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nsfw abcs dandys world edition yayayaya

Summary:

HEYY this is more of a fun side-thing i saw a while ago and wanted to try myself

i AM taking requests (with the exception of women as i prefer not to write nsfw of them, i'm so sorry if you wanted to suggest anyone!)
also no flyte because i hate him #noshade
disclaimer: these are my personal headcanons! u may not agree with some but i hope you're able to at least enjoy how i percieve them ^^ some things may be subject to change!

list of characters included so far:
goob, shrimpo, soulvester, finn, glisten

soon to come (check this list to see if a toon you want to request is here or not!):
astro, sprout, looey, blot, dyle, boxten, rudie, rodger, razzle & dazzle, dandy

Chapter 1: goob

Notes:

and theres gold in my mouth we make magiccccc

[song that reminds me of goob <3]

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

cuddles and kisses. a lot of them. he’s usually the one who decides when cuddles end – not that you mind. his fur is warm and fluffy, and the slow rise and fall of his chest is almost enough to lull you into sleep.

 

for after the cuddles—or the next morning, if you two fall asleep—he’ll do his best to wash you off. his hands are a little clumsy, but the praises he gives you are more than enough to make up for it.

 

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

if he had to pick just one… your waist. for giving hugs, of course!

 

for him, it’s definitely his hands, whether he realizes it or not. for pretty much the same reason as above.

 

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he has a lot to get out, which means his orgasm is usually on the longer side. the longest it’ll take if he’s really pent up is around 30-40 seconds. comes out in slow, thick spurts.

 

he prefers releasing in your mouth, since otherwise it’ll be a bit of a mess to clean up. better hope you’re on an empty stomach before giving him head.

 

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

one time, you were trying to give him a love bite, but did it a little too hard on accident, and blood started coming out. you were gonna apologize, but you saw his face was redder than usual.

 

when you started licking up the blood, he was hard immediately. you decided not to pressure him about it, but you definitely kept it in mind…

 

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

close to none? he’s probably kissed at least once before, but sex? likely not. he fears scraps’ reaction if she found out…

 

regardless, he’s amazing at physical intimacy, since he’s already had much practice with cuddling and hugging.

 

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

he doesn’t really understand the concept of positions, or why distinguishing them is necessary… as long as the two of you are close, he’s fine with it!

 

he prefers being able to see your face, though. so even if he’s behind you, he’ll rest his chin on your shoulder to be able to see you. he wants to make sure you’re having a good time.

 

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

surprisingly… not much at all. with the first kiss—or however you two start—he’ll maybe giggle a little or talk about how silly all of this is. maybe even some small talk. but the second he starts to get going? you’d be lucky to make him crack a smile.

 

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

covered in it, obviously. lots of fluff on his neck, chest and shoulders, but his arms have none. (more on his arms later…)

 

pubic wise, his ass has close to none, but his front is completely untamed. doesn’t know how to trim it, but doesn’t particularly care. he likes the feeling of your hands running across his stomach and over his happy trail anyway.

 

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

depends on the type of sex you two are having.

 

if you’re being gentle with him, he’ll shower you in affection. his hands’ll be all over you, and there won’t be a single part of you unkissed.

 

if you’re being rougher, good luck on getting any of that. he’ll be too busy begging for more. of course, during aftercare, he’ll get lovey-dovey regardless.

 

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

possible, but only when he’s really down bad. most of the time, he prefers to have you help.

 

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

enjoys… minimal petplay? he likes being collared, along with ample amounts of head patting and being called a good boy. thinks it’s a bit embarrassing, but the second a choker is on his neck… oh boy. he’s folding instantly.

 

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

usually the two of you just do it in bed, but secretly, he really wishes you’d take him somewhere a little run-down and public. like a restroom at a restaurant. it makes him feel dirty, and the excitement of getting caught turns him on.

 

he realizes that it realistically isn’t the most ideal situation, but if the two of you are out somewhere and you give him the look, he’ll have a difficult time resisting.

 

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

the sounds you make, for sure. if you’re moaning, it means he’s doing something right. he also just likes the way you sound.

 

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

honestly? not much. just don’t get too weird and it should be fine.

 

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

a sucker for both giving and receiving.

 

if giving, expect him to be sloppy with it. drool will likely be pooling.

 

if receiving, he just can’t get enough of it. loves how tight your mouth feels around him. can’t help but buck his hips.

 

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

complete animal. will start off slow, but picks up quickly. the roughness and speed of his thrusting will definitely leave bruises all over you the next day. if you tell him to go slower, he’ll comply, but he’ll be aching and whimpering and begging a lot more.

 

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

prefers to savor you, but sometimes he can’t help himself and accidentally indulges too much, which makes him finish earlier than he would’ve wanted.

 

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

very much open to experimenting! trying new things can’t hurt. if it’s something dangerous, he’ll hesitate. he does like pain, though, at least in minimal amounts.

 

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

if he’s topping, only 1. it takes too much energy and he usually doesn’t last long when he’s inside you. he prefers humping over anal because of this.

 

if he’s bottoming? however long until you want to stop. even when he’s out of breath, he’ll keep asking for more.

 

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

funnily enough, he didn’t even know toys existed for a while? still doesn’t exactly understand their purpose and thinks they’re too silly to take seriously. especially the vibrantly colored ones.

 

he does really like bondage, surprisingly. ropes and handcuffs drive him mad. he prefers not to do it on you, though. he’d feel bad.

 

he also likes being dressed up… take that as you will.

 

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

not at all. again, he’d feel bad. he wants you to feel as good as possible.

 

for him…? he could get edged until the end of time. he’ll be a moaning mess if you go for long enough.

 

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

very loud. lots of whimpering and begging. he usually covers his mouth when he starts to get too loud, but prefers when you cover it for him.

 

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

i’ve got a few…

 

drools a lot when he starts getting close. by the time you two are done, there will either be drool on the pillow or directly on you.

 

returning to the topic of his arms, i headcanon them to be more robotic instead of stringy? though they’re made of metal, i assume they’re warm like the rest of his body. his hands are fur, though.

 

purrs. specifically after the deed or when you give him head scratches. you always thought it was strange, since he’s not a cat.

 

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

insanely big. i’m not sure of exact measurements, but let’s just say… it makes anal difficult.

 

oh yeah, and he’s probably uncut. idgaf

 

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

not very high, but he can get in the mood at pretty much any time. typically you’ll have to be the one to initiate, unless he’s gotten himself too pent-up for too long.

 

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

depends on the time.

 

if it’s night, he’ll have to try his hardest not to pass out, unless you two are in bed. if he does, you’ll be forced to sleep with him too, since there’s no way you’ll be able to get out of the grip he’ll have on you.

 

if it’s day, he’ll have no problem getting himself back in shape. sometimes you’re shocked at how quickly he can recover.

Notes:

ty for reading! next is shrimpo because i.. love...... him................ after him i'll get to requests!