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Tomura added 8 people to the group.
Tomura renamed the group to ‘League of Villains VERY SERIOUS CHAT.’
Slaying (literally): oh shiggy it’s a lost cause
Slaying (literally) renamed the group to ‘LoV(e) in the air!!!’
Slaying (literally) renamed 8 people.
Vampire: perfect
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: it’s been two seconds how the fuck did you read the quest tags that fast
Vampire: and why would i tell you that
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: WHAT IN WATCHERS’ NAME IS MY FUCKING NICK
Vampire: you’d use it against me :(((
Vampire: oh! that was me <3
Vampire: isn’t it so cute!!
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: himiko stabby toga. you have ten seconds to change my name before i change your face.
Vampire: D:
Vampire: that middle name is so not cute >:(
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: CHANGE. IT.
Vampire: uh how about no
burnt mcnugget: Why are you fuckers blowing up my phone?
burnt mcnugget: ...
burnt mcnugget: toga you better not have made us all mcdonald’s themed.
Vampire: any similarities between nicknames are not my fault !!
burnt mcnugget: I have a better name, watch this
Renamed ‘burnt mcnugget’ to ‘frostbite without the frost’.
Vampire: ....I’ll allow it
frostbite without the frost: Ah...... victory..... The thing I’ve craved for all these years....
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: why is daddy issues is allowed to change his name
frostbite without the frost: It’s because I don’t drool over a TV
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: no one will find your body
frostbite without the frost: Oh nooooo I’m so scared- heY WHAT THE FUCZMMMN
frostbite without the frost: I’m a bitchboy ooooh little bitchboy that’s me
group mom: Shigaraki Tomura, give back Dabi’s phone.
frostbite without the frost: fuck no, i don’t owe him shit
Renamed ‘frostbite without the frost’ to ‘bitchboy’.
Fanboy 🦵: ...
Fanboy 🦵: it’s too early for this.
Fanboy 🦵: i’m not even gonna ask about the leg in my nick.
Ourple: how do i make it stop the noise
Vampire: OMG HIIIIIIII RORO!!!!!
Ourple: i told you not to call me that
Ourple: and i just want my question answered
Vampire: well quoroth isnt nearly as cute to call you >:/
Vampire: and uh idk lol >w< i’d say ask shiggy but he and dabi are fistfighting again
Ourple: ...shouldn’t... someone help break that up?
Fanboy 🦵: nah it’s enrichment.
group mom: I have, unfortunately, given up on breaking them apart.
squishman: No, they keep it spicy around here!
Vampire: lol no
Vampire: omw we’re all in sync this is so cute
group mom: ...Sigh. I will withstand this no longer.
Renamed ‘group mom’ to ‘Group Mom’.
Group Mom: I do not mind your stunts, Miss Toga. But do remember to use proper capitalization, especially for the titles of others.
Vampire: kk!! ^^
Vampire: thx kurogiri!!!
Ourple: no see you just called Kurogiri by his name
Ourple: do that with me
Vampire: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Vampire: youre so mean to me :((((((((
Renamed ‘Ourple’ to ‘Meow Meow’
Vampire: ...
Meow Meow: .....
Vampire: WHOEVER DID THAT I LOVE YOU
Meow Meow: this is worse than Roro.
double trouble: It’s not that bad! It’s kinda cute.
double trouble: no actually it’s awful
Vibe Check: Oh, goodness, I turn my phone on silent for a few minutes...
Vibe Check: Toga dear, you should do as Quoroth asks. I doubt calling him something unfamiliar will help him come out of his shell.
Meow Meow: exactly
Meow Meow: i mean um
Meow Meow: as soon as i regain my strength and find my sister i’m leaving
Meow Meow: you all suck
Vibe Check: Quoroth, it’s all right to trust people. You know that, right?
Meow Meow: ...
Vampire: I HEARD HIM SCOFF FROM THE OTHER ROOM
Meow Meow: WHY ARE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON ME
Vampire: i needed to make sure you weren’t crying because of something i said .-.
double trouble: It’s nice that you care so much about your friends, Himi!
double trouble: blegh. gonna watch trashy netflix shows, tell us when there’s food
Meow Meow: man i could go for some of Joe’s soup right now...
Meow Meow: WAIT FUCK
Meow Meow: OH VALIX WHAT DAY IS IT
squishman: The 25th, why?
Meow Meow: I’M LATE FOR SOUP
> Meow Meow is offline.
squishman: ...soup?
squishman: How can one be late for soup? It’s a food, not an event.
Vibe Check: Maybe he’s eating soup with someone?
squishman: Magne, this is our resident baby Watcher we’re talking about. Who would he possibly eat soup with?
Vibe Check: Other Watchers, of course.
squishman: Our world has been untouched by Watchers for centuries. Unless there's some sort of secret Watcher hideout...
squishman: I doubt that the Watchers would sit idly by when a planet was ripe for the taking, filled with powers beyond humanity’s understanding.
squishman: I mean, you heard the boy when he first appeared here! Quoroth was scared when he found out who this world was protected by!
bitchboy: Oh joy, here we go again...
squishman: Is it truly so impossible to believe that mere players once had powers similar to the Watchers themselves, Dabi?
squishman: That the admins are watching over us, even now? Keeping us out of reach of the Watchers?
bitchboy: Yes.
squishman: Those were rhetorical questions, you heathen.
Vampire: welcome back from headlock jail dabi !!
bitchboy: Good to be back
Renamed ‘bitchboy’ to ‘survived the dust storm’.
survived the dust storm: It’s definitely easier to breathe away from all that dust
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: i hate you all
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: this happens every single time we try to be productive
Fanboy 🦵: it’s okay, shiggy. the worst that can happen is someone getting an even more embarrassing nickname.
Vampire: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED
Fanboy 🦵: I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK
Renamed ‘Fanboy🦵’ to ‘gay gay homosexual gay’.
gay gay homosexual gay: girl I am the fuckin. token cishet.
survived the dust storm: Oh that’s cute that you still think that
gay gay homosexual gay: i. no???
gay gay homosexual gay: y’know what. fuck you.
Renamed ‘Vampire’ to ‘I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH’.
gay gay homosexual gay: damn it didn’t fit.
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: LMAO???
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???
survived the dust storm: Changed the wrong name gayboy
gay gay homosexual gay: nuh-uh. toga changed my name so toga gets to be symphony.
gay gay homosexual gay: but since you’re offering…
Renamed ‘survived the dust storm’ to ‘chicken simp’.
gay gay homosexual gay: have fun simpboy.
chicken simp: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: dabi do you have something to tell us :3c
chicken simp: Leaving.
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: noooooo i’ll be so lonely without you :((((
chicken simp: Unfortunately I will actually be late if I waste any more time so
chicken simp: Have a good night everyone except Spinner and Shigaraki
> chicken simp is offline.
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: good riddance
Vibe Check: Didn’t he have a meeting with that Hero who defected? Number three?
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: OMW NO WAY
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: SPINNER SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!
gay gay homosexual gay: no comment. :)
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: oh he’s going to HATE me >:3
gay gay homosexual gay: bullying is a healthy pastime!
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: i dont get it
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: ...
gay gay homosexual gay: ...
Vibe Check: ...
squishman: ...
Group Mom: I’m afraid I don’t know either, Shigaraki Tomura.
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: great everyones useless
crusty mcdonald’s playplace added 1 person to the group.
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: can you decode them theyre being npcs again
Thanks Dad (sarcastic): I am?? In class???
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: ok and
Thanks Dad (sarcastic): ...
Thanks Dad (sarcastic): Oh it’s probably referring to Hawks. He’s a Hawks simp.
6 people are typing...
Thanks Dad (sarcastic): Silencing my phone. STOP TEXTING ME DURING CLASS TOMURA!!
> Thanks Dad (sarcastic) is offline.
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: Dabi is WHAT
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: noooooooo tomura cheated!! :(
Vibe Check: He was going to find out eventually. Maybe.
squishman: That was unnecessarily dramatic, which made it quite entertaining to watch!
double trouble: who the hell was that guy anyways? seemed unserious.
gay gay homosexual gay: yeah actually. what happened to the LoV serious chat?
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: i hate you all
crusty mcdonald’s playplace: we have a meeting tonight at 20:00 and if any of you are late you are FIRED
> crusty mcdonald’s playplace is offline.
double trouble: we aren’t even paid!!
double trouble: Not cool to fire ppl, bro.
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: welp!! i have a little time before that to look for my street guy!!
Vibe Check: I’ll join you, if you don’t mind?
I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH: sure!! <3333
> I JUSWANNA BE PARTO YA SYMPH is offline.
> Vibe Check is offline.
gay gay homosexual gay: see you all in a little bit.
> gay gay homosexual gay is offline.
> squishman is offline.
> double trouble is offline.