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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Killers Groupchat)
Members:
c00lkidd, bluudud, pr3typriincess, John Doe, 1x1x1x1, Noli, Slasher, Flowers, Guest 666, Azure and Mafioso.
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3:14am.
Noli: c4n y0u m4k3 hum4n ch33se?
John Doe: huh
1x1: noli.
1x1: IT IS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
1x1: AND YOURE ASKING ME IF YOU CAN MAKE HUMAN CHEESE
1x1: LIKE WHAT?!?!?
Slasher: thank god the kids are asleep right now
Flowers: DO YOU HEAR THE WHISTLE?
1x1: Shut up, Flowers.
Flowers: :(
Noli: But r34lly, hum4ns m4k3 m1lk, s0 w0u1dn't 17 b3 p0ss1bl3 70 m4k3 ch33se fr0m 1t?
Azure: I hate to admit it, but this actually fascinates me
Mafioso: …
Mafioso has left the groupchat.
Guest 666: wait im googling this
Guest 666: HOLY SHIT ITS POSSIBLE
Azure: okay who here has tits I gotta try this
1x1: WHAT THE FUCK NO WHAT NO DSIHEYTDJKMNEFV
Guest 666: damn they tweakin
John Doe: I like milk
Slasher: that’s good grandpa lets get you to bed now
Slasher: but if you want human milk I know a guy
Azure: WHAT WHO?!
Slasher: You remember my buddy, Slenderman?
Flowers: oh yeah, we get drinks every Thursday
Guest 666: but wtf does slenderman have to do with human milk
John Doe: I KNOW! I KNOW!!
Slasher: NO, JOHN, DON’T DO IT!
John Doe: Slenderman runs a black-market diary farm for humans!
1x1: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Noli: D4mn… l00ks l1k3 I’11 b3 g1v1ng Sl3nd3rm4n 4 v1s1t.
Azure: p-pookie… can I c-come wif you?
Noli: 0f c0urs3, my l1ttl3 k1tt3n. 4lph4 l0v3s y0u. *nuzzles*
Flowers: so he can spell nuzzles normally but not anything else
Flowers: right…..
Guest 666: im coming to slenderman’s milk farm and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Flowers: I’ll add him, so you can ask.
Flowers has added Slenderman to the chat.
Slenderman: Hello? What do you need me for?
1x1: Holy crap I thought he was going to type like Noli’s annoying ah
Noli: 1 kn0w y0u l0v3 m3, b4by g1rl… d0n’t g0 d3ny1ng 1t~
1x1: …
1x1: Ew, no.
Azure: THERE WAS A PAUSE EEEEEE THEY’RE IN LOVE
Slenderman: please tell me what you want… I have people to milk…
Azure: Yeah, thats what we’re asking
Azure: can we go to your milk farm please
Slenderman: You got money to pay for it, little vro?...
Guest 666: I have two pennies and a kidney stone
Azure: its mine
Slasher: When did you get kidney stones?
Guest 666: After he ate 2,349,852 blue Takis without water… they kinda just appeared out of nowhere.
Azure: don’t regret a single thing
Slenderman: Out of the kindness of my heart, I’m going to let you all come to my milk farm.
Azure: YAY FIELD TRIP
John Doe: What is this?
Slasher: Okay, John’s dementia’s kicking in again.
Slasher: Let’s go, guys, gals, and in-betweens.
Everyone has logged off.
c00lkidd has logged on.
c00lkidd: Hey guys!!!!
c00lkidd: Guys?....
c00lkidd: Weird.
c00lkidd has logged off.