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Summary:

A new faerie has appeared in the Faerie Kingdom, inconspicuous enough, friendly even. “Unfortunate circumstances” lead Silverbell Cookie to chase him down in a forest clearing, causing…More than a few revelations.

Notes:

Okay starting this with the important stuff, thank ALL OF YOU for the positive comments on my firewind fic??? Yall were so sweet it’s bonkers, I really can’t thank u all enough !! Onto stuff w this fic tho……

Tried to write Silverbell cookie accurately and not the pushover some ppl see him as, i think ppl forget the first thing this dude did when we saw him in the story was try to rock our shit, hes got that dawg in him put some respect on his name!!1!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Silverbell Cookie ventured deep into the foliage of the faerie kingdom, his bow drawn and ready for attack. As a knight, devoted to serve Elder Faerie Cookie, he was dedicated to serving the kingdom, no matter the cost.

The faerie kingdom was a relatively peaceful place to live. Faeries could roam, relax, and play to their hearts content, while the knights worked tirelessly to protect their way of life. Their job was simple, protect the villagers of the kingdom, and keep out any invasive outsiders. Silverbell had taken it to heart, which is why it felt so odd to have to be persecuting a faerie now.

Recently, a cookie by the name of Lavender Bloom Cookie had appeared in the kingdom. Mercurial Knight insisted he was suspicious. Too outgoing, too friendly. But Elder Faerie Cookie was firm on giving him a chance. Innocent until proven guilty, he cited. Silverbell was ready to look over some of Lavender Blooms more…Suspicious qualities at Elder Faeries behest, but Mercurial Knight stayed wary.

Truly, Silverbell had grown to enjoy Lavender Blooms company. He was great with jokes and knew how to tell an amazing story. If Silverbell Cookie was being honest, he would say he considered Lavender Bloom Cookie to be a treasured friend.

Though, the enjoyment couldn’t last.

Inexplicably, rumors began spreading across the kingdom. Of how Elder Faerie was an incompetent king, how Mercurial Knight slacked off, how Silverbell Cookie was nothing but a crybaby. The faeries that the 3 had spent years protecting seemed to turn on them without any prior rhyme or reason. The only connecting factor, Mercurial Knight Cookie so dutifully noted, was that this had all started once Lavender Blooms Cookie showed up.

Even with the fondness Silverbell felt for the new faerie, he couldn’t deny it. It was only now that he’d appeared that everyone was so mistrusting. They had to investigate him.

Yet, the second that came into play, the cookie was nowhere to be found. Lavender Bloom, who could previously be seen all over the kingdom, chatting it up with its residents and helping others with menial tasks, was missing. It only heightened suspicion. Lavender Bloom Cookie had been spreading falsehoods around the kingdom, but why?

After days of searching, Elder Faerie ordered his knights to search the forests. It seemed to be the only logical place Lavender Bloom could’ve escaped off to, right?

The knights had agreed to split up to cover more ground. They had no idea where Lavender Bloom Cookie could be after all, it was wise to be diligent.

So thats how Silverbell Cookie ended up here, bow in hand, on alert, and hunting for a former friend.

There was still some denial in his mind, though. It could all just be a misunderstanding, couldn’t it? Lavender Bloom had no reason to do it after all, it wouldnt make sense. Yet with each passing minute, his belief in the other cookie wavered.

Still, he’d at least hear him out.

Beside him, a rustling noise came from the bushes, a flash of purple passing him. Silverbell Cookie readied his bow and followed the mystery cookie into the bushes, no doubt Lavender Bloom.

“L-Lavender Bloom Cookie, slow down!” The knight yelled, running after him.

Silverbell ended up in a forest clearing, where Lavender Bloom looked…Oddly calm for someone who was just being chased. The faerie was looking over his shoulder, a content look in his eyes as he peered at Silverbell Cookie, barely acknowledging the fact the knight had an arrow directed at him. “Ah, Silverbell Cookie! It’s a delight to see you!” The purplish faerie said, turning fully to meet his gaze.

“Where have you been? Why are you out here?” Silverbell questioned, skipping any formalities. Lavender Bloom placed a hand on his hip, tilting his head slightly. “I’ve just been picking flowers to bring back to the faerie kingdom, of course! You see, Librarian Faerie Cookie asked me to bring her back some English Bluebells, said it would really spruce up her home!” Lavender Bloom Cookie explained, treating this as if it was any normal conversation.

Silverbell Cookie furrowed his brows. He wasn’t being honest with him, he knew that for sure, but for what reason?

“You were gone for days picking bluebells?” He asked, disbelieving. The purple faeries face shifted for only a second, some unreadable expression much different from his usual laid back look, but it quickly switched back.

“It’s embarrassing to admit but, I got lost, you see.” He explained, tone switching in a bid for sympathy. “I was worried I’d never be found…But you’re here now! My knight in shining armor, here to rescue me.”

The knight wanted to believe the other cookie, really, he did. But he couldn’t forsake the faerie kingdom.

“We know what you’ve been doing, Lavender Bloom Cookie.” He stated, voice firm. “You’ve been spreading rumors about Elder Faerie Cookie, Mercurial Knight Cookie, and I! Making the residents of the faerie kingdom lose faith in us! Why?” Lavender Blooms smile dropped, replaced with a look of slight, barely hidden frustration. “Do you truly believe those things about us…? We can work this out, just…Be honest with me.”

Lavender Bloom Cookie glared at Silverbell Cookie, as if trying to study his reaction. An uncharacteristically sharp grin spread across his face, as if this was all amusing. He snickered, stepping towards Silverbell with a mischievous glint in his eye.

“You must be so pent up, right hon?” Lavender Blooms tone changed at the flip of a coin, going from feigning innocence to sultry and seductive. Silverbell Cookie was visibly shocked, but the other didn’t let up. “Always fighting for the faerie kingdom, it must be so tiring, poor thing…”

Without warning, Lavender Bloom disappeared into thin air, teleporting, maybe? Silverbell put his bow into an attacking position, eyes scanning the area frantically to find the impostor.

“I could turn into anyone you want, you know.” ‘Lavender Bloom Cookie’ whispered behind him, hands resting on the faeries soft hips. “I could transform into your greatest fantasy. As long as you don’t mind a bit of purple tint…” Silverbell Cookies breath hitched— was he actually..?

“I want…” He trailed off, face beginning to fluster. “Your true form.”

Lavender Bloom seemed amused, choosing to indulge the faerie knight. He teleported in front of him, his eyes changing from a mix of light purple and baby blue to black with purple slits. “If you insist, faerie boy.”

His body was suddenly encased in shadow, a flash of dark purple magic blinding Silverbell Cookie for a few seconds. Silverbell pulled back his arrow, readying for an attack, but instead, seemingly got what he asked for.

A different cookie, the true form of Lavender Bloom Cookie stood before him. His previously soft purple strands were replaced with inky black hair, one of his eyes covered with a bang. Onyx jewel earrings dangled from his ears, a similar jewel resting on the chest of his black and purple suit. Demonic wings sat on his lower waist, a far cry from his previously angelic faerie ones.

“St-State your name impostor!” Silverbell Cookie yelled, taking a step back.

The cookie just laughed, adjusting his coat and clearing his throat. “I am Black Sapphire Cookie. Servant of my master, Shadow Milk Cookie. A pleasure to be of service!”

“Everything you said just now…It was a lie, wasn’t it!” The knight accused.

“Oh nono, faerie boy. Let me go and I’ll treat you better than any of the silly pests in this village could.” Black Sapphire Cookies words had a bit of bite to them, a clear disdain for the residents he’d just been so cordial with. “I may be skilled at deceit, but I’m no liar when it comes to a good deal.”

Silverbell stayed silent. It was wrong, no doubt about it. He had to stay loyal to the faerie kingdom, and turn this traitor in to pay for his misdeeds. But his words hadn’t been entirely wrong.

Silverbell Cookie rarely had time to relieve himself, not with all his duties, and even rarer with anyone else. It had been so long, and Black Sapphire truly was beautiful…

His eyes, yet so clearly filled with the promise of deceit, entranced the knight in a way he wouldn’t dare explain. Black lipstick lined his soft-looking lips, his sly smile so devilishly enticing. His pants hugged his thighs and hips so nicely, and his voice caused flutters in his stomach. He knew he shouldn’t but…

Silverbell shamefully lowered his bow, a conflicting mix of arousal and guilt pooling in his gut. “Fine, but…After this, you must leave.”

“Ah, you’re a hit it and quit it type, are you?” Black Sapphire teased. “So dirty…Not that I mind, it was my plan to leave after this anyway. I’ve gotten all I needed from you gnats…This is just a bonus, really.”

Silverbell Cookie tried not to ponder on what that last line meant, cautiously putting his bow done as he fidgeted with his hands. “So, um what are you planning on…?” He trailed off, embarrassingly flustered when they hadn’t even done anything. Black Sapphire Cookie visibly thought, before a grin lined his face. “Put your back against that tree, over there.” He pointed, a tree right behind Silverbell Cookie.

Silverbell Cookie have a suspicious look, but followed the imps instructions. He pressed his back against the bark, not hiding his nervousness well. Black Sapphire seemed entertained by his timidness as he followed him over, placing a kiss on the knights neck once he was in position.

“Trust me, ‘kay doll? I know what I’m doing.” Black Sapphire Cookie whispered.

Silverbell shivered. “You’ve been lying to me for weeks now, you expect me to trust you?”

“Considering how you accepted this little exchange, I’d say you already are.”

Silverbell had no response to that, and stayed silent as the imp lowered himself onto his knees. Black Sapphire softly groped the growing bulge in the knights pants, biting his lip. Silverbell Cookie let out a shaky moan, bucking his hips into Black Sapphire Cookies hands. “Already so hard through your clothing, you want this badly, don’t you?” The imp asked, knowing the answer. Silverbell barely held back a needy whimper, nodding.

“Ah, ah, ah.” Black Sapphire Cookie tutted. “I wanna hear you say it.” Silverbell Cookie hesitated for a moment, yet his blinding arousal won over his embarrassment over the lewdness of his actions. “I…I want this..” The faerie managed to get out, averting his eyes. Black Sapphire Cookie grinned, unzipping his pants. “Good boy.”

Black Sapphire coaxed the others length out of his pants, gently caressing the knights cock. Silverbell tried desperately to hold back his whines as he thrusted into the imps, covering his mouth with his hand. “Already twitching at the slightest touch…” Black Sapphire Cookie mused, squeezing the faeries cock lightly. “Poor thing, must’ve been agony for you, wanting the touch of another so badly…”

Silverbell Cookie could only bring himself to nod, not trusting his voice to crack from pleasure if he used it. Black Sapphire began to pump his dick faster, lust filling his gaze as precum began to leak from Silverbell Cookies tip. The knights whines became full on moans as Black Sapphire Cookies soft hands jerked him off, his hand resting on top of the tricksters head to steel himself.

“So noisy, too…How unbecoming of a knight of the faerie kingdom!” The imp bit his lip, his own member hardening in his pants. “Don’t get too excited now, I’ve got much more in store for you..”

Black Sapphire Cookie slowed down on his pumping to lean in to Silverbells dick, placing a kiss on his tip that left a black lipstick mark. Black Sapphire coaxed the tip into his mouth, swirling his tongue on it as if it was a lollipop. Silverbell Cookie squirmed as Black Sapphire put more of his cock inside, going deeper until over halfway of his length rested in his mouth.

“B-Black Sapphire Cookie, it’s— ah, please don’t stop..!” Silverbell moaned, tears pricking in his eyes. He tightened his grip on Black Sapphires hair, shallowly thrusting as the imp began to properly suck him off.

Black Sapphire went up and down the faeries cock, Silverbell Cookies dick becoming covered in saliva. Silverbell Cookie let out a loud cry as Black Sapphire Cookie momentarily took all of his length in his mouth, the imp bobbing his head as he did. “HAH-! D-Don’t stop! Please, mmn~! Please don’t stop!” He sobbed, tears freely running down his face now. Black Sapphire let out a satisfied moan, repeating the action just to hear the knight cry from the pleasure.

Black Sapphire Cookie pulled off of the faeries member, his own dick twitching in his pants when he heard how Silverbell whined in neediness at his action. He squeezed Silverbells cock, a bit tighter than last time as he looked up at the teary eyed knight above him.

“You really are shameless, aren’t you~?” Black Sapphire grinned. “So willing to do this with the cookie who spread deceit in your precious little kingdom, am I really that charming?” He pressed his thumb on Silverbells tip, reveling in the way the cookie above him whined at the action. “I-It’s not like that, I just— Ah!” Silverbell Cookie was cut off by the imp licking a long line on his cock from his tip to his base.

“Ah, what was that? Couldn’t hear you over the sound of you so clearly enjoying this.” Black Sapphire Cookie taunted, lowering his head on Silverbell Cookies cock once more. Silverbell Cookie shuddered, eyelids flickering.

The imp kept on with his pace, not bothering to note how both of Silverbells hands now rested in his hair.

Suddenly, the imps head was pulled down to the base of Silverbell Cookies dick, the faeries shallow thrusting now turning into him full-on fucking the others throat, moans louder than ever.

Black Sapphire Cookie let out a muffled “mnph!” as the faeries cock was forced down his throat. He placed his hands on Silverbells hips as the knight continued to thrust into his mouth would reckless abandon. The imp only tried to match his energy, but the act was difficult when it seemed like Silverbells biggest priority was simply to come, not caring the slightest bit for a consistent rhythm.

Black Sapphires moans only fueled Silverbell Cookies lust, his grasp on the imps hair tightening as he used the others throat like a fleshlight. “I’m s-sorry, your mouth is just— too good..! Please forgive me!” He whined, resting his head against the tree behind him. Black Sapphire Cookie had no way to respond, and settled on just allowing the cookie above him to use his mouth how he pleased.

“Black— Black Sapphire Cookie, I’m s-so close..! Please, let me cum in your mouth…!” Silverbell begged, and Black Sapphire allowed him to— not that he ever would have declined.

Silverbell Cookie slammed his cock deep down Black Sapphire Cookies throat, holding his head in place as he pumped his load into him. He shut his eyes and let out a loud whine, hips twitching as he came. Black Sapphire put his hands on the faeries hips, doing his best to swallow all the cum that shot out of the others aching cock. It felt like it took forever for the other to stop cumming in what seemed like waves, and even then he wasn’t completely finished.

Black Sapphire tapped Silverbells leg, before the knight finally let go of his head, allowing the imp to pull himself off the other cookies dick. He coughed as a strand of cum landed on his face, luckily on the bang covering his eye rather than his uncovered one.

Silverbell Cookie huffed, face covered in blush and completely spent. Black Sapphire dutifully pulled out a pocket mirror and handerchief, wiping down his face and lips. His black lipstick was completely smudged, hair frazzled, unbecoming of a radio host, he mused. Though, his lipstick did leave black marks on the faeries still somewhat-leaking member, so he found it worth it.

The imp stood up, admiring his work on the knight. Tear marks tracked down his face, and he still panting from what’d just happened.

“Th-thank you…” Silverbell Cookie managed, shakily. Black Sapphire Cookie simply snickered. “It’s no problem…You know, maybe we could do this again someti—“

“SILVERBELL COOKIE!”

The two men jumped, hearing foliage rustle as Mercurial Knight Cookie headed in their direction. Silverbell Cookie hurriedly pulled up his pants and wiping his face, Black Sapphire teleporting away.

“Silverbell Cookie!” Mercurial Knight shouted, flying into the forest clearing where the other faerie resided. “I heard something coming from this direction, are you okay? Did you catch Lavender Bloom Cookie?” The silver cookie questioned. Silverbell Cookie stammered, trying to think of an explanation. “He— um, he…He got away, I’m sorry…” He lied, averting his eyes from the gaze of the other knight. Mercurial Knight Cookie scoffed, but decidedly seemed more frustrated than suspicious.

“It’s fine. As long as he’s gone, the Faerie Kingdom will be healed from its disarray.” Mercurial Knight reasoned. “Come on, let’s head back.”

Silverbell Cookie followed him, but took a quick look back at the clearing before he did. At his feet, he saw a small note, which he pocketed before the other knight could notice it.

 

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Mercurial Knight Cookie had been correct. Without seeds of deceit being placed at every corner, the kingdom was significantly less hectic. The faith in their protectors had been restored, multiple cookies coming up to the 3 to apologize for their harmful words. Silverbell was quick to forgive, it wasn’t like he was a saint either, not after what happened between him and the ‘traitor,’ as Elder Faerie Cookie dubbed him.

Days after everything had blown over, Silverbell Cookie laid down on his bed, thinking about that day with Black Sapphire Cookie. Really, the day never left his mind, his face repeatedly flustering whenever he thought of what had transpired between him and the imp.

Then, he remembered the note that laid on the forest floor as he left. He quickly fished it out of his pocket, unraveling it to read it’s contents.

In fancy cursive and dark purple ink, the words ‘Call Me’ were sprawled across the page, a heart adorned with little bat wings in the corner. At the bottom, a phone number, assumedly Black Sapphires was written.

And, truly…

Who was Silverbell Cookie to refuse such an invite?

Notes:

Since i wrote this im gonna say it’s canon the second black sapphire came into the faerie village he saw Silverbell and was like “i have GOT to dom that twink” and he did just that….never give up on your dreams readers even u can dom a crybaby faerie twink <3

honestly the fact there isnt MORE dacryphilia fics with this pair is crazy to me? Silverbell literally cries just mentioning white Lily cookie in a voice line and yall dont think hes a crier during bed? Blasphemous

Oh and dk how obvious it is but black sapphire is meant to have a crush on Silverbell in this fic this wasnt spur of the moment or wtv lolz, get out of consequences and suck a cute dudes dick win win!!1!