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🥜brain
fuck u theo!!! !
i dreamd that u were w scott and that u loved him instead of me and stuff!!!!
y do u hate me??????
the o(riginal chimera)
www.wikipedia.org/dream
🥜brain
😡😡😡 ill break ur fucking kneesssssss
the o(riginal chimera)
How? I've got a true alpha to protect me now.
We eloped while you were asleep btw.
🥜brain
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
dont fucking do this to meeeeeee
ur not funyyyyyyyyyy
im legit crying u assholeeee
u looked so happy and u loved him so much u fucking peace of shittttt
the o(riginal chimera)
Something tells me you didn't click on the link I sent you.
🥜brain
can u come to my house??? 😢
im sad
the o(riginal chimera)
Liam.
Get a grip.
🥜brain
THATS NOT WHAT A NICE BF WOULD SAY U INCONSIDERING BITCHHHH!!!!! IM ASKING FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HERERRRR
U WOULDNT SAY NO TO SCOTT 😭😭😭😭😭
the o(riginal chimera)
I can say no to anyone.
Easily.
🥜brain
name 1 time u said no to me
1!
the o(riginal chimera)
I'm not coming to your house, Liam. I'm working!
🥜brain
wtf??? its dawn???!
the o(riginal chimera)
The numbers next to the messages in this conversation are… Liam. You imbecile.
🥜brain
wooooooooooooow
so u dont even laugh at my jokes anymore? whats next? u dont feel like kissing me either? wanna be scotts lil spoon???? cheater!!!
the o(riginal chimera) left the chat.
🥜brain
DONT LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
hes such a fucking bitch of a fucking leaver
😭😭😭😭😭😭
wtf did i even fucking do besides love his unsensitive ass!?!?!?!?!?
if he even fucking looks at scott ill fucking kill him ill finish the fucking job this time!!!!
who? both of them!!!!!!!!!! idc!!!!!! let them be buried in a shared grave if they want to instead of me and theo 😭😭😭😭😭
I WOULDVE SHARED A GRAVE DID U EVEN THINK ABOUT THATTTTTT
asshole
thats it
divorce
ill fuck him but not like id fuck a husband!!!
THEO COME BACK BABYYYYYYY IM SORRYYYYY
wait
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
🥜brain left the chat.
smol Al
5 addictinal minutes... it took him 5 minutes to get that this is the gc
invisibility is an art not a science
Surprised he noticed at all
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Surprised Alec managed to shut it long enough for Liam to get it by himself
smol Al
🖕🖕🖕
it was worth the soliloquy tho
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Big word for Elmo? 👀
smol Al
not when elmo is in drama club 😘
invisibility is an art not a science
The soliloquy was 🔥 ngl
smol Al
wundering heights type shit 👌
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
👆👆👆👆🙌
invisibility is an art not a science
YOOOOOOOOOO
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Tag yurself im “I would've shared a grave did u even think about that” 😂😂
smol Al
def a “unsensitive ass”
invisibility is an art not a science
I'm “ill fuck him but not like id fuck a husband”
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😏
invisibility is an art not a science
😏😏😏
smol Al
hello 3rd weel my old friend…
can i bring them back yet or do u think there still panicking about us “finding out” theyre together?
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Distracting Liam might be a good idea rn and I always vote for embarassing Theo! 😊
invisibility is an art not a science
Please tell me we're gonna pretend to be super shocked so that they might feel even worse!
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
There's a ability for evil in you, isn't there
invisibility is an art not a science
☺️
smol Al
comes w the chimera gene
invisibility is an art not a science
😠
smol Al added 🥜brain to the chat.
smol Al added the o(riginal chimera) to the chat.
🥜brain
no thx
🥜brain left the chat.
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑 added 🥜brain to the chat.
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
You stay or I send a screenshot of your monologue to Theo
🥜brain
🔪
the o(riginal chimera)
Alec send me the screenshot and I'll give you 5$.
🥜brain
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
smol Al
*scoffs* ur gonna need to pay more if u want me to take a beating nxt time i see liam
the o(riginal chimera)
5$ and *I* won't beat you to a pulp next time I see you.
🥜brain
he eont do it!!! hes too niceeeeee
ILL DO IT YHO DONT TRY ME
smol Al
mase
corey
i need help
😰
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Don't send it
invisibility is an art not a science
Liam will def beat you up
🥜brain
yeah theo will just break YR FREAKING HEART
the o(riginal chimera)
Someone will send me the screenshot in the next two minutes or else.
🥜brain
he wont do anything dont listen to himmmm
hes literally so soft
when hes not a huge bitch!!!
Alec and Theo’s “ITS NOT FOUND FAMILY ITS KIDNAPED FAMILY I DIDNT FIND U IM HOLDING U HOSTAGE IDGAF” private chat
self-elected baby bro
*Image file*
dont tell liam!!!!!!
Corey and Theo’s private chat
Corey
*Image file*
You were kind of an asshole tbh
Mason and Theo’s “IM WATCHING YOU 👀” private chat
Mason
*Image file*
Next time just tell him you'd never leave him
🙄🙄 amateur
Liam and Theo’s “AND I SWEAR TO ALWAYS PUNCH U IN SICKNESS AND IN HELTH” private chat
theos favorite 🥰
who sent it??
theyre all snitches i know one of them sent it
is it corey???
btw i was sick with greif dont read what i wrote
i didnt mean it haha
except for the insults
fuck u
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
“unsensitive ass”? You know very well my ass is far from UNsensitive.
theos favorite 🥰
ur making sex jokes rn????
are u sure this si the path u want to tred???
UR ASS WILL STAY UNSENSITIVE FOR A LONG ASS TIME MISTERRRR
AND WHO TF SENT U THE PIC??!!!!
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
All three.
theos favorite 🥰
liar! mason would never do that!
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
Okay, princess.
theos favorite 🥰
😡
😠
😤
🥺
when do u finish working?
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
3 pm.
theos favorite 🥰
can u finish before?
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
I'll be at your house at 2:30.
theos favorite 🥰
🥰🥰🥰
but im also still mad at u
😠😠😠
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
I'll be there at 6:30.
theos favorite 🥰
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭
THEOOOOOOOOOOO
THE “DONT TELL SCOTT I PEED MYSELF THAT ONE TIME” GROUP CHAT
🥜brain
1 of u snitched so 1 of u will get stitches 👀👀👀 im surrounded by freaking traitors!! this is just like the assassination of jules cesar!!!!
invisibility is an art not a science
Says the guy whos been lying to us about fucking Theo!
🥜brain
me fucking theo has NOTHING to do w the assassination of jules cesar!
the o(riginal chimera)
Not for lack of trying on my part.
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
🤢🤢🤢
smol Al
wtf??????? WTFFFFF
invisibility is an art not a science
Now wdym by that 🧐🧐🧐
🥜brain
i know ur super busy @ work 🥰 see u later babe!!
the o(riginal chimera)
🙄
🥜brain
sorry its too cool that i get to say that now!!!!
babe
sweatheart
boyfriend
lovely
smol Al
are we all ignoring the sweatheart?
🥜brain
pookie
the o(riginal chimera)
Stop.
🥜brain
loverboy
boo
sunshine
smol Al
asshole
🥜brain
honey
invisibility is an art not a science
Serial killer
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Frankenstein’s monster
🥜brain
*sexy frankeinsten monster 🥰
the o(riginal chimera)
Stop it or I'll ask for overtime at the clinic.
🥜brain
im just happy y u peeing on my parade??? 😡
Liam and Theo’s “AND I SWEAR TO ALWAYS PUNCH U IN SICKNESS AND IN HELTH” private chat
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
You said you didn't mind not saying anything about us to the others.
theos favorite 🥰
i didnt mind n ill kinda miss sneeking around fr but like…
wow yknow
like i could make u hard in public and it would literally be no biggie
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
That's literally a crime. You're describing a crime right now. You're aware of that, right?
Liam.
LIAM!
theos favorite 🥰
sorry alec n corey and saying in the other chat that mason will kill u if ever u hurt me
tbf he would!! but i already wrote something for him in case somethign happpens
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
Don't tell me you wrote a will with a “if Theo killed me, don't do anything about it” clause in it.
theos favorite 🥰
ur fucking welcome 4 saving u from masosn fury????
🫵 ungreateful
60% chance hell still fuck u up tho
100% chance stiles will
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
More likely that you'll get me killed.
Who's gonna avenge *me* then?
theos favorite 🥰
me 😢
ill kms
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
You're trying to be funny, right?
You better add a fucking haha, idiot!
theos favorite 🥰
⚰️
i meant it with teh shared grave 😘
death wont do us apart
fake idgafer i saw u blushing
I'm not seeing a haha, Liam!!!!
theos favorite 🥰
das coz im serius 🥰
THE “DONT TELL SCOTT I PEED MYSELF THAT ONE TIME” GROUP CHAT
smol Al
10 bucks theyre sexting rn
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Nah they're arguing coz Liam says that's the only way to get Theo to focus on him instead of his job
invisibility is an art not a science
15 bucks they consider arguing sexting
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
You know I love your brain right? And also that I'm broke?
smol Al
wtfffff corey u cant do that! im even more broke than mason i literally owe him 20 buvks
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Omg I forgot about that!
🎉Not broke anymore
smol Al
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
the o(riginal chimera)
Someone needs to go to Liam's house and hit him square in the face.
For me.
smol Al
can u give me like 50 bucks
the o(riginal chimera)
No.
smol Al
cheap bithc
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Why would you ever want to punch my wonderful best friend 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
the o(riginal chimera)
Corey, you can do it. Liam won't even see you coming or retaliate if you're invisible.
invisibility is an art not a science
Yeah but Mason will 😔
the o(riginal chimera)
You're a supernatural being why are you scared of your human boyfriend?
invisibility is an art not a science
Clearly you’ve never been on Masons bad side!
the o(riginal chimera)
???
I always am!
🥜brain
not as long as im vouching for u
so be nice
the o(riginal chimera)
Alec, I’ll give you 15 to do it.
🥜brain
😠😠
smol Al
60
the o(riginal chimera)
You just lost 15 dollars.
smol Al
but what if u lose liam by hitting him 👀👀
ever think about that
thats way more than 65 dollars
unless its not to u 👀👀👀👀
🥜brain
😠😠😠😠😠 ur telling me im worth less than 65 dollars to u!?!?
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Liam…
invisibility is an art not a science
Just let him #his hill
smol Al
u heard liam
no other choose but to pay me 100 bucks to beat up your bf raeken
🥜brain
wait
the o(riginal chimera)
I was saving up to bring him to the maritime museum in San Diego but I guess I have no other choice...
🥜brain
u… u what? 🥺
with the ships?????
the o(riginal chimera)
With the ships.
🥜brain
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
alec mitsakis if u take the money of my cute date with old ships and my perfect bf im litterraly gonna kill u!!
fr fr!!!
im gonna bid my time n nextime we meet a monster ill throw u in front of it and then ill tell scott the monster killed u im not joking if u knew how much im not joking
smol Al
…
…………
👀👀👀
the lack of people caring about the deaththreat sent my way is actualy concerning
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
That’s Liam’s 4th most perfect date idea why would you try to sabotage it 🧐🧐
smol Al
i literally didnt????? do?????? anything????????
Corey and Theo’s private chat
Corey
I’ll go in his house and hide his phone for 10 bucks
Theo
I’ll make it 15 if you take out his math homework from his backpack and put it on his bed so he does it.
Corey
Pleasure doing business w you
I’m planning on buying Mase a lana del rey ticket for his bd
Having a bf is not a poor mans game 😔
Theo
I was richer when I was single. And that’s saying something.
Corey
No one is forcing you to bring Liam a gatorade every time you pick him up from practice
Theo
…I think the smile on his face would beg to differ.
Corey
*whipping noise*
👀👀omg who said that????
Theo
Takes one to know one.
Corey
Couldn’t agree more 😇
Theo
🖕
THE “DONT TELL SCOTT I PEED MYSELF THAT ONE TIME” GROUP CHAT
🥜brain
anywayyyyy uh
surprise!!
me n theo are together
i didnt tell u coz u kept saying that we were a couple before we actually were n it was pissing me off also i didnt want to prove u guys right
but yeah no u guys were right 💯
turns out the tension WAS sexyal
and theo didnt say anything coz he just doesnt talk about himself like that
anywayzzz mason will be my best man n alec will be theos so corey u better get an officiating certificate if u want to be there at all
the o(riginal chimera)
We’re not getting married.
🥜brain
how about u go back to work instead of pissing me off beautiful 🤨
get that money for our date!
also wowwwww no reaction really guys
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Woooooooow I’m shocked! This is shocking news!
smol Al
im kinda sad coz i bet to stiles that u guys would stay repressed n closethed until u were at least 20
🥜brain
🙄🙄 corey anything to say for urself?
corey???
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Must be the shock of the news. It killed him
🥜brain
must be 😌
smol Al
could we pretend we dont know so that stiles wont know i lost the bet?
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Already texted him :/
smol Al
🤨🤨🤨
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
You said they would be repressed until they were 20 but I said they wouldnt last the year
I’m literally 20 bucks richer now
💸💸💸this capitalism shit easy
the o(riginal chimera)
Maybe it’s time to acknowledge the gambling problem in this pack.
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Says person who’s never won one bet
the o(riginal chimera)
Because I’m smart enough not to play.
smol Al
*incorrect buzzer sound*
u said u could get that waitress number easily
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
when??????? 🧐🧐🧐
smol Al
last week lol
*cue liams jalousy fit*
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
…👀
smol Al
⏲️🤨
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Wait he could legit be crying maybe I should check on him
Theo you pos!!! you made my friend cry!!!!
the o(riginal chimera)
He’s just doing math homework, don’t bother him.
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
A likely story 🙄🙄🙄
smol Al
5 bucks says liam is sobbing and screaming in theos dms
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Noone will take that bet it’s too easy
the o(riginal chimera)
20 dollars on he lost his phone and decided to do homework.
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
🧐that’s…
smol Al
…specific 🤨
the o(riginal chimera)
I just know him better than you. :)
smol Al
ewwwwww wtfffffffff is that bone emoji!!
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
He killed Liam I just know it!!!
When I catch you 🤬🤬
the o(riginal chimera)
Looks like someone didn’t read the “in case of strange death, don’t kill Theo” clause in Liam’s will! :)
🥜brain
hahahahahahhahaha guys
guyyyyys
idk how but my phone was in the firdge
took me like 10 min to find it hahahhahaahaha
the o(riginal chimera)
See? I do know him!
🥜brain
its so cold in my hands!!!
Corey and Theo’s private chat
Theo
The fridge? That was your best hiding spot?
Corey
He wouldn’t let go of it!!! And then he was searching for it like 2 sec after I got it! I panicked!!!
Theo
Are you still there?
Corey
👀why?
Theo
He said he didn’t borrow my pink sweater
Corey
…he’s lying
Theo
Steal it back.
Corey
I’m getting tired of doing your chores fr
I’m not Liam’s babysitter you are!
Theo
Laura Del Rio tickets aren’t cheap. Do it for love.
Corey
🙄
You’re a dick
Also it's Lana Del Rey and ikyk coz I heard born to die play in your truck that week Liam was angry at you
Theo
I'm a dick and you can be bought. We all have our flaws.
Also no I didn't.
Corey
Liam is screaming btw
I think he’s gonna cry fr it’s bad
Theo
She didn’t even give me her freaking number! Fuck!!!
Leave the sweater. He’ll prob need it.
Corey
And you’re gonna need a helmet and a mouthpiece when you step in here
Good luck w that lol
THE “DONT TELL SCOTT I PEED MYSELF THAT ONE TIME” GROUP CHAT
🥜brain
a waitressssss???? A WAITRESS U GAY ASS CREEP!!!???
U ASKED FOR HER NUMBER THAT DAY BUT U COULDNT TELL ME U LIKED ME FOR MONTHSSSS???
I FUCKING GAVE U MY NUMBER I HAD 2 FUCKING PUT IT IN UR PHONE U EMOTTIONNAL BRICK!!!
I DID EVERYTHING 4 U TO GET THAT YOU COULD PUT UR DICK IN MY MOUTH N THIS IS HOW YOU THANK MEEEEE
A WAITRESSSSSS
WTF WAS HER NAME
WHICH RESTAURANT
ALEC WHICH RESTAURANT
smol Al
🧍
dad im scared
the o(riginal chimera)
It was just a dumb bet, Liam. I didn’t even get her number.
🥜brain
OF COURSE U DIDNT U GOT THE GAME OF A LAME ASS ROAD CONE
😭😭😭😭😭😭
thats not true ur wonderful
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Alec and Liam's “PUTTING THE AW IN AWOO” private chat
scott junior
i was srs wtf was her name??????? 👀👀👀👀👀
scott junior junior
🧍
scott junior
her. name.
and the restaurant.
scott junior junior
ngl theo has the worse gaydar n im pretty sure she was gay
scott junior
he really does but idc rn
scott junior junior
the number u have dialed is not in service
scott junior
ALECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
scott junior junior added Scott to the chat.
scott junior junior
scott help!!!!!!
Scott
is everthing alright!?
scott junior
omg hi scott 😊 so happy to see u! alec is just being dramatic lol dw
scott junior junior
hes gonna kill me theo n a waitress!!!!!!
scott junior kicked out Scott from the chat.
scott junior junior
dont make me add scott to the lsit
ill do it
i did it in the past!
alec!!!!
ALECCCCCCCC
THE “DONT TELL SCOTT I PEED MYSELF THAT ONE TIME” GROUP CHAT
smol Al
guys is that what yo umeant when u said evil liam???? coz he keeps treathening me n everyone n scott n that waittess n im scared 😰😰😰😰
invisibility is an art not a science
Yes
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
No he's just a vit jealous
smol Al
A BITTTTTT????? TELL THAT TO MY FUNERAL ON FRIDAYYYY
🥜brain
u dug ur own grave by corrupting my beloved bf into trying to make him force an innocent but soon to be dead waitress into giving him ger number
smol Al
CORRYPTING??????????
invisibility is an art not a science
CORRUPTING!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
Why is Scott texting me asking if anyone is hurt???
the o(riginal chimera)
I'm leaving the clinic rn. I'll bring takeout.
🥜brain
🥺 for me?
the o(riginal chimera)
Sure. Dunkin’ Donuts fine?
smol Al
lol
🥜brain
WAIT IS THAT WJERE SHE WORKD!?!?
the o(riginal chimera)
No.
🥜brain
IT IS SINT IT???
the o(riginal chimera)
Alec, I'll have nothing nice to say at your funeral.
smol Al
😰😰😰😰 but dude i was ur best man at ur wedding
🥜brain
no its corey now fuck u
smol Al
😭😭😭😭😭
invisibility is an art not a science
I mean… sure ok
smol Al
i didnt event ask him to get the girls number i was just trying to get him to say that hes dating liam n he said he could get her number!!!!
im literrally innocentttttt
😭😭😭 Scott is so nice why are youvall so fucking meannnnb
🥜brain
wdym im nice!!!
but its mostly bad genes +trauma 😊
the o(riginal chimera)
I was raised by 3 entities who wanted to bring back the antichrist of supernatural creatures.
invisibility is an art not a science
I personally blame Theo
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
I also blame Theo
🥜brain
dont b mean to my beautiful cheating husband!!!
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
...
😔 I miss hetero Liam everyday
smol Al
😂😂😂😂😂
what
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
😔😔😔😔
🥜brain
😡😡😡
invisibility is an art not a science
😔😔😔😔
smol Al
wait fr? hetero when
🥜brain
theo ur silent is deefenign 😡
the o(riginal chimera)
I'm driving
smol Al
no one is gonna talk about deefenign?
🥜brain
HOW MANY FUKCING TIMESSSS
DONT TXT N DRUVEE
the o(riginal chimera)
I'm unlikeable
invisibility is an art not a science
Yeah we know 😂
King Mason of the 5 puppies 👑
The selfawareness is a nice touch tho 😊
the o(riginal chimera)
Unkilleable! My car has fucking autocorrect!
🥜brain
STOP TXT INGN DRIVING ASSHOLEEE 😭😭😭
Deaton and Mason’s private chat
Deaton
I beg of you to keep Liam from texting Theo when he’s working
Mason
With all due respect… would you like me to stop the ocean tide? or to stop the seasons as well?
Deaton
I had to try
Mason
You could just fire him
Deaton
He’s still not the worse employee I’ve had
Mason
I thought you only had Scott before
Deaton
Have a nice day
Mason
😂😂😂