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YOU see a familiar door
Nothing about this thrice damned grey ass door was familiar to Kris but the soul seemed to be weirdly….fascinated with a fucking door.
“Huh, whose room is that?” ,you hear Susie question from behind you.
You and Susie both turn
to look at Ralsei
Ralsei in response just stared at the door like he’s never seen one his entire life. “Uhhhhh earth to Ralsei, or would it be like dark world to Ralsei?” , Susie turned to Kris for an answer. Too bad she wouldn’t be getting one.
You nod your head
at Susie
Let Susie figure that one out on her own.
“Eh, you’re right earth to Ralsei just rolls off the tongue better”
That’s one way to go about it I guess, personally liked the dark world one better but it’s not like my choices have ever mattered in the first place.
“ I- I’ve never seen that door before”
Ah, he’s back to the world of the living
“What”
“I’ve never seen this-”
“Nah I heard you the first time, it’s just”
Susie turns back to face the room.
“you sure you didn’t just forget building an entire ass room?”
Ralsei in an attempt to keep his sanity intact chose not to acknowledge that statement with an answer.
Susie in an attempt to use all her brains cells (not that there were that many to begin with anyway) could not for the life of her fathom why she was on the receiving end of a deadpanned stare from Ralsei of all people. A stare which was also oddly reminiscent of the kind of stare Berdly shoots her with whenever she so much as talks in class. That shit always pissed her off.
“What? What’s with that look huh?!, YOU TRYNA TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER FORGOTTEN ANYTHING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE MR.PERFECT”
Ralsei could feel his brain cells evaporating from his ears. In yet another attempt to keep his sanity in check tried to turn the conversation back to the topic at hand .“Kris what do you think?”
“HEY DON’T IGNORE ME YOU FLUFF BRAINED-“
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Lol idk. >I’ve been in
the door
before.
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I have??
And on cue two surprised voices yell out, “YOU HAVE?!”
No, no I haven’t but the soul fucking has and if it’s something about the soul then it can’t be anything good.
“Man, why didn’t you say anything earlier?”
Cause the response text box didn’t pop up.
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>you didn’t ask. Lmao idk
shit. I’m just
fucking around
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….what
Susie’s response was unexpectedly nonchalant,“…Fair enough”
W h a t
Ralsei however was the pinnacle of confusion…an appropriate reaction,“??What, that’s not-”
“Anyways”
No no Susie stop cutting Ralsei off he haS A POINT WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE WAS THAT
“What’s in there?”
How the fuck am I supposed to know that, I just got here.
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Gaster.
The void. Lmao idk.
>your mom.
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I forget that the soul does not care for my dignity and pride.
“K-Kris?”
Kill me now, at least Susie looks like she’s getting a kick outta this, if the way she’s laughing is anything to go about by.
“ HAH! KNEW YOU WERE JUST FUCKING AROUND. Ralsei, rule number one, never take Kris seriously”
Yeah Ralsei listen to Susie, she knows what she’s talking about.
“Kay, who’s going in first?”
“I feel like we should discuss this”, Ralsei’s voice is quiet when he says this, like he already knows that Susie is just gonna do fuckall and we just gotta roll with it….He’s not wrong, that’s what ends up happening most of the time anyways but for some reason the soul still feels the need to input their suggestions.
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Susie you go in first.
I’ll go. Let’s chuck
Ralsei in
there lmao.
>Let’s go in together
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But before I can open my mouth to pass on the souls wishes, Susie (to absolutely no ones is surprise) interrupts me and then proceeds to yell
“MAN YA’LL ARE TAKING TOO LONG, KRIS! THIS IS FOR THE FUCKING MOM JOKE”
W h a t
She then promptly opens the door and kicks my ass inside.
And now I’m falling into the void…..I’m wrapping the damned cage with barbed wire tonight.
KRIS falls into the v o i d
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“SUSIE DID YOU JUST PUSH KRIS INTO- THEY’RE GONE THEY-“
Okay Ralsei, calm down. There must be a logical explanation for all of this
“I…..didn’t expect that”
“SUSIE PRAY TELL, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?”
“….a room”
Don’t strangle Susie with the scarf. Don’t strangle Susie with the scarf. Don’t strangle Susie with the scarf. Don’t strangle Susie with the scarf. Don’t strangle Susie with the scarf. DON’T STRANGLE SUSIE WITH THE SCARF.
“Let’s just g o i n s i d e.”
For once, Susie listened.
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The golden flowers must
have broken your fall