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there is no escaping the power shrimp duo

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[4:20 PM] duckfacemaster -3-: 420 BLAZE IT

[4:21 PM] not ema yuzuru: ffs

 

or, the world trigger textfic i decided the world needed

-hey so i've just come back upon this fic, but i'm going to end it for now. if i get any cool ideas then i'll add a new chapter, but for now its gonna stay as is

Chapter 1: i just wanted to sleep but noooo

Chapter Text

[3:03 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: anyone on?

[3:03 AM] smol shun: hey :>

[3:03 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: hey (:

[3:04 AM] Ossamu: its three in the morning i just want to sleep why are you two doing this to me

[3:05 AM] elite agent:  it's bc they're the power shrimp duo my dear kouhai

[3:05 AM] Ossamu: not you too

[3:06 AM] elite agent: i knew you'd say that

[3:07 AM] smol shun: (his side effect told him so)

[3:07 AM] not ema yuzuru: ffs

not ema yuzuru has left the chat

duckfacemaster -3- has added not ema yuzuru to the chat

[3:09 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: no escape

[3:10 AM] smol shun: from this hellhole

[3:10 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: we go down u go down w/ us

[3:10 AM] no.1 slicemaster: its three in the fucking morning im blocking all of u

[3:11 AM] elite agent: nooooo kei dont leave me

[3:11 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: ur being a bad boyfriend tachikawa-san

[3:12 AM] smol shun: be nice to jin-san!!! >:V

[3:13 AM] elite agent: the kouhai have spoken

[3:13 AM] no.1 slicemaster: ffs

no.1 slicemaster has left the chat

smol shun has added no.1 slicemaster to the chat

[3:14 AM] not ema yuzuru: it doesnt work ive tried already

[3:14 AM] elite agent: there is no escaping the power shrimp duo

[3:15 AM] no.1 slicemaster: dammit

[3:15 AM] strawberry konami: the next person who wakes me up at 3 in the morning will have bad things happen to their soul

 

[3:20 AM] strawberry konami: good

 

[4:00 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: its four now

[4:00 AM] not ema yuzuru: I S2G I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP

[4:01] duckfacemaster -3-:  i dont sleep

[4:01 AM] torimaru: just bc u dont sleep doesnt mean the rest of us dont either now be quiet and let us sleep

[4:01 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: how do u explain shun then

[4:02 AM] no.1 slicemaster: yeah right theres no way he’d be awake rn

[4:03 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: shun u there

[4:03 AM] smol shun: hoiii :>

[4:04 AM] no.1 slicemaster: god fucking dammit

[4:04 AM] smol shun: we’re not the power shrimp duo for nothing tachikawa-san (^▽^)

[4:05 AM] Ossamu: ....i just want to sleep please guys

[4:06 AM] elite agent: dont worry they’ll quiet down in a few minutes

[4:07 AM] smol shun: (his side effect tells him so)

 

[7:31 AM] trion monster: whoa i missed so much last night!

[7:31 AM] smol shun: shhh morning chika-chan everyone except for me and yuma are sleeping

[7:32 AM] duckfacemaster -3-: apparently we kept them from sleeping or some bs

[7:33 AM] smol shun: all lies to tarnish the rep of the power shrimp duo >:V

[7:34 AM] duckfacemaster-3-: y would they spread such lies about us???

[7:34 AM] trion monster: well gee i wonder why

[7:34 AM] smol shun: so do we as a matter of fact

 

 edit: i changed jin's username bc his old one was too long and complicated