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Yoongi quickly goes to get his sugary drink when his name is called. The barista smiles at him and wishes him a good day.
It’s not really a good day though.
Or maybe it is.
It depends of how you see it and Yoongi is not seen it right now, maybe later.
Prior his craving for something with lots of sugar on it, Yoongi was promptly informed by his doctor after his regular checkup that he is pregnant, to which he laughed, then the doctor took him to get an ultrasound and he is approximately 11 weeks pregnant and to that, instead of the previous laugh, Yoongi cried.
Now, half an hour later he has his drink in hand and is a really nice day outside so he decides to walk, the place where he is going is not that far anyway.
He buys an Oreo bubble tea in the shop across the building. He needs more sugar. At the door of the studio he meets Jeongguk, raising idol star and waves at him following the known hallways, he reaches the door he’s looking for and doesn’t bother to knock.
Inside the record booth he finds Donghyuk talking animatedly with Namjoon and Jimin. The three men shut, Namjoon standing up quickly. “Hey!”
“Donghyuk!” Yoongi waves with a smile, “Chimchim!”
He keeps smiling and since the trio already know him, they’re positive that something is really wrong or something is about to explode because Yoongi only smiles like that when he is about three seconds away to neuter you. Namjoon gets the feeling the thing involves him only.
“It's illegal but I’d like to kill you” Yoongi says cheerfully.
“…I have some things to do” Donghyuk excuses himself and leaves the room. Jimin, on his part, just mumbles something and scampers as well.
Namjoon sighs, “So what did I do, Yoongz?”
“It’s Min Yoongi for you!”
“What did I do, Yoongi?”
“It doesn’t matter. All you need to know is that I don’t want you near me ever again.”
“Right”
Yoongi glares harder before turning around to leave, “I mean it.”
Namjoon holds his hands up, “Okay. You’re the boss”
It’s only a week later when Yoongi is deciding between pizza and chicken for his second dinner when his doorbell rings, he checks the clock and just like he thought, it’s past eleven pm, who the fuck could possibly be?
He opens the door without checking ready to yell at the idiot when he is met with silver disheveled hair, a serious expression despite being panting. Kim Namjoon is at his door.
“What the hell are you doing here?” Yoongi crosses his arms over his chest, “I thought I made myself clear when I told you to stay away–”
“You’re pregnant?”
“Of course not! Get out!”
“Yoongi!”
“I told you to not come near me!”
“Answer me!”
“I’m not, go away!”
“I swear Yoongi I–”
Yoongi decides it’s enough when his nosy neighbor from the apartment down the hall sticks her head out to see them, so he pushes Namjoon and tries to close the door –Yoongi tries.
Namjoon is stronger than him of course, so Yoongi ends up stumbling backwards, Namjoon closes the door once inside to Yoongi’s utter displease.
"So what if I’m pregnant? It’s not your problem!"
Namjoon narrows his eyes, "Were you sleeping with someone else?"
Yoongi’s pretty little bear shaped lamp besides the couch finds its way towards Namjoon's head. He avoids the concussion for about four centimeters to the left. "Damn it Yoongi!'
"Get out!"
"No. Let’s talk”
"Talk about what?"
"The fucking weather! Of course about the fact that you're possibly preg– put that glass ball down, Yoongi!” he sighs, “The fact you are pregnant...with my baby."
"It’s not yours, is mine. Get out!"
"Ours" Yoongi rolls his eyes annoyed, "Let’s sit" Namjoon says calmly "How far long are you?"
"....A few weeks"
"So you went to the doctor already. Do you need any prescription?" Namjoon has heard his aunt talking about supplements when she was pregnant.
"What are you doing?'
"I’m getting involve in my baby’s development, not that you're letting it easy for me"
Yoongi scoffs and tilts his head, he sees his bag and reaches for it, he takes some papers out and hands the recipe to Namjoon. "I need that."
"Okay. I’ll get them for you, anything else?"
Yoongi cocks up an eyebrow. "Well–" If Namjoon’s feeling generous "I need a crib, clothes & shoes, toys, baby food, diapers..." Namjoon chuckles leaning back. "Hey! I’m carrying him. I’m already giving him shelter and food while he changes my body weight."
"Sorry" Namjoon says quickly. Yoongi hums and crosses his arms above his chest. "Yoongi"
"What?"
"We...we need to arrange other things"
"Like what?" Yoongi is going to have and love his baby with all his heart while Namjoon pays the bills. Easy.
(Yoongi honestly doesn’t see in Namjoon anything close to father material, he has only seen him serious when is about his music, nothing more, he's too carefree and don’t let him start with the pig nest apartment where Namjoon resides. Ew)
"Once he or she is born..."
"What about that?"
"I mean, where is he or she going to live? Like where a-"
"Don’t be stupid Namjoon, is my baby of fucking course he is going to live with me."
"What I’m trying to say–" Damn, is easier to write a song than to talk with actual people and even harder with Min Yoongi, "Don’t we suppose to live together since we are having a baby?"
Yoongi has the peace of mind to laugh, laugh so hard because Namjoon is talking stupidities. "Are you serious? Namjoon, it’s not like we are in love or anything, we were just fuck buddies" he shifts on his seat.
Namjoon thinks that yes, they were fuck buddies, for over a year. That's a long time, right? Feelings can be developed.
Namjoon is so screwed.
"This is like a new era way apart from those old fashioned traditions" he pauses "We are having a baby, that's it. You can do whatever you want. I wasn’t serious before, I can afford–"
"Okay" Namjoon refuses to acknowledge that little nagging voice in his head.
"What?"
"So like, we are having a baby I'll help you with all the expenses. No big deal"
Yoongi hums.
No big deal - Namjoon repeats in his head.
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"Yoongi needs ramen from the Japanese family restaurant close to his apartment" is what Namjoon replays to Donghyuk when he asks him where he is going at 10pm hurriedly.
"Doesn’t he can buy it for himself?"
Namjoon looks back at his friend from the studio door with an almost horrified expression "Of course not. He is four months pregnant" and Namjoon says it like if Donghyuk is this huge idiot for not figured it out. He leaves.
Donghyuk blinks.
And blinks again.
And it clicks.
"Pregnant!"
The walls are soundproof but the guys next door hear him faintly.
"You didn’t have to" Yoongi takes the food and Namjoon shakes his head.
"No problem."
Apparently Yoongi’s days of a constant fuck you Kim Namjoon every time he puked and oh my god why is so hot, why is so cold, my feet hurt, I’m losing my waist because of you stupid Namjoon, and so… those days are not over yet but Yoongi isn’t throwing things at him anymore or puking which is an improvement.
"How was today?"
Yoongi shrugs "Fine, I guess." He takes a mouthful, "Boss said I can take my little parenthood vacation since next month, He'll find someone to cover for me."
"Oh"
Namjoon nods and sits beside him, "Yoongi" he takes a deep breath, "I think we should move in together" The way Yoongi looks up from his ramen to him makes Namjoon guess he is going to laugh and then say no, are you insane? "It’ll be better! For the baby. And you. Let’s be real Yoongi, you can’t be here on your own. All your family is on Daegu. What if something happens and you can ask for help if you need it. What if there's a black out and your cell phone is dead and you're going to have the baby and you can't move and-"
"Oh my god Namjoon!"
"Sorry. It’s just that-"
"I get it. I- let me think, okay?"
"Okay"
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Yoongi has friends that he can ask for help since almost all of them had already offered it if he needs them but he doesn’t want to impose in their lives and the right choice would definitely be Namjoon, he is the baby's father after all. But Yoongi doesn’t want to impose himself to him either, even if Namjoon is a huge idiot he’s still very helpful every time Yoongi needs something and he even cleaned all the garbage in his apartment sending him pictures of the green carpet finally at sight.
Yoongi calls him one Tuesday close to noon, "Okay" he says once Namjoon is sitting across him on the couch.
"Okay what, Yoongi?"
"We should move in together" Yoongi sees how Namjoon's eyes suddenly spark with delight which shouldn't make him feel weird inside but it does and he just hope is the baby playing with his stomach or something. "But not your apartment."
"What? Why?"
"Because we're having a baby. How can he or she grow up in a building apartment?" Namjoon wants to say something but Yoongi lifts his hand, "I think a house would be better" Yoongi has his own money saved, his parents already told him they would help him with anything for their grandchild and Yoongi knows perfectly how much of a chaebol Namjoon is despite not showing it.
"Well I guess you're right" he leans back, "Okay, I'll get us a house." Yoongi is the one who wants to speak now but Namjoon lifts his hand, "Let me handle it, okay?"
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Yoongi knows he should have not let stupid Namjoon handle it.
"I said a house, Kim Namjoon" he motions around with both hands, "A house for our baby, me and you to live in. This place looks built for a serial killer or crazy scientist billionaire. It's too big, the walls are too dark, the staircase doesn't seem trusting and is not carpeted. I don't like it."
Namjoon sighs holding a chuckle, "And the previous to this one was too small aka our baby wouldn't even be able to stretch his tiny legs. Your words not mine" he walks towards the door, Yoongi following him. "Don't worry we still got 5 more to go. All here in Gangnam, except the one in Myeongdong."
The third house smells awful –in Yoongi's opinion, which is absolute.
The fourth house is weird, and Yoongi hates the structure system –Namjoon asks him since when he knows about construction system to which Yoongi glares at him hardcore.
The fifth house though, has Yoongi walking around with a pensive look. Namjoon lets his hopes go up a bit.
"It looks fine."
"Yeah, I don't think is too big or too small" Namjoon comments with caution, "All the walls are white and is fully carpeted. Not second floor so don't worry about stairs and it has a bit of Japanese style so– well, I don't know what you think about this structure system" he says the last part more to himself.
Yoongi just hums and keeps checking all the rooms. It does have some of the Japanese style. The floors are wooden under the fluffy light baby blue carpet. The doors slide to one side with and easy lock, there's not backyard but a beautiful big garden in the center. A lot of natural light can easily enter the place and the neighborhood seems fine. He can easily picture his baby taking tiny steps around –which is cute.
"I could consider."
Namjoon hums, "Let's go for the last then. If not there are still other properties we could check."
The sixth house has an awful porch, Yoongi doesn't even want to go inside. It does look fine truthfully but Yoongi catches a sight of the people living across and refuses to let his child live in front of hippies. "What if they get naked and start dancing in the front yard. Ew"
Namjoon looks for a couple more houses but Yoongi has already decided for the fifth one they saw. Namjoon likes that one too, he personally chose all the properties they went taking in consideration his own taste and both of their priorities begging the heavens for Yoongi to be a little rational. It's good at the end. They each pay half of it and move in two weeks later just as Yoongi reaches his fifth month.
Namjoon goes with him to his next doctor's appointment, the new house only decorated with big boxes and furniture under blankets.
"We can check for the gender this time if you want?" the doctor asks smiling. Yoongi nods and turns to Namjoon, the taller gets caught for a moment but mumbles a yes.
Yoongi takes a deep breath just before the woman finally speaks after looking in the monitor and turning it to them. "Here's your baby"
Namjoon sees a tiny body in a dark yellow color and reality of the fact they're having this little human coming their way in less than four months crashes into him. It's not bad though. It's scary because this little thing is going to depend fully on them for many years. "It's a–?"
"It's a boy"
"Fuck" Yoongi breaths out. Namjoon pats him on the shoulder.
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Yoongi sighs and pulls out the blankets from the box walking into the bed and collapsing face up. "I'm so tired" Namjoon comes seconds later, lying down next to him. "Why are you doing? I'm going to sleep"
"Yeah, me too"
"This is my bed, Namjoon"
"Are you gonna be a prude by this point? You're already pregnant with our baby" he turns on his side, resting his head on his hand looking down at Yoongi. "Besides, you love cuddling"
"That's not true"
"Oh it is" Namjoon knows a lot of details about Yoongi and he's not letting pass the opportunity of sleeping next to him.
Yoongi closes his eyes turning his back to the other, he does love cuddling. Stupid Namjoon.
Said stupid wraps one arm around him one minute later, Yoongi doesn't refuse.
By the next day Namjoon thinks he has waited long enough, "Let’s have a date" Yoongi glances at him and then back at the eggs he's peeling off for the salad while the meat fries, the kimchi rice is done. "Don't ignore me."
"I'm not. I'm just trying to figure out what the hell is happening, why are you saying that?"
Namjoon sighs, "You know pretty damn well that I really like you"
"Well, I like Jeongguk that doesn't mean I'm going to asks him out it–"
"I mean I like you as in I want you as my boyfriend kind of way, though this is a little like going backwards" he points at Yoongi's round belly, "I would have proposed but I'm guessing you're going to say no so I want to do it the right way"
Yoongi holds back a smile, "So you wanna woo me, Kim Namjoon?"
"Yeah, so just say yes"
Yoongi agrees to go in a date –the last time was like two years back before their fwb deal started– he thinks is cute how Namjoon tries his best to make him smile and feel comfortable despite his state. They go in a second, a third and by the time the fifth comes, Yoongi doesn't really want to walk or move in general so Namjoon gets creative inside the house.
Yoongi is already 27 weeks.
Yoongi loves Namjoon's attention directed only at him, he loves how Namjoon tries his best for him, how he pampers him without even had to ask, he loves how Namjoon makes him feel when one of his weird and recurrent mood swings comes by, he loves how Namjoon looks at him, how his eyes on him makes him feel, how his voice soothes his head and his big hands touch his skin. Yoongi realizes also how much of those things he thought he hated about Namjoon aren't even important, or he just doesn’t mind them anymore.
Yoongi realizes he is all fucked up when he is aware of all the things he loves about Namjoon.
Yoongi also loves kissing, at least he loves kissing Namjoon. And Namjoon doesn't mind when he waddles his way to plant his butt in his lap looking to be pampered or just looking for a nice spot to rest for a while.
"Namjoon?"
"Yes?" He is running his fingers slowly through Yoongi's soft locks watching one of those Nat Geo Wild shows of nature.
"Let’s have sex."
Namjoon thinks he has heard wrongly, "What?"
"Let’s have sex."
"...Seriously, what?"
Yoongi rolls his eyes and elbows him in the ribs, turning around. "C'mon! I'm horny! I can't take it anymore."
Namjoon blinks, and blinks. Surely they have had talked about them and their relationship but even if his hands get sneaky when they're making out or just cuddling against each other he hasn't really thought about having sex. Sweaty, needy and hot sex. "B– But–"
Yoongi moves to sit beside him on the sofa, one leg bend over the cushion where he's turned to him, "I wanna have sex. I want your dick in me. Now."
That there is an order, Namjoon knows, and even if Yoongi is saying those filthy things, he can't help but think how cute he looks, how even more gorgeous he's been looking in general for the past months. Maybe is that glow people talk about when someone is pregnant "The baby–"
"It’s okay. As long as we don't get too creative it’s all good, I even asked the doctor"
Namjoon isn't against the idea at all –he's just scared of maybe hurting their baby.
"Namjoon please. You supposed to be my boyfriend and I'm horny. Fuck me."
"Are...you sure?"
"Now I have to convince you? Oh my god."
When Namjoon sees him standing, which takes him a lot of effort –Namjoon helping him, actually– he hurries, making him stop both hands holding his arms. "There's nothing I want more right now that to have you in my arms, really"
"Doesn't seem like it"
"Sorry"
Namjoon figures out that there are only two positions Yoongi would be comfortable with so first, after a lot of kissing and discarding of clothing he moves Yoongi to sit on his lap, fingers curled already inside him. Yoongi moans and whines head down and hands splayed on Namjoon's chest, of course telling him to hurry but praising his skillful fingers.
When Yoongi has sank down on his dick, Namjoon is still a bit nervous about the baby but soon his mind drift into Yoongi's pleased expression and his cute nipples that are a lot more sensitive right now, so Namjoon pinches them softly. Yoongi looks down with hooded eyes.
Yoongi has a slow but steady pace bouncing on top of him, scratching his skin –Namjoon knows by this point he loves it– The tight heat around his cock is just so damn good that Namjoon starts thrusting up, rewarded with more pleasure and his name escaping swollen pink lips.
It’s not much later when Yoongi finds himself on his back, enjoying the strong but slow pace and the hands running up and down his legs, "You're so perfect, babe" Namjoon mutters leaning down, careful with his round belly, to kiss Yoongi again.
"Namjoon..." Yoongi feels like the sensation growing up inside him is just going to make him burst as well, "Namjoon" he keeps repeating and Namjoon is still there.
"Right here, Yoongz"
~|♥|~
Yoongi gets admitted into the clinic when he is past 33 weeks. His doctor wants to keep a close eye on him since is his first time having a baby and is a little more delicate in men than in women.
"Oh my God, Namjoon"
"What? What?" Namjoon has been dozing off a bit but is startled by Yoongi's sudden words.
"We're such a bad parents" he even looks about to cry.
"What are you saying?"
"We haven't named our baby yet!" he looks back at him, glassy eyes, "He's going to come any moment and we–"
"Okay. Calm down. We still got time" he leaves the chair and sits on the bed. "We can think on a name"
They try, they say their choosing to each other yet no name seems good enough.
"It's getting late" he drops a kiss on his forehead, "Go sleep, baby" Yoongi pouts but does as he is said. "We'll continue tomorrow"
"Yeah, getting your baby a name could be hard" Jimin hums. He's been staying with Yoongi since morning, Namjoon having to run some errands. "Jeonggukie could help you too, I told him to come with lunch. He'll be here soon"
"My baby is going to be here soon too and he doesn't have a name yet. I can't call him baby"
"Calm down, hyung"
Jeongguk comes with lunch and feels ambushed when asked for possible baby’s names. He calls Namjoon seven times after.
Yoongi goes into labor one week after.
Namjoon walks around the waiting room, anxiety crawling up his body. He feels relieved like never before when one of the nurses comes out and tells him everything is going fine and that he'll see his baby soon.
He waits another half an hour until one nurse leads him to where the baby is. Namjoon's breath leaves his lungs when he is met with this tiny, really tiny, bundle in a soft purple blanket, even tinier hands moving without proper coordination, feet under the fabric as well. He coos and the baby reactions to the noise, his eyes looking for it. Namjoon waves and brings one hand closer, the infant clenching onto it. "Damn... Hello Taehyung"
Kim Taehyung. That's his baby's name. He just came up with it the day before and seeing him now he knows is the right one. And he knows Yoongi will love it.
He is allowed to see Yoongi later and comes into the room once the anesthesia wears off with their child in his arms. "He was so eager to meet us"
Yoongi makes grabby hands and Namjoon carefully passes the baby, "He's so perfect"
"Yep, our Taehyungie is"
"Taehyung?"
"You like it, right?"
"...Yeah"
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01:00 am. Their baby is a blessing but reality is what it is, and baby TaeTae loves to wake up just when they fall into sleep to be feed –again. And again.
"He's a growing human" Yoongi says pushing Namjoon out of the bed, "It's your turn"
Namjoon pats his own cheeks and walks towards the crib, picking the baby up. "Hello. Again. Your bottle, I know. No need to cry so much" he pats his back gently, "You can just say milk and appa is going to understand"
The baby hiccups and sniffs, but Namjoon sees no traces of tears in his eyes. "Your barely 3 months old and already know how to get your way. Should I start worrying?" he pulls one bottle out off the bottom of fridge.
"I'm going to sit here and give you your meal number 1075 of the day. I don't know anymore. Feel free to hit me in the face if I fall asleep"
The baby tilts his bead and eagerly opens his mouth to drink. His appa took too long to get out of bed to give it to him. He'll have to cry harder.
Namjoon doesn't fall asleep on his baby –he wouldn't– and half an hour later goes back to the room with Taehyung already spreading his cute saliva all over his bare shoulder but thankfully sleeping.
Yoongi cuddles against his chest when he lays down, "You're awesome" he mumbles, eyes closed.
"Thanks. I try my best" Namjoon kisses his forehead with a final prayer for their son to sleep at least till morning.
Jung Hoseok is this little pretty two years old that loves to explore his neighbor's houses as soon as he sees an open door and his mother isn't fast enough to catch him. That's how he ends up inside the Kim&Min Household waving at Yoongi whose looking down at him from the kitchen while he walks towards Taehyung on his bed of pillows "Hello baby" he coos crunching down and smiling wide at the baby laying belly up, "Cute, cute" Taehyung's eyes him without letting go of his pink pacifier recently woken up from his nap.
Yoongi approaches them and offers the kid a juice box, "Are you lost? Please tell me you're not a ghost cuz I love this house and you just came out of nowhere."
Before Hoseok can process what he is being said and introduce himself like he always does first, his mother and the tall guy he has seen before in this house come inside, Hoseok's mother apologizing to Yoongi as well in behalf of his adventurous child.
After Taehyung has his first birthday, Namjoon and Yoongi don't mind that Hoseok keeps breaking in their house a bunch of times after the first one to entertain their son never failing in making him laugh. Taehyung is a very eager child when it comes to play.
~|♥|~
Yoongi waves Namjoon off and picks up Hoseok that has fallen asleep on one of the loveseats, "I'll take him, and you take Taehyung to his crib"
Namjoon lifts his son and as soon as Taehyung's head touches his shoulder, his big eyes open up. "Appa"
Namjoon curses as low as he can. "Now your daddy is going to blame me for waking you up"
"'M hunry"
"Of course you are" Namjoon walks them to the kitchen, "Since the moment I took you out of that Clinic I have been feeding you 24/7"
Taehyung points jelly, pudding, a bottle of milk, a juice box and the left over pasta from dinner. Namjoon sighs and offers him orange cookies along an apple juice.
He sits the boy with him across the TV changing the channels but stopping when he sees Jimin's and Jeongguk's faces next to the words Breaking News and Secret romance. He knew those two were really close but not how much even though Yoongi always joked about it. So Yoongi probably knew.
"Chimchim!" Taehyung points, "Kookie!"
"Yep"
Yoongi comes a couple minutes later still carrying Hoseok along a bag and a lazy smile, the boy's mother is a single doctor with the night shift and no one to take care of his boy since the usual babysitter reported sick at the last minute.
After tucking the boys and returning to their bedroom, Yoongi collapses on the bed, Namjoon follows. "I have no strength left"
"Me neither"
"Mm...Good night"
"Night, baby"
(The press starts calling them #Jikook and is not much later when Hoseok does as well as Taehyung.)
~|♥|~
Yoongi has being working from home but is ready to go back to the office, Namjoon has finished remodeling one of the rooms to be his studio but they still need an extra hand to handle Taehyung when they're busy (and Hoseok if he's around).
Taehyung is almost three so Hoseok's mother suggests preschool, Yoongi is not fond on the idea to send him yet but Namjoon convinced him to be the best option.
Jimin and Jeongguk take a break from the Idol life at the same time and want to dedicate their vacations to travel, their last destination going to be Hawaii to where Namjoon says they'll meet them after Taehyung spent one hour of their lives whining about going to the beach too.
Hawaii turns out to be a nice place to go but a challenge when it comes to a three year old boy wanting to see everything. It also becomes the place where Jeongguk proposes to Jimin in the most romantic way he could think about.
"They're doing it right" Namjoon murmurs Taehyung asleep on his arms after dinner.
Yoongi chuckles, "You say that because?"
"I mean, they dated, now they're engaged and–"
Yoongi purses his lips, turning to him, "Jimin is pregnant!" he enjoys the blonde’s shocked face.
~|♥|~
Yoongi hits Namjoon's head when is his turn to be surprised with an engagement ring just after a long day at work, Taehyung's graduation from kindergarten and in front of a their takeout dinner –both too tired to cook–
"Sorry. I just didn't know when to do it and I have this since like 5 months ago."
"You have been thinking in this for five months yet this is how you propose to me, asshole. I look so ugly right now" Tired from the day but immensely happy, "What are you waiting for? Another five months?"
Namjoon chuckles and slides the ring in, "I think I have several years of delay but I hope you love me anyway because i really, really, really like you"
Yoongi laughs, "You're lucky I like you as in a husband kinda way."
~|THE END|~