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12:26 PM
Stelle created a Group Chat.
Stelle added 9 people.
Stelle changed the name to “The strands of hair falling from Anaxa’s head”
Dan Heng came online.
Dan Heng: stelle what is this
Stelle: nothing teehee
Dan Heng: you don’t do “nothing” wtf did you do
Castorice came online.
Tribios came online.
Hyacine came online.
Castorice: hello?
Tribios: where am i
Dan Heng: STELLE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GROUP LIST
Tribios: GRAYIE HII
Stelle: HI TRIBBIE AND CO
Hyacine: is this a group chat?
Stelle: yeah i got bored lmao
Dan Heng: IS THIS OUR ENTIRE ENGLISH CLASS
Stelle: now watch daniel have an aneurysm cause he never likes my ideas
Castorice: daniel???
Dan Heng: YOU ADDED OUR ENTIRE ENGLISH CLASS TO A GROUP CHAT.
Stelle: no i missed like 3 people
Dan Heng: YOU ADDED 10/13 OF OUR ENGLISH CLASS TO A GROUP CHAT.
Castorice: wait everyone?
Cipher came online.
Cipher: ooo what do we have here?
Castorice: oh HELL no
Cipher: PRINCESS HOMEBODY??
Castorice: stelle what have you done
Castorice: please stay far away from me you scare me
Cipher: noooo come here bbg <3
Phainon came online.
Mydei came online.
Phainon: oh damn is this another scam gc
Mydei: why would you answer if it WAS a scam gc
Phainon: idk they get a little silly with it sometimes
Cipher: not the pride parade entering in
Phainon: …wow they’re also getting a little hurtful with it
Dan Heng: not a scam gc, stelle’s just dumb and decided to add us all together for some odd reason
Mydei: Who??
Hyacine: we’re basically the entire 2nd period for Mr. Kephale
Phainon: oh fun!
Tribios: wait stelle who’d you miss??
Tribios: we can go see if we can get them in here tomorrow
Cipher: NO ONE ESCAPES THE GRASP
Stelle: uhhh
Stelle: the ourple one, the fun sized one, and the alcoholic
Castorice: THE ALCOHOLIC??
Phainon: i know the main concern is the alcoholic but you calling cerydra fun sized made me cackle that’s crazy
Hyacine: i can tell who the other two are but who tf is the alcoholic
Stelle: it’s the one with a bunch of dromas pins on his backpack
Phainon: ANAXA?
Stelle: no the other one (although i would not be surprised if he was also an alcoholic)
Mydei: WAIT IS IT TERRAVOX
Stelle: YALL DON’T SEE HIM WITH THAT HUGE FLASK??
Mydei: I SIT NEXT TO HIM AND I NEVER SPOTTED IT
Stelle: YEAH CAUSE YOU WON’T STOP STARING AT PHAINON
Phainon: awww really
Mydei: i’m actually gonna throw you into a wall
Cipher: oh me oh my might have to stop by terravox sometime soon
Castorice: cipher please don’t become an alcoholic
Cipher: omg are you worried for me <3
Castorice: nevermind go get cirrhosis
Stelle: fourth period is almost over, i can grab them there i think
Aglaea has come online.
Dan Heng: i’m sorry, who just came online
Hyacine: nonono please tell me the sleep deprivation is catching up to me and i’m not reading that correctly
Aglaea: What is happening here?
Castorice: HWAT
Cipher: SOBBING IS THAT THE FUCKING STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT??
Cipher: THE ONE WITH A STICK UP HER ASS??
Aglaea: Pardon?
Dan Heng: STELLE OH MY AEONS NO
Stelle: it’s not that badd calm down
Anaxagoras has come online.
Anaxagoras: Why am I here?
Cipher: HYPERVENTILATING NO YOU DID NOT
Castorice: get down mr president
Dan Heng: GET OUT MR PRESIDENT.
Stelle: oh i forgot about him
Stelle: it might be bad now
Tribios: you added the president and vice president of the student council and it’s JUST NOW bad
Anaxagoras: ..What is the title of this group chat?
Hyacine: STELLE NOOOOO
Castorice: i forgot about that oh no
Dan Heng: omfg we’re all getting kicked out i’m done
Stelle: NONONO I SWEAR THEY’RE JUST CHILL GUYS
Cipher: NOT CHILL.
Cipher: THE BRITISH FUCK KEEPS MAKING ME TAKE OFF MY CAT HOODIE.
Aglaea: …I’m going to ignore that. Not only are you all blatantly making a mockery of me, but during school hours as well? Really?
Phainon: mockery being used is insane
Stelle: aglaea can you please say bottle of water for us i beggeth thee
Aglaea: Also, Terravox has been drinking on school grounds?
Stelle: oh uh
Hyacine: stelle…
Anaxagoras: I knew he had some that he wasn’t giving me.
Stelle: CALLED IT ANAXA’S AN ALCOHOLIC
Anaxagoras: Anaxagoras, you illiterate rat.
Aglaea: Anaxa, are you involved in this?
Anaxagoras: I JUST said my name was Anaxagoras.
Anaxagora: Also, no I am not. I never got the alcohol.
Aglaea: But you asked Terravox for some at a point in time?
Anaxagoras: I thought he had it on him, so I asked for it.
Anaxagoras: I never stated what my motive was.
Aglaea: You didn’t report it to me for official investigation?
Anaxagoras: …No??
Aglaea: You know I can have you removed from the student council, correct?
Anaxagoras: You threatened that 2 weeks ago and yet, I’m still here.
Stelle: the tension is crazy
Hyacine: enemies to lovers over here
Anaxagoras: I would sooner kill myself than be with her.
Aglaea: For once, we agree on something.
Castorice: screenshotted, if they make out by the end of the year i’m bringing this up again
Stelle: aglets the bell just rang i know where terravox is
Stelle: i will literally add him here so he can prove his innocence
Dan Heng: WHY WOULD HE ADMIT TO IT
Stelle: idk man he’s kind of a pushover
Cipher: wait where is he i need to see him
Phainon: CIPHER NO.
Cipher: cipher yes
Cipher: @Stelle doxx him right now where is the man
Stelle: ok are you near the cafeteria
Stelle: he’s at that table in the far back by the all the windows next to the microwave
Cipher: i see him
Cipher: oh and the other two
Cipher: be right back i’m retrieving more children
Mydei: that sounds absolutely horrendous out of context
Cipher added 3 people.
Hysilens came online.
Cerydra came online.
Terravox came online.
Hysilens: hellooo
Terravox: hihi
Aglaea: Terravox.
Terravox: OH MY TITANS
Terravox: uhm
Terravox: hi ma’am
Aglaea: Is it true that you’ve been in possession of alcohol on school grounds?
Phainon: terravox run for the hills right now
Cerydra: Yeah he’s not making it out alive.
Terravox: GUYS PLEASE IT’S LITERALLY JUST POMEGRANATE JUICE :(
Hyacine: that actually raises more questions
Stelle: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING POMEGRANATE JUICE IN A FLASK
Terravox: idk it’s my dad’s and it’s shiny
Castorice: that’s also worrying
Terravox: aglaea you can literally come drink it yourself i swear it’s not alcohol
Mydei: POMEGRANATE JUICE IS AMAZING
Terravox: YEAHHHH THIS GUY GETS IT
Aglaea: I see. Please, stop bringing it in a flask to avoid further misconceptions.
Aglaea: Also, is everything okay at home, Terravox?
Dan Heng: you KNOW it’s bad when aglaea’s asking you if your doing alright
Terravox: i’m fine??
Terravox: it’s just pretty and it’s got a cool little dragon design on it
Hyacine: oh you sweet summer child
Hysilens: i can vouch for terravox as well, he lets me have some occasionally. It’s pretty good.
Aglaea: Alright, continue on then.
Anaxagoras: Imagine being wrong.
Phainon: oh no
Aglaea: Anaxa, don’t start with me.
Anaxagoras: Alright, then.
Anaxagoras has muted Aglaea for 3 hours.
Reason: Get fucked.
Hysilens: that’s actually crazy
Terravox: I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OH NOOO
Stelle: GET FUCKED IS INSANE
Anaxagoras: Worth it.
3:19 PM
Cipher: bro
Cipher: terravox you a liar
Terravox: what’d i do
Cipher: fuck kinda pomegranate juice is this
Mydei: don’t insult pomegranate juice
Cipher: no i’ve had pomegranate juice before
Cipher: but i’ve never seen 8 fucking sinks in a bathroom at once
Stelle: WHAT???
Castorice: CIPHER?
Hysilens: did he give you the wrong kind?
Phainon: WHAT WRONG KIND
Terravox: oh yeah i have two flasks in here
Terravox: the other’s got the wine in it
Cipher: ate you kodsng me
Cerydra: Aglaea gonna decimate him
Dan Heng: DUDE FORGET AGLAEA YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL TERRAVOX
Cipher: guys polease
Cipher: hahahahahahahahahaha
Mydei: it’s over we’ve lost her
Hysilens: how much of it did you drink cipher
Cipher: whol bottle
Stelle: YOU’RE DEAD.
Terravox: WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE
Cipher: IM DUMB OK
Cipher: KYS
Terravox: OK THAT’S UNCALLED FOR
Anaxagoras: Terravox, what have you done??
Terravox: it was an accident i didn’t mean to
Tribios: your “accident” is gonna kill cipher
Cipher: guys
Cipher: should i just go home i genitely cannot se straigt
Phainon: yeah cause your gay
Dan Heng: horrible timing.
Cerydra: How are you getting home
Cerydra: You literally don’t have a driver’s license
Cipher: hysilens can you give me your keys
Hysilens: girl hell no.
Stelle: hysilens give her the keys i wanna see how this plays out
Castorice: DO NOT GIVE HER THE KEYS.
Hyacine: cipher just stay in the bathroom i’ll come get you
Hyacine: are you doing ok?? Any nausea?
Cipher: asasdasdwdasd
Cipher: im dying here arent i
Cipher: cassie i loveth thee
Cipher: im dead no
Dan Heng: oh wow she IS cooked
Castorice: HOW DO I RESPOND TO THIS
Cerydra: Say yes coward
Hysilens: DO IT SAY YES
Stelle: COME ON LESBIANS LET’S GO LESBIANS
Terravox: please reciprocate so i can have SOMETHING good come out of this
Castorice: ??
Castorice: …yes?
Cipher: heahhhhhhhhh
Phainon: LESBIANS
Stelle: BEEEE WHO YOU AREEEEEEE
Tribios: FOR YOUR PRIDEEEEEE
Hyacine: i found her
Hyacine: she looks dead i’m gonna be so real here
Phainon: terravox’s trauma comes with casualties
Anaxagoras: Terravox, now I’m gonna have to confiscate both flasks. (Please give some)
Stelle: bros not even hiding it
Terravox: yes sir sorry sir
Aglaea has been unmuted.
Mydei: OH SHIT THE FOUR HOURS
Aglaea: TERRAVOX.
Terravox: NONONONONONONO