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[Old Version, May Delete Later After Reworking] Stupid Fucking Love

Summary:

I'm only keeping this up so I can rework it, I'm literally so ashamed of this ancient piece help

Notes:

I've never made a fanfic before so here goes... well... everything. I hope it's not too incredibly shitty. I feel like this will end badly. I promise though that there will be gamkar in the future if people actually read this, I kinda doubt anyone will though.
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Feedback would be ab-so-lute-ly lovely.

Characters belong to the lovely Andrew Hussie.

Chapter 1: First Day of Hell

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==> Be pissed Karkat

Your name is Karkat Vantas, you are 16, and you have recently transferred to a new school. You're really pissed about it. You had to leave all your friends behind and move to shitty texas. You don't know why your dad picked here of all places but you know you'll abso-fucking-lutely hate it here. You don't know where anything is, you don't know anyone, and you sure as fuck don't know where this asshole you call your father is taking you.

"Where the fuck are we going?" You scowl.

"YOU are going to school." He snaps at you.

You clench your fist and grumble to yourself.

"Why the fuck do I have to go to school today? We JUST moved here, can't we wait until next week?"

"No, I don't give a fuck if we just moved here. You are going to school today."

"But dad!"

"YOU'RE GOING AND THAT'S FINAL!" He shouts.

You sink back into the seat and look out the window. You watch as you pull up into a large school. You didn't expect it to be this big, especially for such a shitty place. You step out of the car and flip your dad the bird before walking up to the doors. You some-what hesitate before pushing the big metal doors open, only to be shoved by some dick wearing the stupidest fucking shades you've ever seen. You make a mental note to shove a boot up that dick's ass if you happen to see him again. The hallways are crowded and it seems like every five fucking seconds you're getting pushed around, which your height doesn't help the issue. You look around and try to find your way to the office and after what seems like ten minutes you decide to ask someone for directions. You walk up to a girl with long brown hair and round glasses and tap her on the shoulder.

"Excuse me." You say.

She turns around and gives you a big goofy smile.

"Hi! I'm Jade! Are you new here?" she asks.

You take a step back because she startles you a bit.

"Yeah. I'm new here." You grumble, "Do you know where the stupid office is? It's like a fucking maze here."

"I knew I didn't recognize you. The office is right down there!" she points to the right, "You go down that hallway and then take a left at the end, then it should be straight ahead!"

You say thanks as you hurry off. As the bell rings the halls become less crowded and you can finally make it to your destination. You walk into the office and the lady at the desk stares at you like you're the biggest pest she's ever seen. You walk up to her and tell her your name and you ask where the fuck you're supposed to be going. She hands you a sheet of paper with all your classes and the times you need to be there by, she hurries you out of the office with a "shoo". What a bitch.

When you finally find your class you're already twenty minutes late. You open the door and all the students face towards your direction. You grumble in annoyance as you listen to the whispers and mumbles spread throughout the room. The teacher hushes the class and calls you infront of her desk.

"Class," She starts, "This is our new student. Please welcome him to our class and treat him kindly."

She's actually pretty decent looking for a teacher. She has short, dark brown, curly hair. Large, round glasses. She's maybe a foot taller than you, and she has big, bright blue eyes. She looks at you and asks you to introduce yourself. You cross your arms and let out a huff, furrowing your eyebrows as you look at the class.

"I'm Karkat Vantas." You say with a hiss.

"Well, welcome Karkat. I'm your teacher, Ms. Crocker."

The class just stares at you and you hear them begin to whisper again, which just irratates you even more. You hear some douche say "Look at how short he is, isn't it just ADORABLE." so you turn your gaze to find that it was that dick from earlier, the one wearing the stupid shades. His friends laugh and you let out a grumble. You'll get that asshole eventually. The teacher tells you to take a seat anywhere so you scan the room to look for some place that looks even half decent. You let out a small growl and decide to sit by a guy with his face to his desk, probally sleeping.

Fuck was that a big mistake.

He lifts up his head and you jump in your seat a little because holy fuck... this guy is wearing face paint? The white paint is covering a majority of his face with light gray around his eyes and mouth. His black, messy hair is covering a majority of his face and hiding most of is purple-ish eyes. He looks at you with the stupidest smile you've ever seen and waves at you. You feel your eyes twitch and you quickly look at the board without giving him any more of an aknowledgement than a growl of frustration.

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==> Be the guy next to Karkat

Your name is Gamzee Makara, you are 17, and you are currently staring at the new kid as if he was some sort of new life form. You think he said his name was karkat earlier, but you can't be too sure because you weren't really paying any attention to what was happening. He's short, especially compared to you because you're practically a giant. His hair is an unusual white and he has dark, red eyes. He dosen't look like he sleeps often because he has dark rings under his eyes. You reach over to his desk and poke him on the arm, which nearly causes him to toss his pencil out of his hand. You laugh and he turns to you with a bright red flush on his face. He's actually pretty motherfucking adorable, kinda like an angry kitten.

"What?!" He snaps at you.

"'Sup motherfucker, my name's Gamzee Makara."

"I didn't fucking ask you who you were!?" He scowls.

"I just thought I'd all up and motherfucking introduce myself. Y'know, to try and get to know eachother better."

"Well, does is LOOK like I give a fuck, because I don't."

"Just relax, I'm just trying to be all up and motherfucking friendly."

"I don't need you to act nice to me, so just fuck off."

You don't say another word to him in fear of angering him even more, so you just lay your head down until the bell rings.

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==> Be relieved that your first day of school is over Karkat

As soon as that last bell rings you are out of those front doors quicker than fucking lightning. You wait by the pick up area for your dad to come get you and try to avoid everyone. It fails miserably. That fucking dick with shades strides up to you.

"Well well, if it isn't the shorty." He says with no facial expression, as far as you can tell.

"Who the fuck are you calling short?!"

"You, obviously."

"Fuck off! I'm not even that much shorter than you!"

"If by not much you mean a foot, then yeah, not much." He says with a smirk.

You clench your fist and lift up your hand to punch him, but that guy with the face paint takes a step in front of you. You think his name was Gamzee?

"Hey, Dave, just leave karbro alone, you don't need to be all up and motherfucking mean to him."

Your face turns red from ebarrassment and you almost punch him for calling you that. Karbro? You two aren't even FRIENDS. Though, the guy with shades did back away when he stepped in so you guess you can let it go this time. As Dave left he called Gamzee a juggalo and flipped both of you off. Wait... What the fuck is a juggalo?

Your dad pulls in and you quickly run to the car without saying anything to Gamzee. You do look back at him as you're driving away, though, only to find him waving at you.

When you finally get home you go upstairs to your room and lock your bedroom door. All your boxes are in your room so the first thing you decide to do is organize your room. You spend just about the rest of the day doing so, when you're done you sit on your bed and look at the photo of you and your good friends, Nepeta and Sollux. As much as you hate to admit it, you really miss them. You even miss Nepeta's creepy boyfriend Equius. When you finally get done mulling over your past and how much you know you'll hate it here, you watch some shity rom-coms. Yes, you, Karkat Vantas, enjoy watching shitty rom-coms. You only get about halfway through the second movie before you fall asleep. Hopefully tomorrow will be better for you.