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Watson, John
John Watson
That John Watson!
That John Watson!
I do not want that John Watson!
Do you want
to get it on?
I do not want to, John Watson.
I do not want
to get it on.
Would you want to
here or there?
I would not want to
here or there.
I would not want to anywhere.
I do not want
to get it on.
I do not want to, John Watson.
Would you want to on the floor?
Would you want to at the door?
I do not want to
on the floor.
I do not want to
at the door.
I do not want to
here or there.
I do not want to
anywhere.
I do not want
to get it on.
I do not want to,
John Watson.
Would you try it
on a train?
Would you try it
in the rain?
Not on a train.
Not in the rain.
Not on the floor.
Not at the door.
I would not try it
here or there.
I would not try it anywhere.
I would not try to get it on.
I do not want to, John Watson.
Would you? Could you? On a roof?
Try me! Try me! Get the proof.
I would not, could not, on a roof.
You may want to. You will see.
You may want to on a spree!
I would not, could not on a spree.
Not on a roof! You let me be.
I do not want to on a train.
I do not want to in the rain.
I do not want to on the floor.
I do not want to at the door.
I do not want to here or there.
I do not want to anywhere.
I do not want to get it on.
I do not want to, John Watson.
A cab! A cab!
A cab! A cab!
Could you, would you,
In a cab?
Not in a cab! Not on a spree!
Not on a roof! John! Let me be!
I would not, could not, on a train.
I could not, would not, in the rain.
I will not try it at the door.
I will not try it on the floor.
I will not try it here or there.
I will not try it anywhere.
I do not want to get it on.
I do not want to, John Watson.
Say! At the Yard?
Here at the Yard!
Would you, could you,
at the Yard?
I would not, could not, at the Yard.
Would you, could you, in the lab?
I would not, could not, in the lab.
Not at the Yard. Not in a cab.
Not on a roof. Not on a spree.
I do not want to, John, you see.
Not on the floor. Not on a train.
Not at the door. Not in the rain.
I will not try it here or there.
I do not want to anywhere!
You do not want
to get it on?
I do not want to,
John Watson.
Could you, would you,
with a gun?
I would not, could not,
with a gun!
Would you, could you,
on the run?
I could not, would not,
on the run.
I will not, will not,
with a gun.
I will not try it in the lab.
I will not try it in a cab.
Not at the Yard! Not on a spree!
Not on a roof! You let me be!
I do not want to on a train.
I do not want to in the rain.
I will not try it on the floor.
I do not want to at the door.
I do not want to here or there.
I do not want to ANYWHERE!
I do not want to get it on!
I do not want to, John Watson.
You do not want to. So you say.
Try it! Try it! And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
John! If you will let me be,
I will try it. You will see.
Say! I want to get it on!
I do! I want to, John Watson!
And I would try it on the run.
And I would try it with a gun...
And I will try it in the lab.
And at the Yard. And in a cab.
And on a roof. And on a spree.
It is so good, so good, you see!
So we must do it on a train.
And we must do it in the rain.
And we must do it on the floor.
And we must do it at the door.
And we must do it here and there.
Say! We must do it EVERYWHERE!
I do so want
to get it on!
Thank you!
Thank you, John Watson!