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It seemed to be just another day here at the Officer’s Academy. Lunch hour had just rolled by, and students were now back in classes continuing their various studies.
The same was true for the Black Eagles, where the newest professor, Ms. Byleth, gave tactical lessons left and right.
But then, something strange happened.
VERY strange…
“Unnnff...GAH!!!
T-TEACHER, STOP THE LESSON!!!”
Edelgard hastily cried out, slamming her fists against the desk as she rose up from her chair, wincing painfully!
“Edelgard!?
I-Is everything alri-”
*BRRRRROOOOOOLRPHT!!!*
Before Byleth could even so much as take two steps to her side, the milky-haired girl’s eyes widened, before rolling back slightly! Her cheeks began to flush a light pink! Her lips pursed just a bit as the sound of what one could only guess to be a water-logged tuba blasting through the room!
And then...the smell hit.
“EDELGARD!!!
She’s done the POOPING!!!”
Petra cried out in her broken grammar, causing the few other students in class to hastily back away!
Byleth quickly made her way to Edelgard’s side, already being hit in the nose with a stench rivalling the horse stables!
And within the seat of her pants, no doubt absolutely RUINING her bright-red tights, a fat lump of royal fudge bulged and grew with each passing second!!!
“G-GODS, this can’t be….NNNGH...h-happeninnnnggggg!!!”
The future empress grunted out in stress, tears stinging her eyes as she leaned forward and gripped the desk tightly, sticking her behind out even further before unleashing another round of fetid gas!!!
*FRRRRRRRRLLLLLLPHT!!!*
*PHHHHHBBBBBBLTCH!!!*
*ppprrrt...ffffRRRRLT*
*ssssSSSSRRRRRLPTCHRTPT!!!!!!!*
“Gods, how is this even possible!?!?”
The blue-haired teacher was utterly taken aback!
Not only was this simply out of character for such a control-freak like Edelgard, but the sheer SIZE of her growing dump was mind-boggling!!!
Within seconds, her singular grapefruit-sized load had doubled to the size of a watermelon, and even further than that TRIPLING into the mass of two, maybe even THREE sacks of potatoes!!!
All those reeking, browning lumps so disgustingly settling into her seat...the sounds alone were enough to bring one’s stomach to an upset!!!
“E-Edelgard, just hold on!!!
I’ll fetch the nurse immediately, students look after her!!!”
Byleth made a mad-dash for the halls just like that, partially out of worry, partially to escape the horrid stench…
But unbeknownst to her, despite Edelgard’s insurmountable shame, her hands were shakily reaching between her heavily soiled thighs and pushing right up against her mushy crotch, massaging firmly…
The young professor bolted down corridor after corridor on her way to the medical ward, hardly stopping for even so much as a “Hello”.
Edelgard had to have been terribly ill to produce so much….UGH!
She needed help as quickly as possible!!!
Yet right as she thought this, the haste-making professors bumped right into someone else in front of the girl’s restrooms, causing them to fall back with a high-pitched cry and a hat flying into the air!
“Damn...I’m terribly sorry, I’m in a bit of a rush an- DOROTHEA!? ”
Having reached down to at least pick up the hat, upon looking up at the figure she bumped into, Byleth spotted one of her own students, sitting there now with the strangest of looks on her face!
A bit lip, sweaty brow, crossed twitching eye...a silence fell between them, but only for just a second before a resounding ‘pppRAAAAAAAAALP!!!’ splattered up from between the two!
Byleth looked down only to utterly regret it as a massive, brown mound of fresh hot mud overflowed right out of the delicate little panties, so plainly visible under Dorothea’s dress!!!
“GODS, NOT YOU TOO!!!”
The shocked woman quickly covered her nose and mouth, having inhaled more than her fair share of rancid odors today!
Seeing that Dorothea was still CLEARLY in the middle of her...unfortunate accident, she simply placed the hat back on her head and continued, yelling back to her!
“I’ll get help, don’t worry!!!”
And yet, strangely enough, despite the utterly REPULSIVE feeling of sticky hot mush surging up her womanhood, Dorothea found herself almost uncontrollably rocking her hips back and forth in her pile…
Byleth was now beyond worried!
Two students having such horrid incidents within such little time of each other?
Surely it was more than a coincidence...but there was no time to ponder!
First and foremost, those poor girls need HELP!!!
Turning yet another corner in these seemingly endless halls, a quickly tiring professor has no choice but to take a quick break from her running and lean up against the wall.
“Ha...ha...all this running around…”
She panted to herself, finding one hand slowly rubbing her stomach which ached and rumbled ominously…
“Nngh...perhaps I ran too hard and pulled something...o-or maybe…”
“SOMEONE, WE NEED HELP OVER HERE!!!”
The woman’s mind only briefly touched upon a more horrendous thought, before hearing a needy cry from a familiar voice.
Putting aside her discomfort, Byleth ran to the source of the voice, only to see the strong, armored swordsmaster Catherine, letting a flushed and heavily panting Leonie lean on her shoulder as she limply walked forward, toting behind her a...oh gods, not ANOTHER incident!!!
“You,
professor!
Help me out here, Leonie’s feeling incredibly ill!!!”
Catherine said, immediately prompting Byleth to rush to her side and help hold Leonie steady.
While she did so, a quick glance at her back side and a wrinkle of her nose told her all she needed to know!
A gargantuan, irregularly shaped mass of steaming hot mess bulged out unabashedly from underneath her skirt, filling out her spats near the point of ripping!!!
“The poor girl was fine just moments ago, and then during our sparring session she just squatted down and- NNNGUH!!! ”
The older woman suddenly stopped mid-sentence, hunching forward with her arms clasped around her stomach, leaving Byleth with little power to stop Leonie from falling back, right onto her manure-packed spats with an audible SPLAT and a...questionable “Oooh~♥”
Byleth tried to reach back to immediately help the student up, but seeing the suddenly EXPLODED spats splatter mess all over the floor (and on the professor’s boots, unfortunately), had her recoiling! Besides that, the girl seemed to be...THOROUGHLY invested in sinking her hands into her own filth-laden crotch for some reason!!!
Whatever this could be, it certainly wasn’t NORMAL!!!
Needing to absolutely take a moment to process all that happened, Byleth slowly backed up, but quickly found herself tripping over Catherine’s kneeling form!!!
“D-DAMN YOU, BYLETH!!!
CAN’T YOU SEE I-I...OH
GODS DAMN YOU!!!
GGGGGRRRRRRRNGHYAAAAAAAA!!! ”
Now on her hands and knees, white-clad behind fully up in the air, Catherine screamed and strained as hard as she could with a bright red face, forcing out right before Byleth an incredibly thick, knobbly-headed turd that pushed her pant-fabric further and further from her body!!!
A single, mighty log that was practically unyielding for a solid minute, before simply collapsing under pressure and crumbling into several firm little lumps settling within her seat!
Having NO CLUE what to make of this obvious schoolwide pandemic of pants-pooping, nor of the fact that Catherine now shamefully, tearfully, yet oh-so DUTIFULLY seemed to claw at her soiled behind with an amazingly lewd expression, Byleth had given up on stopping for these poor ladies!
This was clearly something far beyond what she could fix, she needed more than the help of a nurse...she needed the archbishop for this plague!!!
Silently, she made the decision to continue down the halls, despite her stomach-churning nausea, despite the growing fullness in the pit of her bowels, despite the utterly dizzying nonsense that filled this poor academy’s walls!!!
Now making her way to the church, she only got as far as the front doors of the very academy before bumping into an even more worrisome sight!!!
Right there in the foyer, center floor, another of her own personal students, the sweet and reserved Bernadetta, sat splay-legged and terribly soiled, her undergarments filled to the brim with an excessive amount of excrement!!!
But even worse yet there seemed to be someone behind her, with their hands freely squishing about and massaging the obviously THOROUGHLY pleasured girl’s bared (though heavily coated) privates!
The notably lustful lush of an instructor Manuela seemed to be MUCH more than just a bit tipsy today!
Her face was utterly flushed, her hips high up in the air and lacey panties packed beyond capacity behind her with enough womanly mess to put not one, but five elephants to shame!!!
And hardly even able to form a proper sentence, the woman plunged her fingers into Bernadetta’s soft, wet lady parts while so clearly shifting her own thighs to massage her own snatch with her gross gunk!!!
Byleth couldn’t even find it in her to react...by this point, hardly anything could surprise her.
Instead she simply limped down the several staircases, ignoring the lustful cries of joy as the two women seemingly came to a disgustingly squishy orgasm, and placed one hand on the doors that would lead her out to the church…
“Gods, help us…”
She whispered, now feeling an incredible amount of pressure bubbling up within her gut as she pushed the doors open.
To her shock, the archbishop herself, Rhea, squatted there with hands on her knees, dress hastily bunched around her waist and revealing her pure white satin panties in entirety, sweating and panting heavily as this blight seemed to even reach the holiest of women.
“LADY RHEA!!!”
Byleth rushed to the woman’s side, crouching down and instantly grabbing her hands and holding them to let her know support was here!
“O-Oh, my dear...
HRNNNGH
...B-Byleth…
I came to warn the academy, but I’m afraid I was...
FRRRRNFFFF...
t-too late.
The cafeteria food...i-it...it…”
Byleth’s eyes widened in realization!
Before Rhea could even finish, she connected all the dots!!!
That strange taste, the off-putting color…
“IT WAS TAINTED!
THE MEAT WAS TAI-
GAH!!!
A-Ah...uwa….
Oh gods, have mercy…
”
Rhea whispered desperately, squeezing Byleth’s hands even tighter as her hole uncontrollably began to open up!
Byleth herself began to feel an intense pull at her stomach, and a blast of quiet wind forced its way out of her behind!!!
A cold sweat broke out on her skin, and a foreboding feeling of DOOM loomed over her.
The inevitable...was here.
“HRRRRRRNNNNN NNNNGHRAAAAAA!!!”
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSCRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPHRTRLPTCHBBBBRL!!!*
Both women, unable to hold themselves back any longer, let out the most primal of grunts for the most primal of needs as arm-thick logs of pure, unadulterated SHIT ejected itself from the two taut bottoms directly into their panties!!!
Their poo poured out of them like wet cement, waterfalling right into their seats and piling up over itself again and again and again, quickly overwhelming their underthings and beginning to soil the ground beneath them!!!
“H-Heeaven’s forgive me, I...I CANNOT HOLD BACK ANY LONGER!!!”
Rhea cried out with immense lust, now plunging one hand deep into her quickly front-to-back packed panties, and fingering herself madly!!!
Byleth, now having been subjected to the same powerful pooping session herself, began to truly understand the epidemic!!!
“What could tainted meat have POSSIBLY had to do with such horniness among the academy!?”
It was THIS!
THIS feeling right here, the immeasurable amount of sudden relief and pleasure one felt when taking a well-needed dump.
From the sudden stretching out of their assholes to the crazily stimulating feel of something sliding past that sensitive ring, right down to the orgasmic disengagement of a log breaking free and leaving you empty...this feeling, made SO many times more potent thanks to the hyperdumps caused by so much tainted food, was enough to drive anyone to this.
Byleth, having finally figured out the cause, determining that long-term effects would be miniscule, and most importantly GETTING SOAKING WET from her own shit practically ripping her panties from her hips, decided that no longer would she have to ignore her desires.
And so, not just taking her own hand, but Rhea’s free one for herself, she forced those fingers right up her own pussy and began to masterfully stroke herself, bringing herself to the most mind-breaking climax she’d ever felt...