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Ranny the Shrew.
That was the girl he'd been looking for.
A pornstar who would be perfect to show to his rival with benefits. He'd get to ride Shadow to oblivion if he showed him this chick. A shrew with long black hair, messy and barbarian. Cyan eyes and cerise fur that went perfectly with what she claimed herself to be.
"The wildest woman alive."
Sonic hit the bell outside the door to Shadow's house, the one he usually visited when the two would have sex.
Shadow opened the door, looking at Sonic derisively and asking the most important question of them all.
"Why do you look so excited, faker?"
Good! He could explain! He walked into the house and took his shoes off, eager to get to some action and feeling glad when Shadow followed. "Well, Shads, I thought that we could fuck today, buuut..." as he trailed off he got more smug, looking at Shadow with a stupid smirk. Shadow was not amused. "Spit it out, hedgehog!"
"I wanna watch porn with you!"
Shadow froze, his facial muscles twitching before eventually readjusting into a confused eyebrow raise. "...Porn? Why would we watch that?" He asked apprehensively.
Sonic was elated to get to explain more. "Well since we're both bi I think it could be fun to watch a chick while we fuck, y'know? And I found a pretty Shrew's website" He showed Shadow a picture of the girl. "Look at her," Sonic said. "Isn't she so fuckable?"
Shadow sighed, but he would admit she looked good. He really did want to watch her and he wasn't gonna deny a chance to say all of his sexual desires into the blue bastards ear.
"Fine," Shadow said flatly, walking to his bedroom. "Mirror your phone screen so we can pick something together."
Sonic giggled and said "On it, Shads," and followed him. After starting the TV in front of Shadow's bed and fixing up the display the two sat back and looked at the page, scanning for videos that could get them going.
Then they found it.
A video titled "Triple Tunnel Tour."
What could go wrong.
"Alright, let's see the tunnels." Shadow nodded and Sonic turned on the video.
There she was, Ranny the Shrew, in a macrame suit barely covering her body and leaving her breasts exposed. "Oh hey boys," she waved at the audience and shook her chest a little, making Shadow suddenly captivated.
"So, you want a trip through my tunnels?" She smiled and got closer to the camera, opening her mouth and licking her teeth.
"Damn, I want my dick in that..." Sonic said, his cock leaving his skin pouch. Shadow agreed, his dark purple and red tentacle-like cock also exposed. Sonic reached over to touch Shadow's dick, loving the way the tip tried to wrap around his finger. Shadow groaned, continuing to watch the video with rapt attention.
"This here, is my food tunnel." She giggled and bit her lip. "This is where the food goes in. It's also a perfect cum deposit." She smiled again and lifted her breast up to her mouth, kissing the nipple with a seductive look on her face.
Shadow started jerking Sonic's cock in return, both incredibly turned on by the shrew on the screen.
Ranny sat down and moved the camera to her lower region. "This," she said, spreading her legs. "Is my love tunnel. It's pink and wet and tight, perfect if you want to make me scream while still hearing me say your name." She spread her lips and put a finger in the hole. "But remember, only good boys get this one."
"Goddamn," Shadow said. "It's looks so good." Sonic couldn't help but agree with him. "Yeah, that pussy would feel so good."
Ranny sat up again. "But that's not the last one," she got on all fours with her face toward the camera and winked, her breasts swinging hypnotically like pendulums. "I still have one more tunnel to show you." She turned around, with her ass now to the camera and showed her pucker.
"This," she said, winking her asshole at the camera. "This is my turd tunnel. It works out every day and can push and pull hard."
Shadow's hand paused on Sonic's dick. "Turd tunnel? What the hell?"
Sonic was also disturbed. "Damn, she's crass," he said, also stopping his movement. "Let's just...ignore that."
Shadow sighed "Alright, but only because her asshole actually does look sexy."
"So...I've been craving something," the girl continued, bouncing her cheeks. "I want to show you what my body can do." She put her finger in her asshole as she continued speaking. "So you all know that my love tunnel is a baby factory, but of course, I stay protected from such things." She spoke with candor that was, admittedly, mildly unsettling to the hedgehogs. "But my brown baby factory needs to drop something off." She got on her feet and squatted and...
Oh no...
It widened...
"No! Stop!" Shadow screamed, his voice a loud falsetto so unlike him that it made him seem possessed.
"Oh dear Chaos, what is this filth!?" Sonic's voice cracked so hard it sounded like an untuned violin. "What the fuck is wrong with this woman!?"
"Turn it off now, you fucking moron!"
"I want to but it just won't turn off!"
"Turn off the fucking Bluetooth or I'm breaking your damn phone!"
"Dude, I'm trying-!"
And there came the Chaos Spear.
Welp, there goes his phone.
He looked at the source of the spear, a hedgehog who's dick clearly gave up from a fatal dose of mood killing. His dick was hidden in its pouch and his hand was over his mouth, his eyes wide and stance unstable as he looked at the broken phone.
"Look, Shads, you don't need to feel guilty about destroying my phone, I'll just-"
Shadow's eyes scrunched up as he grunted, some yellow liquid escaping from his mouth and running through the cracks between his fingers.
"I get it, Shadow. I get it."