Chapter Text
4 Gays and 2 Disappointments (they're bi)
Chan
Guys
I am so fucking screwed
Vernon
By whom?
Jun
Not the time
What happened Dino?
Seungcheol
Probably did something stupid as usual
Chan
I kissed someone
Mingyu
Alright alright
No need to brag
Chan
No no i kissed someone i wasn't supposed to
Jun
Oh god
Did you kiss someone who is already in a relationship?
Wonwoo
Dear lord
Where did i go wrong in raising this boy
Chan
Okay first of all
You had no hand in raising me you bitch
Mingyu
How dare you call him a bitch you little piece of shit
This is not how we raised you, homewrekcer
Chan
I DID NOT WRECK ANY HOMES
Seungcheol
Then how did you screw up with a kiss?
Chan
I kissed someone I wasn't supposed to
Vernon
We already went through this chan
Wonwoo
Are you high?
Vernon
YOU GOT HIGH WITHOUT ME
TO THINK YOU KNOW A PERSON
FUCK YOU CHAN
Chan
I am not high
Just nervous
Very nervous
Seungcheol
Vernon.
We talked about this.
Vernon
We did???
Mingyu
He doesn't remember shit
Was high back then too
Chan
Guys
PLEASE FOCUS
Wonwoo
OH MY GOD
PLEASE WHAT CHAN
DID YOU KISS A STRAIGHT GUY OR WHAT?
Chan
Worse
I kissed lee seokmin
read 5.17 pm
Chan
Guys
GUYS
PLEASE TELL ME ITS OKAY
TELL ME NOT TO PANIC
Wonwoo
Well that will depend
Jun
Tell us how did he take it?
Chan
Heres the thing
I dont know
Seungcheol
What do you mean?
Chan
I kind of ran away??
Seungcheol
WHY
Jun
It was nice knowing you
Vernon
Not really
But you did sneak me weed
So i'll miss you when i don't get weed
Seungcheol
We really need to talk chwe hansol
Vernon
Fuck off grandpa
Wonwoo
I'll always remember you
Or realistically for another month at best
But whenever i see an otter
You'll flash in my mind
Mingyu
Okay a quick question
Why are we reacting this way?
Isn't he like publicly gay AND single
So whats the harm?
Jun
Has your pea brain forgotten that he is Jeonghan and Joshua's baby??
Mingyu
Joshua Hong?
Wonwoo
whose else would it be?
Vernon
Is that why josh's asking me for your number?
Mingyu
You know joshua?
How?
Jun
Mingyu please eat some almonds everyday
It will really help your memory
Wonwoo
Joshua's his supplier
Seungcheol
Please send me Joshua Hong's number
I would like to have a talk with him
Jun
Like your simpy ass will be able to handle that lovely conversation
Chan
Guys can you please not take the attention from me for once?
Vernon at any costs do not send him my number
Send Jun or Wonwoo's instead
Vernon
Hmm let's see
Chan or my beautiful weed supplier
Chan or my only connection to my birth place
Chan or the handsomest (fight me!) guy of our school
I have to say, you fall a little short Channie
Seungcheol
Um guys
I just got added to a chat called we would like to propose
And it has Joshua and Jeonghan in it
Wonwoo
Pretty sure its not for you so dont think in that direction
Jun
Way to break the poor guys heart wonnie
Seungcheol
Shut up!
I wasn't thinking that way
I don't even remotely like either of them
A pair of menaces
Mingyu
Hot menaces
Chan
MURDER
THEY WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE MY MURDER
I AM DEAD
Seungcheol
Dont worry Chan
I'll sort it out
Chan
Thanks dad
Mingyu
My poor heart
Wonwoo
Next thing youll say i am not your mother
Chan
You arent
Jun is
Jun
Yeah pass
I am not even dating Seungcheol
We cant be your mother and father
Mingyu
Neither are we
Still we are his parents
Or atleast were
Chan
Fine vernon's my mother
Vernon
I would never raise a boy who runs after kissing their year long crush
Chan
Okay fine
Wonwoo youre my mother
Mingyu, you and Seungcheol are my co-fathers
Mingyu
yeah we dont want you anymore
Wonwoo
Youre uninvited at Christmas