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[9am, Sunday]
Trump opened his eyes to the sound of a gentle Sunday breeze blowing through the windows. With a yawn, he turns to face his boyfriend, Epstein. "Good morning, gorgeous Jeffy", Trump said softly. "Jeffy" stirs and opens his eyes slowly. "Morning babygirl. How are you feeling after last night??" Jeffy says with a smirk creeping across his face. Don Trump blushes as he recalls the events from the day before...
[Saturday afternoon, the day before]
Bzzz....Bzzzz...Bzzzz- Don's phone vibrates rhythmically as he scurries to reach his phone after sending another 50 trillion to Israel. "Y-yes?" he says shyly upon realizing the call he answered was from Jeffery Epstein. With a laugh, Jeffery says seductively, "I want you real bad tonight baby, you ought to come and pay your boyfriend a visit"... "Ah- ah yes! Of course sir!", Trump whimpers pathetically into the phone. Trump blushes a deep crimson red as he already feels himself getting hot all over, thinking of what he'll do with Jeffy. Jeffery makes a noise of approval. "Hmm well come by my place at 6pm SHARP babe. I can hardly wait any longer~", he says longingly. "I'll be there, I promise sir.... I can't wait either", Trump says obediently before hanging up. With a deep sigh, Trump hits the coke button on his desk. He needs something cool or thinking of Jeffery might make him melt!
The hours of human rights violations roll by quickly. Time sure passes fast when you're ass fucking Americans for fun! Donald skips happily to his vanity after a quick shower, applying the perfume and lipstick Jeffery got just for him. Daddy loves when Donald wears his pheromone perfume. After dabbing a bit of concealer onto his hand, and some orange foundation onto his face, Trump is ready to visit daddy Jeffy. Just then, a slick black car rolls up to pick Don up from the white house. "Ah! He's here!!!" yelps Donald, running outside. Jeffery eagerly steps out and grabs Trump by the hand once he gets to the car. "You're looking so perfect tonight, baby... nhhhh you smell so good" says Jeffery as he sniffs Trump's neck desperately. "Mhh it's just for you sir", Trump whispers. With a deep breath, Jeff barks a "lets haul ass" to the driver, unable to wait any longer to get Trump home.
Once at Jeffy's crib, both Don and J Evil basically sprint to get inside and to the bedroom. Not even sunset yet and they're both so unimaginably freaked out, like boner 9000 horny freaky. They tear each other's clothes off in a way that's so incredibly homosexually lustful. "OIL UP BITCH!!!", Jeffy yells dominantly at Trump, throwing a bottle of gorilla glue flavored lube at him. "YES DADDY!!!!!!", cries out, hurriedly squirting a generous amount of lube onto his orangey palms. Epstein caresses Don Don as he rubs the oily substance all over his very p l u m p rolls. "You're so thicc bbg...almost as heavy as the cost of tariffs on the American people", says Jefferey seductively. Trump whimpers and arches back into Jeff's touch. "P-Please go gentle on me daddy" he mewls desperately. "Not a fucking chance, slut", Jeffy growls assertively.
Jeffery throws Trump onto the bed and kisses him up his neck, stopping to take bites on his ears and jawline. "You know you're my bitch right? You belong to me you fucking slut... This is our special secret, nobody in the US knows what a whore you are for me", Jeffery moans between harsh kisses. Trump lets out soft moans, squirming slightly under Jeffy. Jeffery smiles deviously as he flips Trump over onto his stomach. "Arch your back for me, cunt. I'm gonna blow your back out". "Ah-ah!!!", cries out Donald as Jeffery roughly shoves his dick into his ass. "AAHHH! JEFFY TOO FAST! AH! AH! AH!". Trump cries out loudly through gasping moans, as Jeffy forces himself deeper inside. Jeffery grips Trump's hips roughly and thrusts him as hard and deeply as he can. He just can't get enough of dominating his bitch, it really turns him on that Trump is so orange, he almost looks like a cheeto, golden and glistening through the oil. Grunting and heaving, he yells "TAKE IT FOR ME COCK SLUT". "F-FUCK IT'S SO DEEP DADDY! AHHHHH! NGGGHHH~~~ DON'T STOP", Trump yells, gripping the stained sheets as if his life depended on it. The backshots were literally ultrasonic. Since Trump is so fat- I mean thicc, the backshots reverberate off the walls. The neighboring streets think that there's gunfire but, it's actually just incredibly freaky and passionate gay sex.
After like 5 rounds of obliterating backshots, Jeffery finally takes his dick out Trump's ass. Trump squeals as he does so. With a commanding tone, Epstein says "suck my dick bitch". Jeffery smirks as Donald immediately starts giving bro the gawk gawk suck cum guzzler 3000. "Now don't stop until I say so" Jeffy moans, as he pulls out a video camera and starts filming. This actually turns Don on even more and he turns the pace up to 10, making it cum guzzle crunchwrap supreme. Jeffery can't help but moan as he watches his slut obey him through the lens of the camera. Vladimir is going to be so jealous of this....
After a cumulative 5 hours of freaky gay sex, Don passes out on the bed. Jeffery smiles and caresses his face before getting the pallet jack to help move a sleeping Donald to a cleaner, less cum soaked bed. He tucks him in and kisses him goodnight, before sending the video to a certain Russian dictator...
[Back to the present, Sunday morning]
"Ah-AH! Jeffery did you send that video of me to anyone?!?!?!?!?!", Donald cries out. "Haha yeah, I sent it to that cuck Putin. Why is that a problem?", Jeffery says nonchalantly. "H-h-he's my EX!!!! You know how jealous he gets even though we're broken up....", whines Don. Jeffy growls "I'm letting that motherfucker know what's mine".
Just then, 100 Russian missiles hit the house and Trump and Epstein and obliterated to burnt fleshy pieces that are not even recognizable as human meat. Don and Evil J went down ta someplace that's very warm. Putin jerked off to the video but he was so jealous that he fucking killed them. Everyone clapped. JD Vance fucked a couch. The end. Fuck everyone especially Trump and Epstein we all know what they did.