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This is it. [Y/n] [L/n] is finally going to confess his love to his crush!
He works at the coffee shop and has a part-time job at the cafe across the street. Handling two part-time jobs is a messy business, but the pay is good! This woman, an angel, works at a cafe shop as a waiter like him.
She’s so kind and gentle.
“[random crush’s name]…I love you! Please go out with me!!” [Y/n] exclaims to the woman before him, blushing and clenching his fist, hoping she accepts his feelings.
“[Y/n]…” The woman flushed, staring at the man before her. “Y-You are a good person, [Y/n]… so kind… always helping others…And I like you too!..But…”
[Y/n] breathe hitched. But? His heart beat fast. She likes him too! But what but?
“You talk too much, and the thought of dating you makes me vomit,” The woman said with a straightforward face.
“THAT’S NOT HOW I WAS EXPECTING THE CONVERSATION TO GO BUT FUCK YOU TOO!!”
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Coffee shop…
[Y/n] sobs while taking a sip from his coffee, his kind boss made for him for free.
“Geez, Kid…” His boss, cleaning the glass behind the counter, looks at him with pity. “This was…what? 130th time of rejection? I have never seen someone getting this many rejections in my whole life… I don’t know if I admire you or pity you at this point.”
“Boss~ Don’t be so fucking mean to me~” [Y/n] sniffs. “I've been getting rejected all my life!”
“Yeah…” His boss looks at him weirdly. “Why, though? You are a nice kid. You have a nice face and work hard… Mm… I suppose you may not be ready?”
“I am fucking 23 years old! How long do I have to be ready?!”
“It’s not the end of work for Christ's sake…” Boss sweat drops. “Mm, how about you visit the shrine? Maybe God listens to your prayers? Find you a good girl?”
[Y/n] straighten up. “Wait, we have a shrine?”
“It’s an old one…” The boss puts the cup away. “No one visits really… Rarely do people know of its existence…How about it?”
[Y/n] rubs his chin. “Well, it’s worth a visit if it works! Thank you, boss!”
“You’re welcome, kiddo. Now mop the floor.”
“Yes, sir!”
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Time skip, because the author can’t wait to get into juicy detail, [Y/n] stares at the ruined shrine in front of him, and he feels a chill air and instantly feels scared. Is this really worth it? This is so scary. It’s even 8:00 pm. Maybe he should have come tomorrow, but he just simply couldn’t wait! He exhales and takes a brave step forward towards the shrine.
“I've been rejected 130 times… Oh God, please heed my plea…” [Y/n] pulled the rope, which rang the two bells, and he clapped his hands together. “Please! Let me get a girlfriend already!!” He bowed his head down and closed his eyes. “Hear my prayer!”
“I heard you loud and clear, my boy.”
[Y/n] flinch and straighten up, looking around. “W-Who?”
“Who else? Look down”
He looks down.
“What’s up, sugar?” A wrinkly face of a woman with white hair sticking out from the ground.
Pure silence falls.
And then-
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” [Y/n] stomp his foot on the face too many times to count and jumps away like a startled cat. “A-A-A FACE!! A GHOST!! A WITCH?! A WHO?!”
The thing-elderly lady with bruises on the face, crawls out of the ground. She’s wearing white robes. “Hywa,akdo…”
“HYWA AKDO?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? WHO ARE YOU CREEP?!” [Y/n] startled, looking scared and holding onto his phone, ready to call the cops on speed-dial.
“C-Calm down!” The elderly woman fixed her face and waved her hand at him to calm down. “Listen, I am Goddess of Love, and I am here to help you with your love life, son,” She says.
[Y/n] finger was close to the cop number on his touch screen, and he narrowed his eyes. “How can I trust you? What if you are one of those child traffickers?”
She pulls out a paper and shows him. “Here, this is my proof. It’s the goddess of love certificate. It’s a real legal deal.”
“WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT CRAP!?”
“Okay, how about this? I know who you are. Your [Y/n] [L/n], who got rejected 130th times”
“THAT’S EVEN MORE CREEPY!!! ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME ON FACEBOOK? TWITTER? INSTRAGM? SNAPCHAT? WAIT! ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!”
The elderly had enough and slapped him upside down. “SHUT UP ALREADY!!! DO YOU WANT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE OR NOT!?”
Later, [Y/n] and the Elderly woman known as the goddess of love were sitting inside the shrine on the opposite side. Turns out, the shrine outside looks ruined, but inside it looks good and cozy.
“So… how are you gonna fix my love problem?” [Y/n] ask the elderly. “Also, sorry for stomping my foot on your face… You scare me.”
“It’s no problem… My fault for scaring you… As for your love life… You see, I made an error… Because of that… Your soulmates were born before you.”
“…excuse me?”
“I know, I know it’s hard to believe-”
“What do you mean by soulmates? And what do you mean by they were born before me?”
1 Minute later, [Y/n] muffled against the tape that the elderly lady put on his mouth. “MMF?!”
“As I was saying… You have five soulmates… As they were born before you… It was an error and well… Uhm… I got busy with something…I admit it was my mistake. Your soulmates… well…” Elderly woman sweats bullets. “I put their profile…in a different section. They aren’t humans at all,” she cleared her throat. “They aren’t here yet. You will meet them yourself soon… And they are males… Sooo…yeah, sorry.”
[Y/n] wipes off the tape from his mouth. “THEY ARE MALES AND MONSTERS?! START EXPLAINING!!”
The elderly woman slammed the book on the table. “HERE IS YOUR ANSWER!!”
It was a BL book.
“…What…?”
“As the goddess of love, I have needs too! And I been bored and alone all these years! One day, I went to the human library and found these BL books! I got so hooked up with the story and thought how unfair it is for monsters not to be treated well and always die at the end of the story without love! I was doing multitasking and accidentally wrote five males on your profile and put it in the section of birth!!!” An elderly woman covers her face and sobs. “I AM SORRY!!!”
“YOUR SORRY ISN’T GONNA FIX EVERYTHING!!”
“I KNOW!!! I AM SORRRRRRYYY!!!”
After a while of chaos, they calm down. [Y/n] sighs, resting his forehead against the table. “What am I gonna do…”
“Trust me, kid. Those five guys are hotties… Even if they are monsters, they are beautiful…Once you see them, you will be spreading your cheeks-”
“SHUT UP! THAT’S NOT HELPING ME AT ALL!!!”
[Y/n] stand up. “Damn it… Five hot guys!? I am not gay!”
The Elderly woman snorts. “Boy, did you look at yourself in the mirror? You got a femboy body.”
“EXCUSE YOU!! I AM JUST BORN THIS WAY!!!.. Why am I wasting my breath! Whatever!” He stomps out of there. “THANKS FOR NOTHING!!”
The elderly woman sighs. “I'll be here if you need me…” She grabs the book off the table. “Now where was I…”
Meanwhile, [Y/n] angrily mutters about the old hag, how she ruined his life, and his soulmates are five monsters who aren’t even in this town yet! Soulmates…He sighs. He stops and covers his face. “Soulmates…Five monsters…Argh…What is this? A novel? Is my life gonna be some cheesy story?” He uncovered his face. “Mmm…” He has mixed feelings about this. Whatever, maybe it’s good this way.
He found himself blushing and shook his head. Meh, does it matter? He’s not gay or knows stuff, but his soulmates are guys…What the fuck did that old hag do?!
It’s so frustrating!!!