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“Ready to give up yet adventurers?” Cannon Dwarf said with a smirk on his face.
In their minds Noah laughed and gave generally unhelpful advice, as they attempted to find their way out of the situation.
Failboat, Pointcrow and Captain Kidd glanced at each other before immediately getting back into position, energy renewed by the power of spite.
“Never! We can beat you, I'm sure of it!” Failboat declared with confidence.
“Oh please, even my daughter has a higher chance of beating me than the th”, ”you have a kid?” Kidd asked incredulously while cutting into Cannon Dwarf's sentence.
Cannon Dwarf offended asked how the group assumed he got a dad bod, while the adventuring party asked prying questions about his home life.
Eventually, Pointcrow managed to convince Cannon Dwarf to tell his life story and found out that his wife was an androgynous slime, yet they had a daughter together who had her father's love of cannons while having her mother's aim, and was currently working as a pirate. (Cannon dwarf also had a terrible life, but who cared about that?)
“Her name is Pia" Cannon Dwarf admitted. Failing to notice the trio sneaking away onto the next encounter while he stressed about his daughters wellbeing.