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"Shadow Milk Cookie"
"So the great, Pure Vanilla Cookie knows Little old me!"
"Of course I know who you are..... You did have my soul jam before me....."
"Ah yes..... Now.. Give It Back.....Now.."
He is kinda creepy when he is serious.... I- Uh-"Why do you want your soul jam back?" Why did I say that?!
"Heh- Wait what? I want it back because It is mine!"
FINDER'S KEEPER'S BIT- "Right, sorry, I forgot.... my mind it runs so far away it's easy to forget.." Why did I quote the song '2 days into college' by Aimee Carty?!
"Why did you say sorry?"
"I don't know! I'm sorry!"
"STOP SAYING SORRY!!"
IM SOR-...... I apologize"
"STOP SAYING SORRY FOR EVERY LITTLE THING! AND DON'T GET SMART WITH ME!! JUST STOP APOLOGIZING!!!" Shadow Milk Cookie takes a breath "You don't need to apologize for everything especially when you didn't do anything...."
"I- wait what"
Shadow milk cookie looks confused did he not know what he just said?
".....Thank you.....Shadow Milk Cookie.........Thank you....."
"........"
"........"
Did his eyes just soften or am I Turning More Blind... I'm definitely going fully blind... and probably Crazy too
"Welp.... Now!... CANDY APPLE!!! BLACK SAPPHIRE!! Can you two Please bring this.... Silly Nilly to their new room?"
"Of course! Shadow Milk Cookie!" Candy Apple cookie ecstatically says
"Of course master Shadow Milk......" Black sapphire cookie says while bowing to shadow Milk Cookie
These seem like kids.... What made them choose.. This..
"Follow us.. please"
"Of course..."
"I over heard your name's but I want to be introduced to you two, properly..."
"Sure.. my name is black sapphire cookie, and this is Can-"
"CANDY APPLE COOKIE!! MY NAMEISCANDYAPPLE COOKIE!! Nice ta meet ya yellow stranger!"
"Candy Apple! What did I say yesterday!!"
"I don't care! Because Shadow Milk Cookie doesn't mind me cutting you off!"
"I will tell Shadow milk cookie!~"
"GASP!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!"
"TRY ME CANDY APPLE!"
Pure Vanilla Cookie starts to chuckle "You two act like siblings"
"Only because she is annoying"
"HEY" Candy Apple cookie yells before trying to punch Black sapphire cookie in the leg, weakly
"Oh, I'm sorry for us being so rude! What is your name?"
"Oh it's okay! You two both have beautiful names! And My name is Pure Vanilla Cookie!"
"You have an amazing name and-
"WE'RE HERE!!" Candy Apple cookie quickly says
"I swear, if you cut me off one more time I will throw you across the room!"
"......................AAHHhh SHADOW MILK COOKIE!! BLACK SAPPHIRE IS GOING TO THROW ME ACROSS THE ROOM!!"
Shadow milk cookie appears and says"Black sapphire cookie!"
"SHE STARTED IT MASTER SHADOW MILK!! SHE KEPT CUTTING ME OFF!!!
"Both of you just Stop! I see you brought our new little 'friend' to His Room!" 'Friend' yeah right
"Have you looked in your Room yet Nilly?" "No, not yet..." "Well please, look around! You are going to be living here, so get comfortable! Candy Apple, Black Sapphire, Let's leave our new friend get situated, Does that sound good Nilly?" "..Sure..."
"BYE NEW FRIEND!!" Candy Apple says
"....Bye..."
I still can't believe that Shadow Milk Cookie has like... 2 kids! And then he just called me his 'friend'! This was basically a civil kidnapping! Or...... Adultnapping? I don't know! He called me silly Nilly so does that mean that he is having fun?! Am I just a play thing..? Of course I would be a play thing! I'm the 'Enemy'! Is he just playing family with those kids "hey Nilly?" I hope those kids will be okay, "Nilly?" I hope they aren't his playthings as well, "Nilly", Am I pacing? I feel like I'm pacing, I am pacing, Stop pacing! "Nilly!!"
it takes Shadow milk cookie shaking Nilly's shoulders and yelling 'Nilly!!' to get him out of his trance
"Shadow milk cookie! Didn't you want me to get situated?"
"I did... But I'm glad I walked in... You okay?"
"You basically kidnapped me"
"At least I was civil about it though! Oh yeah I wanted to show you around! At least a little look around because it is night and I need my beauty sleep!"
"You need beauty sleep?" Pure Vanilla Cookie chuckled
"Of course! It's how I keep up my amazing look!" Pure Vanilla Cookie starts cackling "What?! Is it wrong that I want to look my best?!" "No I just wan-......... Where's my cane?"
"Oh it's... Right over here by the bed... Why do you need a cane anyway?
"I'm mostly blind..."
"Wait.....What?!"
"I can see better when I hold the cane because my cane has a eye and I can see through the eye"
".....I-...I.... Were you baked like this?"
"No...Something........Happened.."
".....Anyway! Here you go! And let's do this tour!"