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Emme was sleeping in her bedroom. Very recently, she's been having dreams of Doritos, Weed, Snoop Dog, Mountain Dew, airhorns, illuminatis, noscopes, and other MLG stuff.
Eventually, Emme woke up. Now she's having a surge of MLG energy. Since her deceased father has a gun storage, she discreetly went there and grabbed a huge rifle. Despite her small frame she could hold it.
Now she left the house and went outside. People screamed. "MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emme yelled as she fired her rifle at any human being. Blood splashed everywhere. Suddenly a stupid man spoke up. "I'm calling the cops on you-" But as he spoke, Emme just aimed the rifle at him, and the phone he was about to pull out shattered.
Emme pulled out some weed and began smoking, her eyes reddening. Even as police cars pulled up, they were shattered into pieces and police officers died. Wait why is the AMMO not running out? Turns out the rifle has infinite AMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With this advantage Emme began firing the gun at many people. Once an entire Bloodbath happened... wait Bloodbath?
Bloodbath-tan, the Extreme Demon from Geometry Dash appeared. "The narrator mentioned me." She mentioned nonchalantly. Without a care in the world, Emme fired the rifle at the demon girl but she dodged. "Do better m8." Bloodbath smiled. "I don't even play geometry dash..." Emme panicked, realizing she barely made it through Stereo Madness. Oh no.
"Now beat bloodbath or i'll beat you until your blood covers me." Bloodbath threatened. A PC that can only run Bloodbath appeared on Emme's hands. Emme began furiously playing, but dying too many times due to lack of experience. I can relate, i can't get past the ship part. Bloodbath made hateful comments.
"No this is not fair!!!" The girl raged. But then the MLG gods saved her and she successfully beat Bloodbath. "Uhh..." Bloodbath-tan's eyes widened. "Please i have half-sisters and a crush!" Tears formed in her black eyes. But Emme shot at Bloodbath and the demon girl died. Emme laughed and since there were no more people, she moved elsewhere.
Emme found a cool Ferrari. So cool she hijacked it and drove to hit many schoolchildren going to school and innocent old ladies who couldn't walk properly. She found a pack of cigarettes and weed in the car! She grabbed a cigarette and smoked weed until her eyes turned red. "GET REKT ALL YOU IDI0TS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emme yelled while blasting "My hope will never die" out loud. Even the police that were gonna arrest her were hit by the car.
So many passerbies were crying, recording and screaming and pissing pants in fear. Emme parked the car nearby a convenience store and went to shoplift Mountain Dew and Doritos. She noscoped the cashier and the security guards!!! "GET NOSCOPED M8" She pulled two middle fingers and went to her Ferrari. Now sirens were heard and red and blue lights were flashing.
Emme felt sleepy, but as a remedy she smoked more weed, ate Doritos and Mountain Dew. Now she's high. She discarded the Ferrari and noscoped many people, including her old school bully, her former strict teachers, the idiot woman who rejected her job interview and publicly humiliated her. Police surrounded the area and SHE SHOT EVERYONE!!!! Since Emme was high, she hallucinated the sky was rainbow and airhorns played. "NOOBS" she chanted repeatedly.
Everyone was so scared now. A final plan, she killed the politicians and the president!!!!!!!! Now she launched nukes everywhere! So many countries were destroyed as a result. All sites that were not related to MLG were shut down and everyone now has to eat Doritos and drink mountain dew and murder and smoking weed has became legalized.
"My biggest dream ever." Emme grinned. Now every n00b was killed. Lol.