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October 1, 2025
Chrysos Academy Top Graduates
PKTheDeliverer created group “Chrysos Academy Top Graduates”
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PKTheDeliverer: Hello everyone! 🤗
Anaxagoras: Who is @PKTheDeliverer? Is this another scam group chat?
PKTheDeliverer: Hey Anaxa! It’s me Phainon! The guy who won 10 debates in a row. You still remember me right? 🥺
Anaxagoras: It's Anaxagoras. And unfortunately, yes. I remember you and your antics vividly.
Aglaea Goldweaver: @PKTheDeliverer May I ask why this group chat was created?
Phantom Kitty Thief: YOU ADDED THE FASHION ICON OF THE CENTURY TO THIS GROUP CHAT??!!
PKTheDeliverer: ???
PKTheDeliverer: Anyway I was looking through our old high school photos and found that one rare pic where all of us were actually in it
PKTheDeliverer: So I thought why not make a group chat so we can catch up 😊
PKTheDeliverer: Couldn’t find everyone’s contacts tho, so if anyone’s got them pls add 🙏
Anaxagoras: That is a ridiculous reason. Also, the group name?
PKTheDeliverer: Chrysos Academy Top Graduates. Fitting right?
TheUndyingKing: You weren’t a top graduate HKS
PKTheDeliverer: MYDEI!! IT’S BEEN AGES
PKTheDeliverer: I missed you 🥰
TheUndyingKing: ?
TheUndyingKing: We literally had a fist fight 2 days ago
PKTheDeliverer: Exactly. Ages
Anaxagoras: Can you please not flirt here? I endured 4 years of your yaoi drama. Let me rest.
Deadly Butterfly: Oooh~ Is this a Phaidei comeback?? Might use this for my next story
Rainbow Unicorn: Hii Cassie! Hi everyone! Wow it’s been a while! How’s everyone doing?
Aglaea Goldweaver: I’m doing well, thank you. Work has been rather demanding lately.
Phantom Kitty Thief: Isn’t it like pfw rn?
Aglaea Goldweaver: I didn’t know you were keeping tabs on me Cifera.
Rainbow Unicorn: WAIT YOU’RE IN PARIS???
Aglaea Goldweaver: [Photo of the Eiffel Tower]
Deadly Butterfly: Oh wow that’s beautiful 😍
Phantom Kitty Thief: Show off 🙄
PKTheDeliverer: Wait why are you in Paris?
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Phantom Kitty Thief: Isn't it like pfw rn?
Anaxagoras: .
Anaxagoras: Can you read?
TheUndyingKing: Of course he can’t. Bro’s illiterate
PKTheDeliverer: I AM NOT 😡
See you tomorrow has come online.
See you tomorrow: Helllooo what’s going on here?
PKTheDeliverer: TRIBIOS!! YOU’RE ALIVE
See you tomorrow: Huh??? Snowy what are you on about? I’ve been alive this whole time 😤
See you tomorrow: Just been busy with my little munchkins
Aglaea Goldweaver: You mean Tribbie, Trinnon, and Trianne? How are they?
See you tomorrow: They’re doing great! They just turned 1 and started walking 😳
See you tomorrow: Now I gotta baby proof the whole house 😮💨
PKTheDeliverer: WAIT YOU HAVE CHILDREN??!!
PKTheDeliverer: HOW MANY CHAPTERS DID I MISS?!
Anaxagoras: Let’s see… she got married, got pregnant, had a baby shower, gave birth.
Anaxagoras: 4 chapters. Not that much.
PKTheDeliverer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT THAT MUCH?! THAT’S HALF THE BOOK ANAXA
Deadly Butterfly: Aww that’s adorable 🥹
Deadly Butterfly: Bring them over sometime Poly and Tory would love to meet them
See you tomorrow: Maybe in a few months Cas. I currently have my arms full. Literally
Rainbow Unicorn: Are the babies healthy? If you need anything my clinic’s always open. Free of charge 😊
See you tomorrow: Thanks Cinny. Might take you up on that. Trianne just ate something out of the trash… again 🤦♀️
See you tomorrow: Pray for me
Phantom Kitty Thief: 🙏
TheUndyingKing: 🙏
PKTheDeliverer: 🙏
Deadly Butterfly: 🙏
Anaxagoras: What did she eat this time?
Rainbow Unicorn: THIS TIME?!
Rainbow Unicorn: YOU’RE SAYING THIS HAPPENS REGULARLY??
See you tomorrow: It’s the 33550336th time. I don't even question it anymore. My girls are feral 😌
TheUndyingKing: How are they even alive?
See you tomorrow: Dunno
Rainbow Unicorn: You need to bring them to Twilight Courtyard Hospital. Like. NOW!
Phantom Kitty Thief: What did the kiddos nibble on this time?
See you tomorrow: A rotten apple core and this flaming cannon ball thingy
Rainbow Unicorn: A WHAT?!!!
Aglaea Goldweaver: Tribios you’re going to give Hyacine a heart attack. Perhaps we should change the subject.
Rainbow Unicorn: I think I’m gonna pass out 😵💫
Anaxagoras: Why do you even have a cannon ball?
See you tomorrow: Because we have a rocket cannon duh
See you tomorrow: Don’t ask dumb questions Naxy
Phantom Kitty Thief: Yeah naxy~
Anaxagoras: I will beat you up the next time I see you.
Phantom Kitty Thief: As if you can even catch me 😼
PKTheDeliverer: Alright now that everyone’s here let’s do introductions!
PKTheDeliverer: Say your name, what uni you went to and your current job!
PKTheDeliverer: I’ll go first
PKTheDeliverer: I’m Phainon Khaslana, I studied at Aedes Technology Institution and now I’m a computer programmer
PKTheDeliverer: Currently working on a game called Amphoreus: The Cycles
PKTheDeliverer: So if anyone has tech problems you know who to call 😁
Anaxagoras: That school requires a GPA of 8 to get in. I’m surprised you even qualified.
PKTheDeliverer: Hey!! What’s that supposed to mean 😡
Deadly Butterfly: Well… your grades weren’t exactly award worthy
PKTheDeliverer: GASP
PKTheDeliverer: I got an 8.5 thank you very much. That’s solid!
TheUndyingKing: Then why’s the group name Chrysos Academy Top Graduates?
TheUndyingKing: Pretty sure only Aglaea, Anaxa and Hyacine were actually top graduates. The rest of us were just there
See you tomorrow: Literally the top 3 students in the school
Phantom Kitty Thief: The valedictorian, the salutatorian and miss third place 👏
Deadly Butterfly: Big round of applause for Aglaea, Anaxa and Hyacine!
See you tomorrow: 👏
Phantom Kitty Thief: 👏
PKTheDeliverer: 👏
TheUndyingKing: 👏
PKTheDeliverer: Wait what were their grades again?
Deadly Butterfly: 12.0, 12.0, 11.0
Anaxagoras: We had the same grades. She only got valedictorian because of her perfect attendance and was the student council president.
Aglaea Goldweaver: So you finally admit I’m better than you.
Anaxagoras: I’m just a frail scholar with chronic health problems. I missed class to stay alive.
Rainbow Unicorn: Let’s not argue. We all did great no need to dwell on the past. Who’s next?
See you tomorrow: I’ll go since I gotta leave soon before the gremlins figure out how to flush themselves down the toilet 😵💫
Rainbow Unicorn: WHAT?!
See you tomorrow: Hi it’s me the lovely Tribios Saffron!
See you tomorrow: I graduated from Janusopolis Education Academy!
See you tomorrow: Used to teach history but now I’m a full time mama to 3 adorable chaos gremlins!!!
See you tomorrow: WOOOOHOOOO!!!
Phantom Kitty Thief: YESSS MOMMY SLAYYYY 💅
See you tomorrow: Ok bye gotta go I think I hear toilets flushing 😱
Aglaea Goldweaver: Go do what you must Tribios.
Phantom Kitty Thief: Toodeloo tribs~
Rainbow Unicorn: Bye! Don’t forget to bring them in for a checkup!
Deadly Butterfly: Bye bye tell them aunty Cas says hi!
Anaxagoras: I hope they don’t kill themselves.
TheUndyingKing: Nah they’ll be fineee
PKTheDeliverer: See you Tribios! Talk soon!
See you tomorrow: See you tomorrow!!! 😊😊😊
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PKTheDeliverer: Alright who’s next?
Phantom Kitty Thief: Me~~~
Phantom Kitty Thief: Ahem. It is I cifera cheshire the phantom kitty thief! And I dropped out of dolos school of dramatics 😝
Phantom Kitty Thief: I'm now a freelancer. Got any jobs? Hit me up 😉
Anaxagoras: Of course you’re the one who dropped out. Not even surprised.
Aglaea Goldweaver: @Phantom Kitty Thief If you want, I can hire you as my stocks manager. I need someone to collect and deliver my products.
Phantom Kitty Thief: AHHHH MY FIRST OFFICIAL JOB!!
Phantom Kitty Thief: Agy you're the BEST!! Love you 😘
Deadly Butterfly: Ooh if you’re taking jobs, I need a courier for my book shipments
Phantom Kitty Thief: Oh wow everyone wants my services. Lucky me~
Phantom Kitty Thief: I might have to up my rates 😸
Anaxagoras: Enough. I’ll go next.
Anaxagoras: I’m Anaxagoras Nousporist. I graduated from the Grove of Epiphany, Science Branch. I’m now an alchemist and founder of the Nousporist Research Facility.
TheUndyingKing: Still doing your blasphemous experiments huh
PKTheDeliverer: I still remember that time when you blew up the science lab and school was cancelled for a whole month 😂
Aglaea Goldweaver: Actually, school wasn’t cancelled. It was just shifted to home-based learning.
Phantom Kitty Thief: Erm actually ☝️🤓
Aglaea Goldweaver: You’re fired.
Phantom Kitty Thief: I’M SORRY AGYYY 😭😭😭
Phantom Kitty Thief: PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME 🙏
Deadly Butterfly: Wait when did that even happen?
Rainbow Unicorn: Oh you were sick that day
Deadly Butterfly: Oooh I thought we just got an early summer break
Aglaea Goldweaver: Shouldn’t you have known? The school sent an email about it.
Deadly Butterfly: I don’t check my emails 😅
PKTheDeliverer: Seriously?! 😩
Rainbow Unicorn: No wonder you never responded to my messages! I thought you were ghosting me 🥺
Deadly Butterfly: I’M SORRY CINNY 😭
Deadly Butterfly: I love you ❤️
Phantom Kitty Thief: Are we just gonna ignore the fact that we have an official mad scientist in the group now?!
Anaxagoras: At least I’m the smartest one here.
TheUndyingKing: You mean Aglaea’s the smartest
Anaxagoras: We got the same GPA. And I actually used mine. She literally portfolio’d her way into fashion school. She didn’t need a perfect GPA.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Jealousy is not a good look on you, Anaxagoras.
PKTheDeliverer: Speaking of which Aglaea why did you even try so hard?
Aglaea Goldweaver: Just because I got in through a specialised admissions program doesn’t mean I get to slack off. I still want a perfect score, thank you very much.
TheUndyingKing: I still remember during finals you blocked everyone except Tribios. She was literally our only line to you 😭
Aglaea Goldweaver: That’s because you all kept spamming the group chat while I was studying.
PKTheDeliverer: Did we really deserve a block tho 🥺
Aglaea Goldweaver: Yes.
Anaxagoras: You’re such a try hard.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Says the guy who did the exact same thing.
Anaxagoras: At least I got into the best science school in the world. Not some fashion academy.
Aglaea Goldweaver: I would like to point out my fashion school has a 1% admission rate. You wouldn't have gotten in.
Rainbow Unicorn: Ok ok let’s not fight. Why don’t I go next?
TheUndyingKing: Thank you Hyacine for breaking up the couple fight 🙏
Phantom Kitty Thief: But it was getting interestingggg 👀
Rainbow Unicorn: Hello everyone! I'm Hyacinthia Daythunder-Knight. I studied at Dawncloud Medical Institution and I’m currently a physician at Twilight Courtyard Hospital. If anyone needs healing you can count on me!
Deadly Butterfly: Dr Hyacine 👏
Rainbow Unicorn: You should all come in sometime. I can give everyone a checkup
TheUndyingKing: Let’s see who's secretly dying inside
Aglaea Goldweaver: I can list a few names.
Anaxagoras: Same.
Rainbow Unicorn: Don’t worry I can cure anything 😊
Phantom Kitty Thief: Even single pringle syndrome?
Rainbow Unicorn: Uh… what?
Phantom Kitty Thief: I mean has anyone besides princess homebody and tribs even dated before?
TheUndyingKing: Nope can't find anyone. Guess I’ll just marry my protein shakes 💪
Deadly Butterfly: @PKTheDeliverer is right there you know 👀
PKTheDeliverer: Pretty sure it’s just you shipping us Cas
Deadly Butterfly: Nuh uh after that class fight in first year you two were the top boy ship on campus
Phantom Kitty Thief: Facts
Rainbow Unicorn: Didn’t Aglaea and Anaxa date back then too? That was the top ship. Everyone was talking about it.
Anaxagoras: Rumours. Baseless rumours.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Hyacine you shouldn’t believe everything you hear. Especially if there’s no concise evidence.
PKTheDeliverer: You two only ever team up like this when something's true 😏
Phantom Kitty Thief: That was basically an indirect confession~
Anaxagoras: So what if we did? We broke up a long time ago.
Rainbow Unicorn: Why? You two were soooo cute together 🥺
Aglaea Goldweaver: Personal reasons.
Phantom Kitty Thief: Nah you can’t just drop that and walk away. Spill. 🔪🩸
Anaxagoras: You don’t even know where I live.
Phantom Kitty Thief: Wanna bet?
TheUndyingKing: Not Cipher pulling out the emoji knife 💀
Aglaea Goldweaver: It just wasn’t a healthy relationship. That’s all I’ll say.
PKTheDeliverer: So basically toxic. Why am I not surprised
Anaxagoras: It’s her fault. She’s so controlling and overbearing.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Don’t blame me for your incompetence blasphemer. You can’t even be trusted with paperwork.
Rainbow Unicorn: Why must you two argue every few minutes 😩
Anaxagoras: She started it.
Aglaea Goldweaver: He started it.
Deadly Butterfly: Wow… you’re so in sync. Soulmate energy 💞
Rainbow Unicorn: Anyway! Why don’t we let Mydei go next?
TheUndyingKing: Uh… alright
TheUndyingKing: I’m Mydeimos Kremnos. Studied at Castrum Sports School. I’m a fitness instructor now 💪
TheUndyingKing: Need a coach to whip you into shape? You know who to call 😎
PKTheDeliverer: Book me in for a boxing match tomorrow
TheUndyingKing: Seriously 😑
PKTheDeliverer: 🙏🥺
TheUndyingKing: Ugh fineeee 🙄
PKTheDeliverer: 😘
Deadly Butterfly: Perfect inspo thanks boys. Screenshotting this convo for future book material
Aglaea Goldweaver: Cas, you’ve been talking about your books for a while now. Why don’t you introduce yourself properly?
Deadly Butterfly: Alright
Deadly Butterfly: Hi I’m Castorice van de Zielerivier. I graduated from Aidonia Language Arts Academy. I’m an author and go by Deadly Butterfly. I write mostly horror romance!
Deadly Butterfly: Go check out Death By You, Death’s Embrace and Death Til The End 💀❤️
Deadly Butterfly: Also a momma to the cutest pair of twins 😊
Phantom Kitty Thief: Lmao not the self promo
PKTheDeliverer: Why do they all start with death?
Deadly Butterfly: Because it’s ✨on brand✨
Rainbow Unicorn: Sounds intense. Glad to hear that little Castor and Polyxiana are doing well! Much better than a certain trio of gremlins I know 😵💫
Deadly Butterfly: They’re 2 now and can talk 🥹
Deadly Butterfly: Their favourite word is definitely murder. They keep going around the house saying murder murder
Phantom Kitty Thief: Murmur murmur 🧸🔪
Rainbow Unicorn: …
Aglaea Goldweaver: I’m mildly concerned about how your children learned that.
Deadly Butterfly: HEY it’s not my fault! I was brainstorming ideas for my next book and they just so happened to be playing in the same room as me!
Deadly Butterfly: Their first word wasn’t mama or papa. It was MURDER 😭
Anaxagoras: That’s kind of your fault. But at least they fit the family dynamic.
Deadly Butterfly: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
PKTheDeliverer: Have you seen your husband? Dude looks like a Victorian vampire
TheUndyingKing: Met him at your wedding. Not gonna lie thought he was gonna crush me into dust and I’m already ripped
Phantom Kitty Thief: You’re all overreacting. Pollux is a sweetheart. Sure he looks like he drinks blood for breakfast but once you know him he's a total chill dude.
Anaxagoras: And how would you know?
Phantom Kitty Thief: Because I’m their babysitter duh
Phantom Kitty Thief: Pollux and I are basically bffs he even offers me whiskey sometimes. Nicest guy ever
PKTheDeliverer: Alright concerning creepy baby vocabulary aside why don’t we let our valedictorian introduce herself now
PKTheDeliverer: Give it up for Lady Aglaea!!! WOOHOO!! 🎉
Anaxagoras: You’re always her personal cheerleader huh.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Thank you Phainon.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Greetings everyone. It's lovely to reconnect. I'm sure you remember me as the 36th Student Council President and Valedictorian of Chrysos Academy, Class of 2020. My name is Aglaea Aurélea Goldweaver. Since graduating, I pursued my studies at Okhema College of Fashion, where I earned my Master's in Fashion Design and became a certified Dressmaster. I am the founder of Goldweaver Couture and a model under Mnestia Modelling Agency. Thank you for listening to my introduction speech.
PKTheDeliverer: No clue what half of that meant but 👏👏👏
Anaxagoras: Of course you wrote a whole TED Talk just to introduce yourself. Bet you were drafting it while we were all chatting.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Indeed I was. I’m glad you noticed. 😊
Deadly Butterfly: You’re still modelling?
Phantom Kitty Thief: UH YEAH SHE IS. Princess homebody were you not paying attention?!
Phantom Kitty Thief: That’s why I’m like what the heck?! HOW did phai manage to get THE fashion icon into a group chat with us weirdos???
Deadly Butterfly: I’m sorrrrryyy 😭
PKTheDeliverer: Just googled and DAMN Aglaea
PKTheDeliverer: You were already drop dead gorgeous back then but now?? Literal GODDESS!!
PKTheDeliverer: The glow up of a glow up
Aglaea Goldweaver: Thank you Phainon. But I don’t think I’ve changed that much. I just grew out my hair and switched makeup styles.
Anaxagoras: You finally ditched that horrendous bob and bangs combo.
Rainbow Unicorn: Hey! Agy looked cute with that hairstyle. If Tribios were here you'd be 6 feet under already!
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Deadly Butterfly: You’re still modelling?
TheUndyingKing: What does that mean?
Deadly Butterfly: You didn’t know? Aglaea was a child model back in school
TheUndyingKing: SHE WAS?!
PKTheDeliverer: Uh yeah literally everyone knew. The guys in our class never shut up about it. Were you living under a rock?
TheUndyingKing: How would I know? Those guys talk about dumb stuff 24/7 I don't subject myself to their nonsense
Anaxagoras: And yet she still had perfect attendance, ran the student council, and topped every class.
Deadly Butterfly: Literal definition of beauty AND brains
Aglaea Goldweaver: It’s called having a well-planned schedule. You all should try it. Also, my shoots were on weekends, that’s how I managed everything.
Rainbow Unicorn: Are you still just as underweight?
Phantom Kitty Thief: Duh girlie still got that model bod with the ✨perfect✨ proportions
Aglaea Goldweaver: What Cifera meant is it comes with the job.
Anaxagoras: So you’re still just as fragile as before, good to know.
Aglaea Goldweaver: Says the guy who practically lives in the ER.
Anaxagoras: Not my fault my lungs came with factory defects. And my inhalers keep breaking.
Rainbow Unicorn: You should seriously invest in a better model
Anaxagoras: Can’t. All my funds go into my experiments.
Phantom Kitty Thief: And that’s exactly why you're a weakling
Anaxagoras: Take that back! I’m not a weakling! I’m a genius! 😤
PKTheDeliverer: A genius in finding ways to kill yourself 💀
TheUndyingKing: Didn’t you lose an eye in a chemical explosion?
Rainbow Unicorn: EXCUSE ME?! NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!!!
Anaxagoras: It wasn’t an explosion, it was a highly reactive chemical interaction. The liquid just projected itself into my eye.
TheUndyingKing: Same thing bro
Anaxagoras: And I didn’t lose an eye, I’m just blind in one. Small distinction.
Rainbow Unicorn: AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?! I FEEL SO BETRAYED 😡
Anaxagoras: It wasn’t worth worrying over Hyacine. I'm still alive.
Rainbow Unicorn: THAT’S IT
Rainbow Unicorn: @Anaxagoras @Aglaea Goldweaver @PKTheDeliverer @TheUndyingKing @Deadly Butterfly @Phantom Kitty Thief @See you tomorrow I DEMAND YOU ALL COME TO MY CLINIC FOR A FULL HEALTH CHECKUP!!!! 😡😡😡
Aglaea Goldweaver: I would, but unfortunately I’m in Paris right now.
Rainbow Unicorn: That’s fine you can come once you’re back. As for the rest of you NO EXCUSES. GET OVER HERE. NOW.
Deadly Butterfly: Oh wow would you look at the time! It's Poly and Tory's nap time! Gotta tuck them in now byeeee
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Rainbow Unicorn: CASSIE GET BACK HERE!!!
Rainbow Unicorn: @Deadly Butterfly
TheUndyingKing: Hyacine it was nice knowing you but I just realised my schedule is full for… forever. See ya
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PKTheDeliverer: Yeahhh... our system just got hacked. Gotta go yell at interns or something. Until next time!
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Rainbow Unicorn: YOU’RE ALL RUNNING AWAY FROM ME!
Aglaea Goldweaver: Since this conversation is clearly over, I’ll take my leave as well. It’s bedtime for me.
Rainbow Unicorn: BEDTIME?! IT’S 4 PM!
Aglaea Goldweaver: It’s 10 for me. I’m 6 hours ahead. Good night everyone.
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Rainbow Unicorn: @Anaxagoras YOU DIDN’T EVEN SAY GOODBYE! GET BACK HERE!
Phantom Kitty Thief: As much as I’m loving this meltdown I’d rather not be the next patient on your wrath list soooo toodles~
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Rainbow Unicorn: UGH SERIOUSLY?! It’s just a checkup! I swear I’ll drag you all in by force if I have to! 😤
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See you tomorrow: Did something happen? I saw you tag me
Rainbow Unicorn: Tribios! Help me convince everyone to come in for a checkup
See you tomorrow: Uhhh… I think Trianne is choking on some crayons. Gotta run. See you tomorrow!
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Rainbow Unicorn: AAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
Rainbow Unicorn: I give up. You guys suck.
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