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an appetite for the stars tonight

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Former reality star, PR mogul, and international It Girl Alexis Rose has been spotted with a new beau, and sources close to this journalist suggest that she's going to spoil him until there's a lot more of him to enjoy.

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for the prompt "public porker" in @fatguarddog's feedist kinktober 2025 challenge!

title from "anything to be with you" by carly rae jepsen.

cw for some (tabloid-typical?) fatphobic language.

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PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: SOFT LAUNCH: ALEXIS ROSE JOYRIDES WITH MYSTERY BEAU [An image of Alexis Rose and an unidentified man on a motorcycle amid LA traffic. The man is driving; both riders are wearing leather riding gear and motorcycle helmets. Alexis’s hair is visibly fluttering in the breeze and she is gripping the man around the waist.]

REALITY TV DARLING CONFIRMS RELATIONSHIP WITH VETERINARIAN TO THE STARS

LOS ANGELES, Cal. — International jetsetter and former reality TV star Alexis Rose (A Little Bit Alexis, MTV Cribs, Interflix) was spotted cozying up to a wholesome heartthrob Saturday evening at a late-night Koreatown hot spot that she requested remain unnamed. Rose, 31, has since migrated behind the scenes, working as a publicist and communications mogul for the hottest names in Hollywood. In an exclusive interview with We Weekly, she disclosed that she has been seriously seeing veterinarian Ted Mullens for several years before his recent move to LA and asserted that she is firmly “off the market.” Mullens, whose Pasadena clientele reportedly includes Jennifer Aniston, Channing Tatum, and Lupita Nyong’o, is a Canadian transplant who hails from a small town owned by Rose’s reclusive older brother, former art gallery owner David, 35. Coincidence? Rose isn’t telling.

PHOTO: Alexis Rose and boyfriend Ted Mullens share a laugh and a pastry outside up-and-coming LA bakery Kouign-Amann. [An image of Alexis Rose, a tall, thin white woman with long blonde balayaged hair, and her boyfriend Ted Mullens, a white man a little taller than she is. Alexis wears a pale pink faux-fur cropped sweater, white cigarette-leg jeans, and platform clogs in a matching dusty pink; Ted wears an open navy cardigan over a white t-shirt, fitted jeans, and a pair of nondescript white sneakers. They’re both laughing, and Alexis holds a wax-paper-wrapped pastry out to Ted for a bite. Ted appears to have put on a few pounds of relationship weight since their relationship went public; a small paunch pushes against his t-shirt, and his face looks rounder and fuller.]

VET TO THE STARS, VETERAN OF THE BARS? 

Ted Mullens opens up to GQ about treating the pets of Hollywood, dating in the spotlight, and his go-to karaoke song (hint: it’s more 90s than you think).

Who among us hasn’t dreamed of being the small-town boy to win the heart of reality star, international socialite, and global citizen Alexis Rose? For Canadian-born, LA-based veterinarian Ted Mullens, it’s real life — and it couldn’t be sweeter if Carly Rae Jepsen wrote it herself.

GQ: Like many of us, Dr. Mullens — can I call you Dr. Mullens?

TM: [laughs] Please, no! Just call me Ted.

GQ: Like many of us, Ted, you’re an LA transplant. How are you liking the city? How does it compare to your hometown?

TM: It’s definitely different! I’m still warming up to LA, honestly. I miss the cold, if you can believe it! But I’m really enjoying the food. Alexis has amazing taste in restaurants, and she’s been introducing me to all of her favorites since I moved to LA. She’s actually had to start requesting that they don’t publish the names of her favorite spots because they get so mobbed. [laughs] Definitely like night and day compared to my hometown, which has exactly three restaurants and zero Korean fried chicken.

GQ: Our sources say that you’re quite a force to be reckoned with both in the clinic as well as on the karaoke stage. Can you confirm?

TM: Oh, god. Have you been talking to my patients? I think that might be a HIPP-purr violation.

GQ: Excuse me?

TM: You know, since I’m a vet. I don’t want to brag about my professional life — I’m just a guy who loves animals and wants to do what’s right by them. Just doing my job, you know?

GQ: But you will brag about your karaoke chops?

TM: Oh, yeah, for sure. I’m a real beast when it comes to karaoke.

GQ: Of course, we have to ask what your go-to song is.

TM: It kinda depends on the vibe, you know? If it’s just me and Alexis and my brothers-in-law, I usually go for classics like the Spice Girls or Alanis. But in a crowded karaoke bar? CRJ all the way.

GQ: Sorry, brothers-in-law?

TM: Uh, forget I said that! Hey, have you ever been to that Persian place on La Brea? 

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CELEB SPOTTER: TED LOOKING TUBBY? HALF OF LA’S HOTTEST COUPLE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING COMFORTABLE IN TINY TROPICAL TRUNKS [A photo of Ted Mullens standing on the beach, wearing a very tight, very colorfully patterned bathing suit. His soft gut is on full display and his love handles spill over the waistband of the suit, which appears to be at least two sizes too small for his girth. Beside him is partner Alexis Rose, looking trim, tan, and tantalizing in a pristine white string bikini, handing him a towering ice cream cone. Do you think he really needs that, Alexis?!]

[Instagram reel from the PopClick team on the red carpet at the premiere of Interflix film WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOF]

PopClick (PC): Alexis, congratulations! This is such a huge night for you.

Alexis Rose (AR): Thank you so much! We are, like, so ecstatic to be here. It’s Ted’s first red carpet!

PC: Wow, what a milestone. Alexis, who are you wearing? 

AR (twirling and patting Ted’s waist): I’m in Isabel Marant, and Ted is in bespoke Hugo Boss. Isn’t he just the cutest? Don’t you want to just pinch his cheeks?!

PC: What’s the number-one thing you want fans to know about WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOF?

AR: That it’s fun!!! I, like, totally get it if horror camp is not your thing, like, it totally is not mine either, but I swear this movie has something for everyone. A killer soundtrack, incredible costuming, sexy werewolf ladies, and, of course, my absolute star and close friend Harvey Guillen.

Ted Mullens (TM): Wait, can I share a fun fact?

AR: Omigod babe, absolutely!

TM: This for anyone out there like me who’s kind of a weenie about scary movies. Yeah, there’s a lot of blood and guts in this one, but if that freaks you out, just remember that it’s all Haribo.

PC: … Sorry?

TM: For the blood and stuff! The special effects team melts down red Haribo and uses that for all the gore.

AR: Yes! It’s, like, totally not scary at all. And Haribo is one of our sponsors, so don’t forget to grab a special-edition pack to enjoy during the movie!

TM (pulling a bag from inside his jacket): They’re frighteningly delicious!

AR (taking a gummy from the bag and popping it into his mouth): OMG, babe, you are sooo funny. Eat up, okay?

KISS FROM A ROSE: VIDEO STORE HEIRESS ANNOUNCES ENGAGEMENT 

ONTARIO, Can. — Eagle-eyed fans were thrilled to witness a familiar face hitting a huge relationship milestone this weekend as former reality star and publicist to the stars Alexis Rose gave a resounding yes to now-fiance Ted Mullens, MD, after a surprise proposal in Ontario’s picturesque 1,000 Islands region. The following day, Rose took to Instagram to confirm the rumors, posting a sweet photo of herself and Mullens posing aboard a small boat and showing off her engagement ring. The ring, reported to be 10 carats, is an oval-cut lab-grown diamond with a gold band, which Rose has previously endorsed as an environmentally friendly option. The diamond is rumored to be flawless.

 

alexisrose the biggest, most enthusiastic YES!!!! here’s to forever, ilu💍

d_rose1984 and THIS is how I find out?!?!?

alexisrose ☑ replying to @d_rose1984 omg david if you checked your phone LIKE EVER i literally snapped you the second after it happened, stop malinging me online

d_rose1984 replying to @alexisrose *maligning

alexisrose replying to @d_rose1984 UGH DAVID

bluejaybrewer29 Congratulations, Alexis and Ted!! So happy for you both.

tahani_aljamil Cheers beautiful!🥂Can’t wait to celebrate with you xx

internetman420 i wish that was me

twylastarot OMG, congratulations!!! 

alexisrose  replying to @twylastarot 💞💞💞 can u say BRIDESMAID????

twylastarot replying to @alexisrose BRIDESMAID!!!!

keeleyjones CONGRATS BABES!!!! XOXO

foxyphony ALXEISSSSS I LOVE YUOOOOOO

mankensteinsfronster who?

k8ekinz she is going 2 b the most beautiful bride uwu

pussy_wazoo ew i miss when she was dating skarsgards

c4tl0v3r ok is it just me or is ted looking ………….. Juicy

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Subject: A little bit or a whole lot?

Message: The fiance of a certain socialite/reality star/pr princess is embracing engagement life … looks like he’s up 30+ pounds since their relationship went public. Sat a couple tables away from them at a well-known Italian restaurant over the weekend but wasn’t able to get a pic. She was feeding him off her fork all night and ordered 4 desserts. He was dressed well but he is def getting fat. Looks like the rumors about her having a type are true!

[Instagram reel from LAWatch247]

LAWatch: Hey guys, what’s up and welcome to LA Watch 24/7. I’m at Nib & Bean right now and look who’s here!! [camera pans to Alexis Rose waiting for drinks] OMG, Alexis?

Alexis: Omigod, hi!!! I have been following your account for, like, everrrr. Hi everyone!!

LAWatch: What are you waiting on?

Alexis: Oh, I’m just grabbing a little pick-me-up for me and Ted! He had, like, a really stressful weekend with this whole goat situation and I just really wanted to get him a little treat today. 

LAWatch: I’m sure whatever you’re drinking will be the next big thing, so do you mind sharing?

Alexis: OMG, of course not. Your channel is literally what got me to try turmeric lattes, so, like, I totally owe you one. I’m having an iced lychee matcha with skim — you have to try it, omigod, it’s like heaven — and for Ted, I’m grabbing a little frozen hot chocolate! And a cookie, obv. Ted loooves their giant cookies.

Barista: Iced lychee matcha, frozen hot chocolate with skim, and a cookie for Alexis?

Alexis: Oh, um, actually, the frozen hot chocolate should have cream, not skim. And whip, and the little chocolate shavings, please? You’re amazing, thank you so much! [camera pans to Alexis dropping a $20 bill in the tip jar] The people here are, like, sooo nice. Ted’s a regular now too and they always give him a little extra treat in his bag because I’ve been coming here so long. [she looks directly at the camera] Seriously, Nib & Bean, if you ever, ever need, like, a shoutout on socials or a celebrity endorsement, I literally could not be happier to do that. You’ve made our day to day sooo much sweeter!!

SPOTTED: ROSE BEAU EXITING PLUS-SIZE MENSWEAR BOUTIQUE

A source close to TMZ has sighted Alexis Rose’s fiance, Ted Mullens, stepping out of Santa Monica’s Breadbasket Atelier with multiple bags in hand. It’s no secret that Mullens, an LA-based veterinarian and (in what some feel is a shocking upset) the improbable winner of Rose’s heart, has been piling it on in the last year, and judging by the looks of his sartorial spoils, his stylish fiancée is keeping him fat, happy, and chic. 

EXCLUSIVE: ALEXIS ROSE MARRIES LONGTIME PARTNER IN PRIVATE HOMETOWN CEREMONY 

Alexis Rose has shared that she and her longtime partner, Ted Mullens, have married in an “intimate ceremony” in Mullens’ hometown, to which Rose also has ties. While most details have been kept under wraps, she posted a photo to Instagram the following day with the caption, “Yesterday I married the person who brings out the best version of me. Ted, I love you so much and am so deeply thankful for your kindness, your humor, and your patience over the years. I am absolutely you-phoric to start the next chapter of our lives together 💞”. The photo shows the newlyweds hand in hand in front of a shabby-chic motel, gazing at each other and beaming. Sources close to the couple speculate that Mullens may take Rose’s name after the wedding. [A photo of Ted Mullens and Alexis Rose on their wedding day. Alexis stuns in a gauzy white off-the-shoulder gown dusted with seed pearls; she wears a delicate flower crown and her hair streams over her bare shoulders in golden-brown waves. Ted looks handsome and clean-cut in a pale blue tuxedo with rosy pink accents; the suit is sharply cut and flatters his heavyset figure.]

TMZ EXCLUSIVE: CHUBBY HUBBY: TED ROSE LETS IT ALL HANG OUT ON THAILAND HONEYMOON

Is the reign of the skinny guy over? It may be too soon to say, but it’s long held true that everyone wants what Alexis Rose has. And what she has is a deliciously indulgent husband. Rose, 32, and her husband Ted, 33, have been spotted honeymooning in Thailand, and if we thought Ted was looking supersized before, he’s putting in overtime on vacation. Single dudes, take note: maybe it’s time to take a page out of his book and start packing it on — Alexis, for her part, has never looked happier.

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