Work Text:
unknown number: Free icees pizza!! Respond within twenty minutes to claim.
Berdly: Claim!
unknown number: You didn’t respond correctly, please tell us what you like about icees pizza to claim.
Berdly: It’s yummy! Claim!
unknown number: You didn’t respond correctly, please tell us what you want to eat.
Berdly: Large cheese pizza from ICE-E is very scrumptious, CLAIM.
unknown number: You didn’t respond correctly, please tell us your favourite icees experience.
Berdly: The free pizza they gave to school, CLAIM!
unknown number: You didn’t respond correctly.
Berdly: ????
Clam????
Claim*
ICE-E???????????
discount barney: lol is he still falling for it
apple flavoured menace: Yes
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Noelle Holiday started a text message group chat with 3 others
N: hi guys ^-^ putting a group chat together so we can actually do our projects :]
B: WHY IS ICE-E HERE
S: who
K: Do you have me saved as icee, lmao?
B: NO YOU’RE SAVED AS ICE-E SPAM- WHO ARE YOU?!
N: why do you have Kris saved as Ice-E spam? :<
B: KRIS????
S: dumbass actually thought icees had phones lol
N: they?? do??? :3?
S: then why do they never pick up? checkmate
K: Me sorry
B: Kris. What in angels name are you doing to make the ICE-E phone line unavailable, ALL THE TIME.
K: Pranks
B: What sort of pranks??
S: dude you dont wanna know
i was there for one of them
chaos
K: Chaos chaos?
S: ayyyyyy
B: ????????
Noelle? What are they talking about??
N: Berdly if i knew why they’re like this i would have solved the secrets of the universe.
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holidaygirl1225 created a group with krismas, SUZIEZILLA, and smartgeniusNEW
holidaygirl1225
ok we’re trying this again! on Discord! ^-^
that way we can’t have the same kind of confusion on whos who :]
SUZIEZILLA
holiday girl? for realisies?
smartgeniusNEW
Bold words coming from “suziezilla”
SUZEIZILLA
youre just jealous of my aura. bet youve never even watched blood crushers
krismas
Watched is a strong word for the sleeping you did
smartgeniusNEW
The Blood Crushers franchise is merely too gorey for my, *ahem*, distinguished movie taste
No offence
holidaygirl1225
I’m sorry, did Susie say aura
SUZIEZILLA
did bergly write out a thing you say
krismas
You cannot stop the spread of the brainrot
holidaygirl1225 (replying to “did bergly…”)
A vocalisation?
SUZIEZILLA
yeah that thing
nerd
krismas named the chat “lightnerds”
smartgeniusNEW (replying to “did bergly…”)
Berdly*
Please get my name right, Suzie
SUZIEZILLA
nuh uh
borgle
krismas
Bergeledy
holidaygirl1225 (replying to “Please get…”)
Susie*
smartgeniusNEW
Betrayed by my closest confidant. How will I ever recover from this…
*ahem* I SAID, how will I ever recover?
krismas
Theres a hospital right next to the libary
Go there after yiur done being a nerd?
SUZIEZILLA
they might be able to give oyu a better name
burgerly
holidaygirl1225
SPEAKING of the Library!!
we should all meet up there to, yknow, actually work on our projects? :3
smartgeniusNEW (replying to “SPEAKING of…”)
Librarby*
krismas
You cannot be serious
Its a misspelling
smartgeniusNEW
Of course that’s what you’d think, as a beta human
But I, as an alpha with skibidi rizz, know that the second “b” is intentional
It means something. Something IMPORTANT
SUZIEZILLA
whats it mean dumbass?
smartgeniusNEW
Books
holidaygirl1225
…
krismas (replying to “we should…”)
sure lmao