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Scenario: Natasha hates it when people borrow her things without asking. Which is why the reader and Bucky are currently hiding somewhere in the facility.
Steve has created a chatroom...
Steve has added Clint, Scott, and Sam to the chat.
Steve: Boys, has anyone seen Bucky? We were supposed to be sparring and he hasn't shown.
Clint: Nope.
Sam: Nope.
Scott: Maybe he's with the ladies?
Clint: Sam stop copying me.
Sam: I didn't do it intentionally!
Scott: How do you add someone in this thing?
Sam has invited Wanda.
Scott: Thanks man. Hey Wanda, have you seen Bucky? Cap is looking for him.
Wanda: No. Viz and I are looking for Y/N actually. Is she with any of you?
Clint: No.
Sam: No.
Clint: Seriously, Sam!
Steve: She isn't with me, Wanda.
Scott: Nope, haven't seen them.
Sam: It's not like I'm doing it on purpose!
Steve has invited Natasha.
Steve: Romanoff, have you seen Buck or Y/N?
Natasha: No.
Natasha: Hey, Wanda, where are you?
Wanda: Kitchen, why?
Clint: Hang on...has anyone thought about adding them to this thing?
Scott: Oh yeah...
Wanda: Guys, why is Natasha coming at me with murderous eyes...?!
Wanda: Uh oh.
Sam: Nat, no killing our own team members!
Clint: Especially in the kitchen, we eat in there!
Steve has invited Bucky and Y/N.
Sam: Yo guys, where you at?
Y/N: Our current location is classified.
Steve: Y/N.
Wanda: NATASHA IS VERY ANGRY!
Clint: Why?
Natasha: WANDA UNLOCK THE DOOR!!
Wanda: No! I don't have them! My hair is wavy!
Bucky: My phone is going absolutely crazy. What's going on?
Natasha: Who the fuck has taken my hair straighteners?!
Sam: Don't look at me...
Steve: Not me.
Scott: Oddly enough, I've never needed them.
Clint: Why would I have em?
Natasha: Y/N?
Y/N: ...Yes?
Natasha: Do you have my straighteners?
Y/N: No...
Natasha: Then why are you hiding?
Bucky: We're not.
Y/N: Bucky!
Natasha: Where are you? *bats eyelashes sweetly*
Clint: Careful guys, she's deadly when she does that...
Natasha: Shut it, Barton.
Bucky: Where we are is none of your concern.
Steve: Buck, we were supposed to be sparring.
Bucky: Oh yeah...let Y/N finish straightening my hair and I'll be down.
Bucky: Oh crap.
Y/N: Idiot!
Natasha has left the chat.
Wanda: Okay, she got out of the cupboard I locked her in!
Y/N: We are so dead.
Steve: Only if you're actually using her straighteners.
Clint: Hang on. Are we all going to ignore the fact that Bucky is getting his hair straightened?
Bucky: I'm not ashamed.
Y/N: Well...mine are broken because someone *cough* Bucky *cough* broke them! I honestly didn't think she would notice!! Please don't tell, I'll return them as soon as I'm done!!
Steve has added Natasha.
Y/N: TRAITOR!
Natasha: I can see you.
Bucky has left the chat.
Y/N has left the chat.
Natasha has left the chat.
Clint: Bet you guys ten bucks we hear screaming within the hour.
Sam: An hour? Really?
Scott: 20 bucks within 15 minutes.
Clint: You're on.
Wanda: Count me in.
Clint has left the chat.
Scott has left the chat.
Sam has left the chat.
Steve: Well, at least Buck is going to get some sparring done today. Y/N too.
Wanda: I'll go get the First Aid kit ready.
Wanda has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.