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Third-Wheel Royale

Summary:

Maddie Hatter loves that her best friend Raven Queen and her boyfriend Dexter Charming allow her to third wheel on their dates every now and then. Mainly because Dexter buys her stuff. And how well he treats her best friend

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At Ever After High, where fairy tales walked and talked and occasionally transformed into dragons during finals week, Fridays carried a particular buzz of enchantment. Whether it was the scent of candied clouds drifting from the baking tower or the low hum of gossip echoing off the scroll-shaped lockers, the air always promised something... legendary.

And for Maddie Hatter, today was tea-steeped perfection.

“I brought extra glitter for the tea biscuits, just in case we run into a unicorn today,” Maddie announced as she skipped down the spiraling marble steps outside the Castleteria. Her hair bounced in a swirl of curls and ribbons, her mismatched stockings peeking from under a ruffled skirt covered in tiny teacup patterns.

“Do unicorns like glitter?” asked Dexter Charming, adjusting his glasses as he offered Raven his arm.

“They do if they’re fabulous,” Maddie replied, grinning. “Which is all of them. Obviously.”

Raven Queen smiled, taking Dexter’s arm with a shake of her head. “Just go with it. That’s always safer.”

“Safer?” Maddie gasped, dramatically clutching her hat. “Raven, you wound me. I am the very model of sensible chaos.”

“I think that’s an oxymoron,” Dexter muttered.

“Nope,” Raven said as they began walking. “That’s just Maddie.”

They made an odd little trio—Raven in her goth-glam robes of rich violet and black, Dexter in his ever-so-slightly-wrinkled uniform and endearing nervous energy, and Maddie, the rainbow-hued whirlwind that sparkled wherever she went. While most couples might prefer privacy, Raven and Dexter often invited Maddie along—not out of obligation, but because something about her presence made their time together lighter, brighter… realer.

Besides, Maddie always carried snacks.

Today’s destination was the Mirror-Maze Gallery, a rotating exhibit tucked between the library’s enchanted scroll archives and the hallway where time sometimes looped backward on Wednesdays. It was Raven’s idea. A walk-through mirror art show, full of illusion, alternate lives, and possibilities.

Dexter offered Maddie a tiny, ribbon-wrapped package as they walked through the garden path leading to the exhibit hall. She took it with a gleeful squeal.

“Peppermint blossom tea! You remembered!” she cried, sniffing the sachet like it was enchanted gold dust. “You, my princely pigeon, are now ranked third on my ‘Favorite Charmings’ list.”

“Wait—third?” Dexter laughed. “Who’s first?”

“Darling, of course,” Maddie said. “She helped me fight a carnivorous pop-up book last month. And Daring’s second because he once carried me when my shoes turned into eels.”

“Fair enough,” he said with a mock-bow.

Raven took Dexter’s hand as they passed through the enchanted archway of the Mirror-Maze. Lights shimmered along the arch, reacting to their auras—deep amethyst for Raven, silver-blue for Dexter, and a riot of rainbow sparkles for Maddie.

Inside, the maze was alive with reflections that moved even when you didn’t. Some mirrors showed possible futures. Others replayed moments from your past. A few simply whispered riddles and riddled whispers.

Maddie stopped in front of one mirror that showed her serving tea to a room full of creatures—griffins sipping from fine china, a mermaid perched in a floating tea saucer, a shadowy figure in the back gently glowing. Her eyes widened.

“Do you think that’s the future or just a really good dream?” she murmured.

Raven, standing beside a mirror that showed her in a flowing crown of obsidian feathers, offered a soft reply. “Does it matter?”

Maddie’s smile wavered for a moment before she grinned again. “You’re right. Dreams are just memories from the future!”

Dexter stood by a mirror that showed him as a knight—bold, confident, standing at Raven’s side. His expression flickered with awe, but he looked at Raven and smiled. “Well, I’m clearly cooler in alternate dimensions.”

Raven leaned in. “I like you just fine in this one.”

Maddie turned away to give them a moment, but not without a dramatic flourish of her cloak. “And this is where the third wheel somersaults into the shadows, sipping tea and being supportive!”

They left the maze just as the sun dipped behind the Spindle Tree Tower, casting long shadows across the path. Maddie pulled out a tartan picnic cloth from her hat and spread it out near the Crystal Fountain. They sat together, sharing sandwiches shaped like storybook creatures, and Maddie told a completely fabricated story about how she once dated a cloud.

Raven laughed, her cheeks flushed. She leaned her head on Dexter’s shoulder.

Maddie saw it and felt her heart hiccup—not from envy, but from an overwhelming sense of rightness. It wasn’t that she didn’t long for her own love story someday. She did, maybe in a whirlwind sort of way. But seeing Raven like this—unburdened, safe, happy—was worth every moment spent as their self-declared third wheel.

Because Raven had chosen a path that defied her pre-written destiny. And Dexter, in his quiet, steady way, had stood beside her every step.

And Maddie?

Maddie had made peace with her story a long time ago. She was a mad girl in a sane world, or maybe a sane girl in a mad one. Either way, she would always have tea, trinkets, and the truest of friends.

“Hey,” Raven said suddenly. “You doing okay?”

Maddie blinked. “Me? I’m as fine as a flying saucer in a thunderstorm! Which is to say: exhilarating!”

Dexter leaned forward. “Seriously though—we love having you with us. You make things... lighter.”

“And funnier,” Raven added.

“And better,” Dexter finished.

Maddie stared at them. Then, dramatically, she wiped an invisible tear from her cheek. “You two are going to make me cry. That means I’ll need to brew sad-tea and happy-tea at the same time!”

They laughed together until the sun disappeared completely and the firefly lanterns flickered on, casting a golden glow over the courtyard.

Maddie packed away the last sandwich crumbs and looped her arms through theirs. “Shall we skip back to the dorms like whimsical warriors of love and caffeine?”

“I’d expect nothing less,” Raven said.

And so they did—one happily-in-love couple and one joyful, chaotic third wheel skipping into the twilight.

In a world of rewritten destinies and pressure to follow the path laid before you, it turned out the best stories were the ones you brewed yourself.

Especially with friends.