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2013-02-17
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Desert

Summary:

Jonathan realizes that maybe he doesn't want to leave Egypt after all.

This is what happens when I rediscover movies I loved when I was 12.

Notes:

I’ve always wondered what the beef was between Ardeth Bay and Lock-Nah. I never found out how they knew each other, so at first my headcanon was that Ardeth had a male lover that Lock-Nah killed on some shady business trip, which would allow me to think of him as sexually available to another man (assuming Jonathan’s unconventional, flirtatious, lawless nature extended far enough for him to want to seduce hot Egyptian men). But then I thought, if that were the case, Ardeth would have reacted more violently to seeing Lock-Nah at the O’Connell’s house. So instead, I decided that Lock-Nah slept with Ardeth once, possibly in order to get information on medjai movements before the whole Scorpion King business, and Ardeth has been holding an emotional grudge ever since. This would also allow Ardeth to use connections he gained during his fling with Lock-Nah to find out about the dig led by Anck-Sunamun and Mr Hafez (I’m not sure if that’s the correct spelling of their names -_-‘) to find Imhotep in the beginning of the movie.
As for Jonathan, I had a little trouble dismissing him as the comic relief guy, even though this was a tropey adventure film series. He always struck me as deeper than he appeared, and I loved his family dynamic. He really seemed like he would do anything for Evie and Alex, scared as he was of all the mummies and crazy people. Basically, I feel like he could be that English toff who seems flippant and impossible to take seriously, when really he’s been dealing with this repressed attraction to men his whole life and actually has a whole other emotional level which he keeps to himself, waiting for the right guy to come along and share it with.
Why yes, I did put too much thought into this. I love me some details. A detail-less narrative is like a stripper with his shirt and pants still on.

Chapter Text

‘Jonathan?’

‘Yes?’

‘That’s my husband and my son down there. Make me proud.’

And that Arab fellow, Jonathan added petulantly in his mind. Don’t forget about him.

By all rights, Jonathan ought to be mainly concerned for his nephew and brother-in-law. And he was. He was also ever so slightly ashamed for being just as deeply worried about a man he had not even seen in ten years until one short week ago. But Ardeth had melted irremovably into Jonathan’s psyche like ice into brandy, diluting his every thought, a constant reminder that Jonathan Carnahan wasn’t what he used to be. Not since he had to deal with the distracting tightness in his chest, the embarrassing physical response every time he turned around and saw those dark eyes, that long black hair, the unfairly beautiful lips and the dramatic silhouette offered by the drapery of the man’s loose clothing.

The possibility of losing that, of not seeing Ardeth any more hurt badly enough when it was just the looming truth of having to say goodbye when his family left Egypt again. The prospect of having to watch Ardeth get shot or stabbed was infinitely worse. So, bringing himself back to the present, Jonathan double-checked to make sure his shotgun was fully loaded, and focussed in on the pair of familiar torsos, his brother-in-law and his paramour, making their way toward the mass of black and red and torches that made up Imhotep’s entourage.

.

If Jonathan hadn’t been mesmerised by the sweeping, lethal grace of Ardeth’s skill with a sword, he may have missed the red-clad mercenary whose gun was suddenly, too suddenly, pressed into Ardeth’s back. So he did not think when he squeezed the trigger. He aimed, he shot, and he dimly realized,

I just killed a man.

Not so dimly, his heart hammered in his chest, hoping against hope that the shocked expression on Ardeth’s face was not that he had just been shot, but that he had just been rescued.

And, thank god, he had. The gunman fell back, and Ardeth glanced up and nodded to Jonathan as if this was just another day at the office.

But he was alive. Breathing, now running, very much alive.

‘Let’s go,’ Evie said.

‘Thank god for that,’ Jonathan said breathlessly, and followed his sister.

.

The sight of him again, the salute surely meant for Rick, the rearing horse and the red sun, were all too romantic for Jonathan. His heart seemed to cringe in his chest and he waved dismissively to the black figure far below, returning his attention to the diamond he had risked his life to retrieve only moments ago; the diamond that seemed, really, just like a fancy rock now. A fancy rock that would make him filthy rich, but a rock, all the same.

He would rather have swung down to lift up Ardeth in his arms. To bring him back to the boat. To cling to him in joy.

But it was all silly and wishful thinking, and really. What would his sister think? Never mind his sister, what would Ardeth think? If he ever found out the truth of Jonathan’s feelings he would probably behead him with that fancy curved dagger of his, in defence of his medjai honour.

Jonathan stuck into a heated debate with Izzy over whose the fancy rock really was. After all, he had the diamond.

And that would have to do.