, it won't stick but it will insure I have cops drive past your store 40 times a day if I ask them to, do it ....now".
Celina witnesses, thanks Lucy and they turn to leave not seeing her whisper something and point to the shop out of the window. Lucy visits the author gets the book signed and they head back, only a few traffic stops no arrests.
Miles sees them park in the Sally port from where he is hiding at the top of the stairs. He starts to head down, wants to know how it went, but has to do a double take, it looks very much like Celina is kissing Sergeant Chen, he stops to watch, not because he's a pervert, just because he might need to report it, he is after all only just out of his rookie year, not that he wants to get his roommate in trouble. "Maybe it's just a Valentine's Day thing here" he mumbles to himself as he takes a step closer, the heat hits him as his pants tighten around his large girth, he groans loudly and pops his fly, yep they are definitely kissing.
As soon as the shop lands on Mid Wiltshire station soil it gets oppressively hot, Lucy starts to pant like she has run after a suspect, but she is also wet, like really wet, and horny, so fucking horny. Celina groans and reaches over and touches her leg, she sounds breathy too, "Do you feel that"? She asks gripping Lucy's knee.
"Hot"? Lucy asks her eyes half lidded as she looks at Celina's hand on her leg.
"Yessss, that and I have an urge, more like a desperate need to taste your ChapStick" she glances at Lucy's mouth.
Lucy licks her lips, "Ok, then taste it" she turns to face her and releases her seatbelt, Celina dives right in, there is nothing chast about the kiss, Lucy almost swallows her tongue with the force she uses to plunge it into her mouth. Lucy grabs her hair to keep her close as their tongues battle for dominance.
Miles sees Smitty and waves him over, the look of utter shock on Miles face makes him curious enough to walk the five steps to the Sally Port, he stops at the door, doesn't come in, "You are messing with snack time, this better be important".
Miles points to the shop, "Umm, They are both in relationships right? I mean I'm cursed so I might not even be seeing what I think I'm seeing, can you see it"?
Smitty frowns but looks towards the shop, he chokes on his own spit as he scuttles away to do what Smitty does, he sells tickets . Miles sits on the third step up stroking his cock through the zipper in his pants, Lucy has no top on now, and Celina looks like she is chewing her nipple.
"Get your tickets here" Smitty shouts , he has a huge smile on his face, Come view our very own passion wagon, car 999999982 where love happens on this, the day of our Lord, holy Valentine's Day.
Angela and Nyla sigh , looking up together, "Smitty, do some actual work" Nyla chews her pen.
"Not lying, ten bucks gets you front row seats to the lust fest" they head to the SallyPort just to prove him wrong, again.
John is out of uniform already and talking to Tim when they hear the commotion, "isn't that Lucy's car"? John asks.
Tim cradles his head in his hands, " it is, Smitty, what are you mumbling about, is Lucy ok"?
"She looks fine to me Sir, really nice rack, you are a lucky guy if you don't mind me saying".
Tim huffs out a long suffering breath, "I do mind, don't talk about her…., rack man, now what are you talking about"?
"Buy a ticket and find out, as she's your LiGF you get to pay double, 20 bucks" Smitty says holding out his hand, "You dated her too right? Back in the day, you can pay double too" he tells Nolan.
Tim looks annoyed "Smitty, put your hand away no money is passing hands, ....you dated Lucy? Fuck sake, get to work Smitty".
"Nope, gonna watch the show, you don't want in, fine, it's your loss Sir" he turns and heads back to the SallyPort. Things have livened up , a lot actually, Miles has his pants around his ankles, the shop doors are open now, everyone in the Sally port is affected by whatever is happening in the shop. Angela has Nyla pinned to the hood, her face buried between her thighs, Miles is jerking off next to the shop, Celina is totally naked on top of Lucy, Lucy has no top on, her pants are open and she has two fingers in Celina's pussy, Smitty grins, sees Tim in his peripheral. "Better than the Superbowl" he winks.
Tim is seething mad, "Smitty the time waster strikes again" he sneers his nose up, Nolan follows out of curiosity. "Out now Smitty, that's an order" Smitty pouts but leaves the doorway, or as he sees it, the point of no return. Tim and John barge through the double doors, it hits them instantly, Tim groans at the sights before him, he walks towards the shop like a puppet on strings, he looks down at Nyla on the hood of the shop , she is writhing and speaking in tongues. He pushes Angela's head until her nose is right in Nyla's wet hole, looks at Miles cock and bends over Angela to get a better look in the windscreen. "Ahhhh Lucy" he mutters as Nyla takes his hand and puts it on her breast, he looks down and grips it tight before taking her nipple, twisting it.
John is naked already, apart from his gray and blue socks, his cock bouncing in anticipation. Lucy sees Tim and beckons him with her finger before taking Celina's boob in her mouth, he moves off Nyla and John replaces him, pulling Angela's head back to share in a taste of Nyla's arousal.
Miles strokes Tim's thigh as he gets close to the shop door, Tim turns and kisses him hard , he grabs his naked swollen member and treats it as he would his own, Miles cums on the front of Tim's shirt. Celina climbs off Lucy and out of the shop, both have swollen lips , Celina has a few hickies, and is dripping arousal, she bends as Lucy opens her legs and starts eating her pussy, Tim groans and takes Celina's whole pussy in his hand, squeezing and caressing. The noises are worse than any BDSM porn Smitty has ever seen, and better still it's all on camera, he could make some money on this. He doesn't enter the room just watches through the window like it's a perfectly normal Sunday, with popcorn.
"I need to suck cock" Lucy states looking at Miles and Tim, "both" she says in a robotic far away voice, she cums loudly on Celina's tongue and pushes her away , she steps out of the shop, pushes Tim and Miles towards the stairs, she helps Tim out of his pants and kneels. John is fucking Angela's ass , he is three fingers deep in Nyla, both women now lying on the hood. The calls of 'fuck, don't stop, and yes right there' echo around the station, they have quite the audience now, all on the other side of the door, most jerking off.
Tim and Miles both have a grip on Lucy’s hair, it's not as put together as it was when she left for work, strands now hanging around her face, she has both sets of balls in her hands and is alternating between sucking Tim, who is actually fucking her face and Miles who is grunting as he pushes her head until she gags, her make up is a mess. John is on the hood now as Nyla and Angela share his cock, both kissing and licking him in unison.
Tim leaves Lucy with miles and Takes Nyla from behind pushing her mouth over John's cock until she can feel him in her throat, he fucks her fast.
Seventeen officers are whooping and hollering outside the double doors as they jerk themselves or each other while watching the floor show.
Tim is Kissing John now as he hammers into Nyla, she is gagging and swallowing as John falls apart in her mouth, Angela joins Lucy, she rides Miles cock while Lucy rides his face, they play with each other's tits as they bounce.
“What's going on”. A booming voice shouts.
“Lieutenant, fuck, Sir, please for the love of God don't go in there”, Jan begs. His cock is sore just from watching.
Wade looks at the array of Penises and frowns deeply, “Explain now, and put those away”. He points to Jans mansword. Smitty tells him what he knows, which isn't much, “Get them out of there, before they dehydrate, for goodness sake”.
“We can't without going in there Sir, it’s umm, ground zero, whoever goes in….” well you can see for yourself, I mean Bradford is a rule type of guy so something is definitely hinky”. Smitty beams “Can I keep the camera footage Sir? Please”?
Wade glares at him, he’s starting to get excited himself and he hasn't looked properly, but the moans and commentary, alone is porn worthy material.
“Bend over”. Tim shouts at Nolan before he buries his cock in his ass. Wade turns green and rushes to turn the AC on full, hoping to cool them down.
Wesley turns up as Ang is late, he nearly passes out when he sees her sucking Celina‘s ass, he grabs a fire blanket rushes in and wraps Angela in it, he leads her to the locker room. As soon as she is out of the Sally Port confusion takes over.
“Why am I naked”?
Wesley shrugs, “You tell me”. He pouts and crosses his arms.
“Am I at work? I was working a case when Smitty, fucking Smitty, what did he do”? She stands letting the blanket drop.
“I noticed when I came in to get you how horny I felt as soon as I was in the room, did you curse Tim and it backfired again “? He asks
“One time Wesley, let it go, no this wasn't, me but Celina has been trying to lift Miles’s Curse all day, we need to arrest the store owner, tape her mouth so she can't curse anyone else.
“You need clothes, they are in the Sally port, I'm not going back in there”. He states emphatically.
Call Rodge, he can rescue Celina, never, and I mean never mention this to James, who else is in there”?
“John, Tim, Lucy and Miles, it’s like Sodom and Gomora, there is so much bodily fluids I almost fell on Tim, he’s fucking Nolan's ass, it's ergg, horrible”.
Wesley talks to Wade, Rodge is called and Celina is eventually dragged out of there but not before Rodge loses his t-shirt and his dignity, Nyla had her hand in his pants before he knew which way was up. He throws Angela’s or someone's clothes at Wesley and sits in the breakroom trying to hide his red face.
Angela and Celina go out in a different shop to arrest the store owner and bring her back. When they return Lucy is under Tim, Nolan bent over him fucking his ass, Nyla is in a sixty nine with Miles and even Wade is jerking off. I A is going to have a field day, this is the strangest Valentine's Day ever.
After processing and showing her the pictures of the dead curse receiver, the woman lifts the curse, everyone in the Sally Port suddenly become confused and red-faced followed by John and Tim throwing up, no one speaks to anyone as they gather their clothes. Mortified doesnt even cover it. Nyla almost bites Miles cock off as her jaw clamps around him.
“Tim”. Lucy calls as he comes out of the locker room.
He looks up and away quickly, “Hey”. He whispers.
“You know that wasn't our fault right”? She says reaching for him.
“Sure, yeah, we should get home I'm beat”. He swallows his embarrassment. “Why didn't you tell me you dated Nolan”?
“Thats why you’re quite”? She squints her eyes, “Nolan? Wow, that was so long ago and unmemorable, I didn't think too honestly, it was hardly dating, you’ve probably had him more than me in hindsight, sorry, sorry, I didn't”. She pouts adorably.
“It’s fine, not memorable”? He asks pulling her close.
“Nothing compares to you baby, take me home, we have IA to deal with tomorrow. Tim groans, watch commander sucks.
“No sex ok? My cock hurts, Ew, I need a shower and a loofah to scrub myself clean”.
“I agree”, she says looping arms with him, “you did look hot though, all ohhh, domineering”.
He glares at her and she giggles all the way back to his truck, he’s hoping Angela has a way of wiping Smitty’s memory, that man is insufferable enough without blackmail fodder.