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One night stands carry far more dangers

Summary:

Shidou, after being turned down by three separate people while growing incessantly horny, decided he could just do it himself. No human contact needed.

Notes:

Not beta read, tell me if there are any inconsistencies!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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"Mmnghf-fuck–" Shidou shuddered as he stilled himself, trying to quickly take in the whole length of the dildo currently lodged inside his ass. It's big, 8 inches big, that's what he was trying to slam himself down on. Shidou took in a deep breath, focused on calming his nerves as he added a third and fourth finger all at once inside his wet pussy, working himself open hastily in the front while he lets his backside adjusts properly.

Shidou let out a frustrated groan as he searched for his prostate but failing continously. Being too hasty, his fingers at best grazes it– however, they never managed to press down on it. It was difficult for him to touch that spot right

"Fuck–ing hell." He hissed, expression crunched in annoyance, giving up on actually pleasuring himself with his shitty fingers. He instead focused on working the tight hole open, getting excited at the thought of what was going inside his cunt later. Three minutes passed and he removed his fingers, having too little patience to actually stretch himself open– Ryuusei didn't particularly care about pain anyway.

He bent forward to grab the pill shaped vibrator thrown near the edge of the bed, quickly turning it on– Shidou promptly shoved it up his tight walls. He let out a loud mewl as the vibration massaged his insides pleasantly, giving Shidou just the slightest bit of the satisfaction that he was craving. 

Legs getting numb, he was reminded of the remaining 4 inches of dick he has yet to sit down on. Breathing in, he started to lower himself down, down and— "Hnngh!"; it was only two inches more, but he already felt so deliciously full. He felt the fat cock head hit his rectosigmoid junction. Every of his impatient attempts to go down further was met with resistance from the tight entrance, refusing to let the fat dildo in despite Ryuusei's best wishes. The cock was hitting and rubbing his walls roughly, too thick to just simply penetrate him further. His futile efforts to force its way pass the small opening only caused Shidou to bounce on it like a whore, hands gripping the sheets for support. The man bit his bottom lip, spit coming out from the corners of his mouth as he placed a hand on his erect clit.

'Need to loosen up, too tight for the whole thing to go in.' Shidou teased the tip with both his index and middle fingers, moaning in delight as a hot pleasure shot through his body. He started to rub his clit from the sides, his vagina squeezing around the vibrating device inside him. Slick dripped down from his slightly gapping cunt, and suddenly Ryuusei tugged the vibrator down– moaning loudly as he felt it massages his entrance on the way out. Covered in his juices, the vibrator pulsed around his hand; Shidou stared at it through half lidded eyes, getting incredibly aroused by the sight. Then, he pushes the head of the small device against his clit, mewling like he didn't have neighbors probably sleeping in the next room.

Using the quick distractingly relaxing feeling as his chance, Shidou forced his way down the dildo– and succeeded in opening the junction. It was painful, an aching, almost burning pain, but Shidou reveled in it. Every centimeters he managed to take in, Shidou only got hornier, his front leaking like crazy around nothing, craving the attention of the vibrator to be inside it– or just anything really. He intended to get the little device to reach further inside, to let it massage his cervix directly– but that has to wait, go too fast and Ryuusei might just accidently rip something.

"There we–" He pried his ass open further with one hand, successfully feeling the last inch slid inside him with a slight resistance, "—go!" He shuddered once he felt the cold temperature of the base touch his butt, whimpering pathetically as he slightly rocked forward, rejoicing in the ache mixed with pleasure surging like tidal waves through his entire body. 

Technically speaking, Shidou should take a moment to let his body adjust– even if just to reduce the slightest amount of soreness he was guaranteed to experience tomorrow morning– but the man was too impatient to simply sit back and wait. The vibrations were driving him nuts, practically teasing him of what he should be fucking himself on two minutes ago.

Now, due to... unfortunate circumstances, something relating to storage space– Shidou only owned one dildo. He had forsaw that he'd crave for more than one dick at a time; which was exactly why he always looked for hookups on nights like these. He had never once have people turned him down over the promise of good sex. After all, who wouldn't want to try being apart of a threesome at least once in their life? Well, that was until today. Apparently, they only wanted to hookup solo; only one stranger and Ryuusei, no one else involved. He honestly didn't understand why someone would turn down an offer as good as that, even after Shidou had offered to fuck only one of them (one at a time, the other watches).

Regardless, he had to make do with what he had at home. And that's when he remembered about the suspiciously misshapened fruit he bought just a day ago. The eggplant had a small bump near the middle of it's skin and one near the calyx, Shidou gauges they were big enough to perfectly press into his prostate and rub against the opening of his sensitive hole just nicely.

 

Quickly pushing the small vibrator back inside his leaking vagina, Shidou reached out to firmly grip the purple fruit near its head. Despite already washing and cleaning it three times, Ryuusei still felt like it shouldn't go up the place where the sun doesn't shine. Which was not at all what he wanted– for fucks sake, he already went this far, no way was he going to stop now. He remembered the condoms he brought back from the club, probably the only pair of condoms he has in his apartment, but his jacket was too far away from his bed. He would have to get up and

 

Fuck. That.

 

He'd rather get punched in the guts than get up right now. Shidou had already strained his legs muscles too much to simply get up now. And for what? Just a few condoms?? This isn't even a real dick! Why should he bother using protection!? It's not like the eggplant will just shrivel up and rot inside him!

 

Chucking all common sense out the window, Shidou began to prob around his wet entrance. Using his own slick, he rubbed it all over the fruit in a messy manner, his mind rushing him to push it in already.

Ryuusei breathe in as he forces the fruit inside, eyes half lidded and teeth sinking into his bottom lip, he let out a low and long moan as he felt the fat base of the fruit pushes against his walls, pushing his tight velvety walls wider, opening him up like he was made for this. He keeps pushing, and pushing until it met the vibrator stuffed inside him, and forced it up further. He was dripping all over his hand and onto the bed. Shidou couldn't care less about the sticky mess he'll find himself in later, Shidou placed chasing his own pleasure was of utmost priority. It finally came to a momentary pause when he felt the vibrator hit something (his cervix) and Shidou practically grinned in delight at the fact. Leaning back on the headboard, Shidou almost sobbed in joy at the feeling of both of his slutty holes being stuffed full. His cunt was squelching and pulsating around the eggplant, while his backside was squeezing and tightening itself around the thick dildo. 

With a slight shudder, he opened his legs wider and began thrusting the fruit in and out with long, rapid drags– body jumping at the first two hits to his prostate. Shidou pursed his lips, grinning slightly, watching himself fuck open his own pussy was hotter than he expected, his legs quivering with every drag along his walls, "S-soo good, hhnnggh ♡ "

He bucked his hips upward, making sure the thick fruit hit his prostate more, pressing against it with almost the right amount of pressure. The smooth bottom of the aubergine jostled the vibrator around just for the device to get pushed against Shidou's warm flesh with each thrust, Shidou moved and angled the fruit in every way he could think of while his brain was nothing but a filthy lust filled cave– then it happened. Ryuusei let out a loud wail as he came; squirting everywhere. He immediately stopped moving, hand shoving the aubergine to the hilt, his whole body trembled as he took seconds to recover.

 

The vibrator didn't just nudged its way in– it basically plunged itself into his cervix, the head spreading lukewarm vibrations all over the tight walls of his sensitive organ.

 

Everything felt so fucking good– Ryuusei almost never want this to end.

 

Hands scrambling to find the remote attached to the end of the device massaging his walls, Shidou quickly turned the setting to max and promptly threw his head back when he could feel the 'seismic waves' spreading through and from his own stomach. Eyebrows pulled taut, Shidou let out whorish moans as he began to genuinely bounce instead– the pleasure coming from both his ass and pussy made him see stars. The dildo's bulging veins were rubbing at every muscles inside him, making every friction a hot, all-consuming sensation. Mixed with the hungry ramming in his front, wet and sloppy, Shidou came a second time. The orgasm hit him like a goddamn earthquake, knocking the wind out of him. His eyes rolled back and his hips buckled forward, rejoicing in the sensation of his prostate being stimulated and his entrance getting teased. 

 

His face was so red; sweat and tears trickled down his face like a water fall. Shidou panted as he took a minute to recover, pulling his soul back to Earth after back-to-back orgasms.

 

As soon as he couldn't hear any more ringing in his ear, Shidou restarted the momentum from earlier. This time, Ryuusei make sure to really hold the eggplant where the side with the bumps is facing upwards– making sure it'll hit his prostate and fuck the entrance to his vagina loose. 

 

Gods, just the thought of his vagina struggling to close itself up as he tries to go about his day-to-day life made him tightened around the fruit more.

He loves this.

 

Ryuusei bounced on both the objects, feeling his hyper sensitive walls reignite with a mouthwatering pain-pleasure that leaves him desiring more. His hand working in tandem with every rebound, going at a slightly faster speed. 

"Ugrhhh— why is t'is so gooshit! " he sobbed when the dildo unexpectedly hit his sigmoid colon at a harsh angle, causing tears to flow past his waterline. His front squirted everywhere but Shidou didn't stop moving, instead, he picked up the speed.

This might actually be better than sex, Shidou briefly finished his statement from just now. 

 

His movements started to slow as Shidou began grinding against the objects intruding his precious insides. Fingers went to rub at his sensitive clit, hips swaying back and forth, he chased the feeling of his upcoming orgasm. 

 

The man's body tensed up as he began to come, head slumping to the side, mouth wide open in a silent scream, tongue lolling out. The orgasm felt slow, dragging on for longer than it actually was– making him buck his hips mindlessly at the feeling and whimpering like a small puppy. When it stopped, Shidou immediately let his arms drop, sticking to whatever surface they landed on in a sweaty mess. 

 

He laid there, back against the headboard, chest heaving up and down, body completely sweat soaked. He stared at the ceiling as his vision slowly came back to him, lowkey admiring the paint job done there. The vibration from downstairs became over stimulating, and Shidou reached out damn near to his own pussy as he turned the setting down to low, finding peace in the frequency. 

 

When he regained enough strength, Ryuusei sat up and groaned when he felt them poke at his insides, grazing at his overly sensitive flesh. He fluttered long lashes at the sight beneath him, staring at the yellow pubic hair, drenched in sweat, and then downwards to where he could see around 30% of the aubergine that was still stuffing him full. Slick mixed with a milky white dripped down the horizontally circular fruit; Shidou watched the fluids glint in the streetlight spilling through his thin curtains. That... turned him on more than he thought.

 

Ryuusei licked his top lip, grabbing the second vibrator laying by his pillow. "One more time~ ♡"

Notes:

Okay but eggplants are genuinely so delicious if you prepare it right. I love eating grilled eggplants, theyre prob the best way to cook it imo

This was genuinely so fun to write lol, I enjoyed this way more than I expected

I was lowkey thinking of making someone walk in on Shidou fucking himself and make them fuck him, but i was too lazy to write another person