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Winter had always had the suspicion that her beautiful, cool girlfriend Karina MIGHT be a robot. She obviously didn't have any proof but the way Karina behaved kind of reminded her of a robot.
If you're wondering how winter came to that conclussion, she could list a few things up.
Number 1: Karina was never late, and yes Winter meant it. KARINA WAS NEVERRRRR LATE not even 1 minute late.
When they first started dating, Winter hadn't noticed it but now as she looked closer, she started noticing how Karina planned every single step, to always be ON TIME. yes it was insane.
Number 2: Karina knew every little fact. YES WINTER MEANT IT.
Winter had tested it on her own by once randomly asking how fast the milky way was moving while they were stargazing. Karina had answered the question within 1 second with a straight and bored look. SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THAT? At least Winter knew the answer now 600 kilometers per second. (Totally not googled by me)
Number 3: Uh... Winter actually forgot wh- OH YEAH SHE REMEMBERS AGAIN. During TITANIC AKA THE WORLD SADDEST MOVIE TO EXIST had Winter sobbing and gasping for air meanwhile Karina pointed out how unrealistic everything was and if they had shot from another angel it would've looked better (Winter wasn't happy that her girlfriend was trying to be some movie critic instead of COMFORTING her girlfriend) SPOILER ALERT: Karina had slept on the floor that day, yes NOT even the couch was allowed for Karina.
Number 4: Karina seemed to remember everything. There was a time in their relationship, where Winter used to make fake small innocent lies to look cool for example she told Karina that she doesn't really like nutella, now one year later, as they were eating breakfast, Karina pointed out that Winter was smearing too much nutella for someone who claimed not to like Nutella. (Winter tried to lie her way out again but Karina clearly didn't seem convinced)
Those were enough reasons for Winter to think that Karina was a R O B O T
Someone had probably built Karina to make Winter a one less lonely human.
Winter had tried to be sneaky and pretend to sleep to see if Karina recharges herself while Winter is actually sleeping. Karina didn't recharge herself.
Now Winter was sure that Karina probably uses batteries to keep herself energized.
Winter even tried to turn off the WiFi to see if Karina would shut down but instead Karina had become really angry AND THAT ANGER REMINDED WINTER OF AN ANGRY ROBOT. She was sure that Karina would shoot out some laser with her eyes. (Karina didn't do anything she just glared at Winter while plugging the WiFi in again.)
Still you get winter's point right? KARINA WAS A ROBOT.
And to prove that Winter was right, she would need her two best friends who would also be her detective partners.
Later...
«WINTER YOU HAVE GONE CRAZY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK YOU'RE DATING A ROBOT???» Giselle seemed frustrated with her dumb friend.
«NO PLEASEEE HEAR ME OUT. I LITERALLY LISTED YOU FOURRRRR REASONS WHY KARINA MIGHT BE A ROBOT PLEASE HELP ME FIGURE OUT IF SHE REALLY IS A ROBOT OR JUST A PERFECT GIRLFRIEND» Winter clasped her hands together and strated begging. «PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-»
«Okay you know what? We don't have other hobbies anyways so let's figure out if your girl is a robot or just a good girlfriend. What are you gonna do anyways if we find out that Karina is actually a robot? Break up with her?» Ningning who was Giselle's girlfriend, asked her helpless friend.
«YIPIIIEEEE also NO WAY IN HELL would I break up with my beautiful girlfriend. I just wanna figure out if she is a robot or not that's it.»
«I am NOT gonna do this, seriously Winter please think logical. Robots dont exist this isnt detroid become human pabo. This is real life not some idk dumb wattpad story...so how about we just grab a drink together instead of... finding out if your human girlfriend is a robot.» Giselle, the only one with some logic spoke up.
Ningning took Giselle's hand and pressed it against her cheek while giving her the best puppy eyes she could. «Oh come on babe pleaseeee, i think winter has a point maybe Karina is some robot that runs on solar power, let's help our poor friend. Pleasee, aren't you my sweet little pookie, beautiful, darling, honey, cupcake star sweety girlfriend?»
Giselle folded, she leaned in to kiss Ningning's forehead. «Yeah... maybe youre right, let's help our little poor friend but after that promise me that we will get ice cream together and do a movie marathon with just us together?»
Ningning smiled gently. «Of course, we can even cuddle all night an-»
«CAN YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT THAT LATER??? FOCUS ON ME AND HELP ME FIND OUT IF MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ROBOT!»
«Okay okay fine fine fine so like what do you want us to do?» Giselle crossed her arms, annoyed by the fact that Winter interrupted her and Ningning's cuddle plan.
«I have an idea...» Ningning's evil smirk appeared.
Later...
«Winter... I don't think pouring Ice cold water on your girlfriend is a good idea... She's clearly a human so how about we all go back, maybe watch a movie and chillax.» Giselle's voice shook because first of all she was scared that Karina would get angry and beat them all up and second of all they were all clearly wasting time. Robot's did not exist but Winter was too much of a pabo to see that...
«SHHHHH Stop trying to ruin my plan loser! Can't you see??? This is a TOP SECRET MISSION so I need you to stay quiet or else I will shoot you to mars.»
«HEY DONT YOU DARE TO THREATEN MY GIRL! IF YOU WANNA MESS WITH HER YOU GOTTA MESS WITH ME FIRST!» Ningning protectivly stood in front Giselle, shielding her like a super hero. Giselle's eyes teared up from her girlfriend's cute protectiveness.
«That's my girl...» Giselle whispered.
«GUYS! STAY QUIET LOOK THERE SHE IS!» They all ducked behind the rock outside of Winter's apartment and watched as the ice cold bucket fell on Karina.
They kept watching until Karina angrily disappeared.
«TOLD YOU! She's a human, she didn't shut down because of the water. Now can we please go and watch some movie instead of doing this dumb thing?» Giselle got desperate, she finally wanted to get the hell out of here.
«No that was only one test, let's find out more.»
Later…
«Ah... I'm not sure about this one Winter... doesn't this seem DANGEROUS.» Giselle scratched her head unsure.
Ningning nodded whole clinging onto Giselle's arm. «I actually agree with Giselle, this is even dangerous in my opinion, and you know I am the type of person who would go skydiving without parachute»
«No no trust me, shutting the city's lights off will help us find out this big secret!» Winter grabbed the handle and pulled it down with a harsh tug
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«OH MY GOD HOW YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, ARE YOU CRAZY??? WE WILL GET SO ARRESTED! LET'S ESCAPE!» Giselle grabber her girlfriend's and Winter's hand and escape right before the police spotted them, they all jumped in Ningning's car, Ningning pressed the gas and safely escaped. (almost driving into a tree)
They drove to Karina's and Winter's shared home to see if robotrina was shut down or not.
Winter jumped out of the car before it even stopped like some gta character, Ningning followed and so did Giselle and the car drove into a ditch and exploded.
«Great... there goes my porsche.» Ningning mumbled, they all followed Winter, who unlocked the door only to find a furious Karina with two of her front tooth missing.
«KIM MINJEONG DID YOU SHUT THE CITY'S LIGHTS OFF????? I FELL DOWN AND LOST MY TWO TEETHS BECAUSE OF YOU.»
Winter flinched, Giselle and Ningning slowly backed off.
«Uh oh, she used your goverment name... this is our sign to escape.» Giselle and Ningning ran out, stole some kids bike and cycled away.
«At least I know now that you're not some robot.» Winter sheepishly said. «please don't be mad, I love you.»
«OH YOU ARE SO SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.»
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