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2026-01-18
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2026-03-22
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What do you mean there are superheroes on tumblr????

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Summary:

What if there was tumblr in Prime Defenders universe?
What if William Wisp wasn't a reddit and twitter loser and became what he truly is deep inside - a tumblerina?
How would the tumblr users react to the fact that there is an actual hero on that hell site?
These are the questions we are here to answer.
So grab your vanilla extract and the shoelaces that you've stolen from the president, stop pissing on the poor and come and see some idiots with tumblr accounts.

Notes:

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
- for this fix to work and be readable you need to have the "Show Creators Style" on (its one of the buttons on the top of the fic)
- the work skin used here wasnt made by me but by phyripo whos no longer on ao3 but their very good tutorial is still here
- there are no icons for the tumblr asks because they simply refused to work with me and i am not very smart when it comes to coding so i cant fix it (seriously phyripo i owe you my life)
- this fic is a collaboration between emotionaloof and Pr1nc3y aka we've been making it on discord for months (maybe even a year at this point) - so this is inherently a silly little fic with very little character development

IMPORTANT USERNAMES so far:
two-wolves-fucking ---> William Wisp
notademonjustemo ---> Ashe Winters
everybody else ---> random tumblr users interacting with the idiots above

Chapter 1: Dude.... what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament????

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

two-wolves-fucking Current death count: 57 #most recent death: ripped in two hotdog style#was it my fault: yes 35,204 notes

two-wolves-fucking two-wolves-fucking two-wolves-fucking sorry for disappearing i fell off a cliff and died two-wolves-fucking i also became a superhero and died couple more times but thats less important Source: two-wolves-fucking #im also bisexual 30,769 notes

two-wolves-fucking two-wolves-fucking two-wolves-fucking note to self: getting ripped in two hurts random-tumblrblog hey op, what the FUCK does that mean???? two-wolves-fucking it means ouchie notademonjustemo sorry my bad two-wolves-fucking nah its fine dude two-wolves-fucking u got joker possessed Source: two-wolves-fucking #no hard feelings here#it was just one of those days#where you get ripped in half 3,204 notes

two-wolves-fucking randomtumblrina asked:What do you mean youre dead??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE A SUPERHERO???? god forbid people have hobbies #love that people on tumblr are more outraged that im a hero and not that im dead#a bisexual walking corpse is more acceptable than a superhero#which is more than fair ngl 1,003 notes

tumblr-hot-mantwo-wolves-fucking tumblr-hot-man asked: Which hero are you??? Are you even allowed to tell us??? two-wolves-fucking answered: the dead one tumblrrandomizer69 oh because we are just supposed to believe that theres a dead guy hero who just happens to be on tumblr like come on guys this is clearly a fake like that one guy who pretended to be harlem shade couple of years back two-wolves-fucking to everybodys disappointment i am in fact real tumblr-hot-man HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE FUCKING W ISP ERER??????? Source: two-wolves-fucking #wHAT THE FUCK#GDRSFHKJSDGFHKJGDHKJF#THIS IS BOTH AMAZING AND HORRBLE#wisperer#the dead superhero 505,204 notes

randomtumblrina randomtumblrina randomtumblrina Guys... the blog isnt new randomtumblrina GUYS I REPEAT: THE BLOG ISNT NEW ITS BEEN ACTIVE SINCE 2137 ITS BEEN MADE. S I X. Y E A R S. A G O. Source: randomtumblrina #WHAT#OH MY GOD WE HAVE A TUMBLR HERO#DO YOU GUYS THINK HE STOLE THE SHOELACES FROM THE PRIME FORCE???#wisperer#the dead superhero 4,503 notes

two-wolves-fuckingtwo-wolves-fucking tumblrrandomizer69 asked:WHY ARE YOU ON TUMBLR??????/? two-wolves-fucking answered: i dont know man why the fuck are any of us here two-wolves-fucking like mainly to be bisexual and sad ig? Source: two-wolves-fucking #'why are u on tumblr???' like man guess#its the bisexual urge to yearn for a man okay#let me live 2,204 notes

notademonjustemo two-wolves-fucking two-wolves-fucking tide said that i need to find a good way to let out my emotions that wont cause another world ending situation and also work on my communication skills so ig im gonna talk about stuff here two-wolves-fucking whats a secret i can share two-wolves-fucking i carnally yearn for my best friend notademonjustemo okay and when are you going to share the secret notademonjustemo like you're just stating the obvious here two-wolves-fucking rude notademonjustemo its not rude it's the truth and everybody including the blind community can see it two-wolves-fucking this is bullying im being bullied on tumblr dot com notademonjustemo what can i say cyberbullying is my passion Source: two-wolves-fucking #like will my dad asked me when are you finally going to do smth about your crush#my dad#you reached such levels of pathetic bisexual that even mark can see it 1,204 notes

two-wolves-fucking randomtumblrina two-wolves-fucking his oblivious swag blinding smile and stupid blue eyes have enraptured me two-wolves-fucking nevermind he just ate a rat jfc notademonjustemo you still want to kiss that mouth two-wolves-fucking i just wish hed eat me like that randomtumblrina HELLO????? two-wolves-fucking hi welcome to rustys how can i help you Source: two-wolves-fucking 13,689 notes

two-wolves-fuckingnotademonjustemo two-wolves-fucking god hes so stupid and pretty im gonna hit him with a car notademonjustemo don't hit Vyncent with a car two-wolves-fucking no ashe i have to Source: two-wolves-fucking 4,601 notes

notademonjustemotumblr-hot-man tumblr-hot-man asked: Have you ever committed vehicular manslaughter??? two-wolves-fucking answered: not a vehicular one notademonjustemo but he did try two-wolves-fucking vyncent cant get killed by a car hes immune tumblr-hot-man How is he immune??? notademonjustemo Will hit him with a car so many times until he learned how to dodge properly tumblrrandomizer69 that has to be illegal notademonjustemo probably but Vyncent never really minded so he never sued him for it two-wolves-fucking he likes it actually tumblr-hot-man How???????????? notademonjustemo brain damage probably Source: two-wolves-fucking 10,332 notes

Notes:

just our silly little au we made for funnies
follow us on tumblr!!
emotionaloof & Pr1nc3y
art in this fic is made by Loof - you can find full versions on the tumblr
once again thanks phyripo for a tumblr posts work skin tutorial
see ya!